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[–]theduke37 44 points45 points ago

[–]dnthatethejuice 14 points15 points ago

That'll keep The Cheat away from my tire!

[–]gemini86 5 points6 points ago

checkitout checkitout checkitout

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

Theend Theend Theend Theend Theend

[–]AllUltima 4 points5 points ago

Seems like the shark is always the bitch of the relationship just because it doesn't have hands.

[–]DonkeyDingleBerry 0 points1 point ago

Well... Yeah.

I mean how are they supposed to bend someone over and just go to town if they don't have hands to force their victim lover over the pinball machine?

[–]thegooddancer 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely.

[–]Droidaphone 1 point2 points ago

It's a bear holding a shark AND a big knife!

[–]TheFlatulentCerebrum 25 points26 points ago

OC you say, well here is something I drew last summer http://imgur.com/W8aDY

[–]Oxxide 7 points8 points ago

the squid was a nice touch.

[–]FlyingPasta 4 points5 points ago

STOP MAKING THE POOR ANIMALS FIGHT EACH OTHER PEOPLE

[–]DuckingTape[S] 1 point2 points ago

I aprove. Thats fucking awesome. :D

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 0 points1 point ago

Consider my upvote a dicksuck from a hot lady.

[–]flamedragoon345 44 points45 points ago

[–]Obj_solid 15 points16 points ago

after 2 minutes on google : what have we here?

[–]Vandey 0 points1 point ago

Watch as OP will go meta and say he knew there was another drawing of a soldier bear on a shark and wanted to gauge if people on reddit would try and disprove his 'originality'

That being said: I still love OP's picture more. ;)

[–]DuckingTape[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]SoloJones 23 points24 points ago

You're so random.

[–]SeaLegs 6 points7 points ago

Seriously. How is this unlike ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~ ????

This better be sarcasm.

[–]Einchy 6 points7 points ago

I don't even want to bother typing this again.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/yoabf/welcome_to_the_internet_please_follow_me_warning/c5xk8jk

Stop this shit internet, it's not funny. We're not 12 anymore.

[–]ireadanddontpost 6 points7 points ago

You're fighting a losing battle. It's why I read and don't post.

[–]so_many_squids 5 points6 points ago

holds up spork

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

[–]kittylauncher -2 points-1 points ago

scratches armpit with spork licks it

[–]cuddlep00p 2 points3 points ago

[–]bl4kd3th 0 points1 point ago

Laddergoat, you so random.

[–]ViewAskewed 9 points10 points ago

Who is riding? Oh my God, Bear is riding! How can that be?

[–]JackRubysGun 0 points1 point ago

Yep

[–]gregtwin 0 points1 point ago

And I thought I was the only one who's seen the clerks animated series

[–]crowan2011 2 points3 points ago

And this is how we shall fight the war on terror. lol good job, love it.

[–]lazydictionary 7 points8 points ago

Why'd you delete the first time you posted it?

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ypf40/because_fuck_you_thats_why/

[–]CowSarlacc 9 points10 points ago

So... what you are saying is... it's a repost?

[–]DuckingTape[S] 2 points3 points ago

Meh people downvoted so I assumed they didnt like it, then I saw some thread where people where complaining about no OC and I got abit pissed.

[–]ajax10 21 points22 points ago

I bearly believe you.

[–]lazydictionary 0 points1 point ago

Nice job mate! It's cool

[–]underthehill 3 points4 points ago

Sgt. Grumbles?

[–]SunFizz 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what I just came here to post. Good man.

[–]I_Promise_I_Am_Lying 3 points4 points ago

Man, this will totally freak out The Cheat.

[–]down_with_entropy 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for the new wallpaper, hope you don't mind.

[–]Xpert85 0 points1 point ago

It's my new wallpaper too :)

[–]BurnEmUp 4 points5 points ago

So random..

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

We're bi so get used to it.

[–]IgoraPopper 0 points1 point ago

TO NARNIA!

[–]neoncheezburger 0 points1 point ago

Do you mind if I use this as my cover on Facebook?

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why you would want to but go a head. :3

[–]My_Pet_Robot -1 points0 points ago

Me too, this is awesome

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

Hey, nice work.

[–]wagstagsthird -1 points0 points ago

Bet you can't draw a shark riding a bear through the woods!

[–]TuskedOdin -1 points0 points ago

All you need is a freaken laser beam attached to the sharks head

[–]StoopKidNLHS 0 points1 point ago

[–]DoubleThink1990 0 points1 point ago

This is now my facebook cover photo. I thank you sir

[–]heybuddy93 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a drawing I did once. Only it was a penguin on a shark. And yours looks a lot better.

[–]Allenzilla 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! Sucks for them though because either one or the other is always going to be suffocating.

[–]corballer -1 points0 points ago

bears, beats, battlestar galactica

[–]Nick700 0 points1 point ago

That was always the hardest enemy in wind waker.

[–]DocBananas 1 point2 points ago

I can't wait to see this again in a few days!

[–]ThePeskyWabbit 0 points1 point ago

that hark has a whale tail, not a shark tail.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

What? Whale tails are horisontal whilst shark and most fishes tails are vertical...

[–]Birdunit -1 points0 points ago

My new desktop wallpaper, thank you sir/madam.

[–]whollo918 -1 points0 points ago

I sincerely appreciate you giving me my new wallpaper!

[–]Dahappychap 1 point2 points ago

I feel as if I've seen this before...

[–]TheCatPaul -1 points0 points ago

I god damn love it

[–]oscarsoze 1 point2 points ago

Well, how about OC that's actually noteworthy?

[–]DuckingTape[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Naaaaaaah... ;D

[–]theonethatisgood 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the Jack Handy quote:

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

[–]Professional_Lazyass -1 points0 points ago

Aaaand wallpaper set...

[–]Khellendos 0 points1 point ago

This is the premise to a cult worthy B movie.

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

Not really... funny?

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough...

[–]slickmcghee -1 points0 points ago

I see your bear riding a shark and raise you Bruce Willis riding a bear... With a cape.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

I see your bear riding a shark and raise you

BWEEP bip bip BWEEP

.

[–]slickmcghee -1 points0 points ago

"Hey, an orangered, maybe someone liked my drawin- oh."

[–]PseudoEngel 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale from a How to Train Your Dragon short. :)

[–]Who_Sharted -1 points0 points ago

You said OC and I immediately thought of this http://i.imgur.com/oLks7.jpg

[–]AJBURNSRED 1 point2 points ago

[–]DuckingTape[S] -1 points0 points ago

Hm, long time sinse I saw that one, hade forgot about it...

[–]IamGrimReefer 0 points1 point ago

why is this funny?

[–]Blamesitonphotoshop 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's shopped...

[–]dogswontsniff 0 points1 point ago

as a plus i am now taking the time to listen to a bear vs shark album.

[–]prehistoricswagger 1 point2 points ago

OMG YUR SO RANDOM AND FUNNY BEARS DONT USE SWORDS OR RIDE SHARKS HAHAHAHA!!! xxxl0vE-bE@rZxxx #LiveLaughGrizzlyBear

[–]asimilator 2 points3 points ago

OC? Don't call it that.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

I thougth oc was something you hade created instead of just copy pasted...?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

O stands for Original, which this cancer is the complete opposite of.

[–]littlebuds 0 points1 point ago

good OC

[–]grau0060 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought 'OC' stood for 'Ocean Cartoons'.

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 0 points1 point ago

When are people not fucking complaining about OC?

[–]ChooseInsanity -1 points0 points ago

Upvote! This is great. If you're trying to add to the picture I would suggest a polar bear wielding numchucks surfing a sting ray...The ultimate battle

[–]spencen16 0 points1 point ago

Your signature looks like a penis

[–]DuckingTape[S] 1 point2 points ago

waahahahah xD Will keep that in mind for the future....

[–]NuclearSpark 0 points1 point ago

Well, it's not all that original to use sharks, bears, narwhals, or dinosaurs.

But, to be fair, it's a nice drawing. I wish I could color.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, originaly it was a drawing for schetch daily where the theme was sharks, or alternativly bears. Just combined both. Honestly I just realy like the colors. The blue/green and gray works well together I think. :)

[–]NuclearSpark 0 points1 point ago

Do tell: where did you learn to color, I assume, digitally?

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Learnd and learned. I never realy learned it, I simply happend to like it...

[–]mithex -1 points0 points ago

[–]somethingchaotic -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for the wallpaper!

[–]nimitch -1 points0 points ago

No idea why I felt the urge to upvote, but it's a bear riding on a shark. Good stuff!!

[–]cumduster -1 points0 points ago

Death bear!

[–]TheOneWhoBreaths 0 points1 point ago

What program did you use?

[–]kevinwillis2291 -1 points0 points ago

MOAR, MOAR I SAY!

[–]zlap -1 points0 points ago

Russian Navy!

[–]theconstipator 0 points1 point ago

i know i sound i a d-bag but...what program do you use? ive been trying to find a good art software and this is the style i wanna try

[–]SabersKunk 0 points1 point ago

Your pic is now my desktop background

[–]Wayne-Brady -1 points0 points ago

Make it a meme! Wont be OC for long . . . muhahahahaha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

OP's definition of OC:

Unoriginal and badly executed bullshit.

Why didn't you have a historical figure like stalin breakdancing on top of a whale? LOL IM SO RANDOM. Fuck you op and fuck this cancer.

[–]autodidact89 -1 points0 points ago

If you've seen so much of reddit that you're complaining of a "lack of OC," you should probably go the fuck outside. I was unemployed for almost a year and had no problems with reddit content.

[–]dlbenson 0 points1 point ago

thats a youtube video

[–]Del_lobo -1 points0 points ago

Cheers to you good sir, as of now I have a new background!

[–]siddian -1 points0 points ago

good sir, thank you for my new desktop wallpaper

[–]RougeCrown -1 points0 points ago

Please please please for the love of god give him a mechanical arm with machine gun attached and an eye patch!

[–]Rasskool 0 points1 point ago

Going to be popping up on 9gag pretty soon

[–]rock_paper_sizzurp 1 point2 points ago

People aren´t complaining about the lack of OC, they´re complaining about the lack of funny and/or original content. This, while being nicely executed, is neither.

[–]Truthteller22 -1 points0 points ago

awesome

[–]Hiccuping_Gimp 0 points1 point ago

If this is yours, your signature kinda looks like a penis... Jus sayin

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

check out my posts, they are all original.

[–]madonna-boy 0 points1 point ago

that belongs in /r/pics because it's not "funny"...

[–]BDKhXc 0 points1 point ago

nobodies complaining shut the fuck up, "OC" "OP" and faggotry, you all must have just discovered 4chan, well this isn't 4chan, if you want to be a bitch go do it there.

[–]DCvuvuzela 0 points1 point ago

Awesome drawing man, but it's not exactly original. The bear riding a shark thing is a little played out. http://imgur.com/gjeIr and http://imgur.com/m7KF0

[–]pjeff61 0 points1 point ago

OW: Original Work

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hm, probely should have used that, but I have never seen anyone use that shortening before...

[–]nofelix -1 points0 points ago

Wow a bear riding a shark, yes totally original.

Tip: to be original, do not rehash currently popular ideas.

[–]Drderp134 1 point2 points ago

What if I told you that in one way or another, almost ever idea in the modern age is variety of one rehashed idea, or several rehashed ideas?

[–]nofelix 1 point2 points ago

I'd say that just because nothing is completely original doesn't mean nothing is original. It's a matter of degrees. The present context has never existed before, so one can always produce work which has some originality.

[–]Daroo425 1 point2 points ago

people think this is funny?

[–]DuckingTape[S] -1 points0 points ago

Hope not, but sinse when is /r/funny accualy funny?

[–]Max45a 0 points1 point ago

Cute cats and puns? Yup, that's r/funny for you.

[–]UnearthlyStew -1 points0 points ago

More stuff like this on reddit would be great! How long did it take you to make this?

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

...2 hours maybe? Not sure its a quick line drawing schetch...

[–]Panagoman 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's good and all but you're missing the point of r/funny. Post are some supposed to be original AND funny, something your post is not.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, tho I kinda got the impression that /r/funny is mostly a dumping ground...

[–]Panagoman 0 points1 point ago

I wish this wasn't true...

[–]homelessnesses -2 points-1 points ago

[–]masterwit 1 point2 points ago

That was his work. He deleted the post because he though no-one liked it. (Had originally done it for a shark week thread or something.)

Details have been added above [and below] in the comments since you probably last checked... just being friendly and giving you a heads up.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Accualy that was me. People downvoted it so I assumed people didnt like it and deleted it. Then I saw some thread where people where complaining that there was no oc and I got abit pissed and uploaded it again. If you dont belive me this was accualy just a thing made for the schetch daily subreddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/SketchDaily/comments/y9d7r/august_15th_sharks/

You can see that I did post this there. I would never claim that somethign I hadnt done was my own creation. Thats one of the lowest things you can do in my opinion....not counting stuff like rape and what not. Altho I can see why you would think that. :)

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 0 points1 point ago

Good Lord, I hope you're telling the truth. Otherwise, may Reddit have mercy on your soul.

[–]DuckingTape[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why would I lie? Karma? Who realy cares about that?

[–]thealessandroshow -3 points-2 points ago

That makes you an OP so fuck you faggot

[–]Mr_Shagwell -1 points0 points ago

Good content not necessarily in the right subreddit though? IMO

[–]jay501 -2 points-1 points ago

A million upvotes to you, sir, the creator of my new wallpaper

[–]cheeeo 0 points1 point ago

How is this OC? There are a million pictures of animals riding sharks with weapons already. There is nothing original about this picture. I literally googled "riding shark" and this came up http://i.imgur.com/21s62.jpg

Real original OP.

Edit: Someone else posted this in this thread already: http://i.imgur.com/eQYxd.jpg

Edit: Kept googling http://i.imgur.com/ppeEF.png

Edit: Here you go OP, happy birthday http://i.imgur.com/FlTSM.jpg

[–]DuckingTape[S] 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps its the wrong word, in my mind oc is pretty much something you have done instead of just copy pasted someone elses work.

Someone else suggested the term: ow, original work. Wich migth be a better fit...

[–]cheeeo -1 points0 points ago

I take them to mean the same thing (on Reddit), but I see your point.

[–]vipprr 0 points1 point ago

beautiful !!

[–]Geronimo15 -3 points-2 points ago