How I reacted to my friend getting on the front page after only being a redditor for 14 days

Peatore · 2012-09-04T02:36:20+00:00

How about posting thoughtful, interesting content when you come across it and don't worry about karma.

I miss old reddit, where self referential inane posts like this wouldn't clog the place.

quarg1992 · 2012-09-03T22:15:33+00:00

Redditors talk about having some sort of system, it's all bullshit. It's pretty much luck, I've seen the stupidest stuff get to the front page, then when I try posting something more meaningful I get tol to kill myself.'

gamingdevil · 2012-09-04T03:35:29+00:00

Every time I feel like I might be too nerdy, I think about the people who care about getting to the front page of reddit and feel much better.

imjustdrunk · 2012-09-04T03:50:13+00:00

whats the circle jerk about reaching a front page? congratulations a bunch of people on the internet approve of you. it doesnt mean its quality content

morescience · 2012-09-04T02:45:50+00:00

Quick question: why do you care?

Jorgemeister · 2012-09-04T03:58:11+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/6sTZ1.jpg

my job here is complete.

TheWhitePony · 2012-09-04T02:19:26+00:00

There was only one thing I could think about when I saw this post. That thing, is the Super Smash Bros. Melee Credit Scene.

Example

Fapinyourface · 2012-09-04T01:13:17+00:00

eat two dicks guy

Lothens · 2012-09-04T02:46:55+00:00

Cry harder bitch.

xxThe_Artist · 2012-09-04T02:21:34+00:00

This seems like the ending to smash bros, but more offensive and no guns

kinnaq · 2012-09-03T17:08:49-07:00

He probably remembered the nsfw tag.

benben555 · 2012-09-04T03:02:40+00:00

From this response, I guess that you give several flying fucks.

Ididnotresurface · 2012-09-04T00:39:35+00:00

What was his post?

elclark94 · 2012-09-04T02:44:45+00:00

well you've made it to page 8

MattBarnthouse · 2012-09-04T02:49:30+00:00

That is my new favorite gif.

TheRabidWeasels · 2012-09-04T02:49:47+00:00

I know that feel.

My friend made his first post a few days after making an account and gets front page. Then he said it was too easy and has not posted since.

wojovox · 2012-09-04T03:15:44+00:00

Mozart wrote more pieces that were neglected than he wrote which caught on.

brainfoam · 2012-09-03T20:27:01-07:00

I made it my 2nd day and never again

homestargunner · 2012-09-03T20:29:13-07:00

As a redditor for a year now and seeing your post

frogswithwings · 2012-09-04T03:36:22+00:00

tried to shoot the fuck yous with my super smash brothers lasers.

Wilcows · 2012-09-04T03:44:20+00:00

This gif would be better if it was a single "fuck you" being launched at the viewer at any given time, not a row like this.

Try following one from beginning to end, it makes sense. This is too hyper.

LakeStClair · 2012-09-04T03:45:56+00:00

Maybe he didn't post something that EVERYONE has seen a thousand times.

32Dog · 2012-09-04T04:15:10+00:00

I feel like this should be on /r/whoahdude for the gif.

SeaTwertle · 2012-09-04T04:15:22+00:00

Because it's extremely important and internet opinion is fair and predictable.

NotFunny_atAll · 2012-09-03T21:17:32-07:00

HAHAHAHA

TheEternalUnrest · 2012-09-04T04:22:33+00:00

I got to front page after like 20 days with a post. It's pretty easy in /politics if you happen to stumble on to some breaking news at the right time. Use proper grammar and make it look all fancy like. You're almost guaranteed to get at least front page of /politics.

Naughty_Poptart · 2012-09-04T04:24:31+00:00

I actually found myself moving forward closer to my screen everytime a fuck you went out of the screen I almost hit my monitor too before I caught myself

fatkidftw · 2012-09-03T21:28:32-07:00

I got there on my first day.

/don'thateme

thane_of_cawdor · 2012-09-04T04:30:34+00:00

Who fucking cares, getting a post on the front page is not a noteworthy achievement. It's sad that you're actually envious of something like this. No offense.

airbrat · 2012-09-03T21:34:39-07:00

Seriously, I can give 2 fucks about karma. OP are you a teenager?

stuff22 · 2012-09-04T04:40:59+00:00

My first post ever went straight to the front page, same day I became redditor. What's the big deal, I thought, this is easy. Never ever happened since. :(

Dweller30 · 2012-09-04T04:43:06+00:00

Anybody else think of the end credits to Super Smash Bros. when they saw this?

adamwhenderson · 2012-09-04T04:43:41+00:00

I was a redditor for 7 days.

jpeace42 · 2012-09-04T04:45:54+00:00

Well it looks to me as ur on the front page too

_fuckyou_ · 2012-09-03T21:50:32-07:00

I approve of this gif.

spiderspud · 2012-09-03T22:00:10-07:00

That was how my friend replied when my first post in an active subreddit got the front page.

LooneyDubs · 2012-09-04T05:04:48+00:00

I honestly don't give a flying fuck about karma. I think if it's not going to be specific, it should be attributed to posts and comments but not accounts. So tired of all the scheming and circle jerking.

grant1derlin · 2012-09-03T22:07:44-07:00

And now your almost there too

PimpinPOPTARTZ · 2012-09-03T22:08:01-07:00

aaaaand your still not on front page.

bongsdontkill · 2012-09-04T05:19:04+00:00

I like how everyone acts like making it to the front page is some sort of accomplish. The shit on my front page is usually garbage and I have to go a few pages deep to find anything not upvoted to oblivion by douchenozzles.

indiemike · 2012-09-04T05:23:14+00:00

Nice try, I know this is you again, Daniel!

MagickGurl · 2012-09-04T05:26:04+00:00

I got on the front page on my first post (same day I made a reddit account)

EdmundXXIII · 2012-09-04T05:34:33+00:00

New Favorite .gif.

Cablead · 2012-09-04T05:36:35+00:00

When I joined reddit the first post I saw on the front page was made by someone at my school.

jewkiddinme · 2012-09-04T06:01:52+00:00

relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqABk9R3nXs

themoonandthestars · 2012-09-04T06:07:00+00:00

That's offensive.

Caviac12 · 2012-09-04T06:08:05+00:00

IIRC I got on the front page of two subreddits within the first week of making a reddit account. I always thought that happened to everyone. I guess not...

improbablynotpaul · 2012-09-04T06:17:22+00:00

My first post made front page, I pretty much gave up after that.

DoofaCling · 2012-09-04T06:45:59+00:00

I bet she didn't even have to get dressed in order to do it!

sansaccentaigu · 2012-09-04T06:57:02+00:00

Is your post being on the front page...important around here or something? I mean unless you screen shot it, all you have is your karma to hug afterwards. Perhaps you should put the profanity away and wait a few years. You seem too young to use words like that liberally.

HowOriginal26 · 2012-09-04T00:11:12-07:00

Have you tried not giving a shit?

jdwpom · 2012-09-04T07:41:23+00:00

Suck it. I introduced I_RAPE_CATS to reddit. I've been jealous ever since.

WillskE · 2012-09-04T08:10:17+00:00

Place Fist in GIF ??? profit

asian_noodle_soup · 2012-09-04T08:17:01+00:00

If you wait 18 minutes it says "the holocaust never really happened"

illegal_people · 2012-09-04T09:00:29+00:00

Now make a bunch of accounts and downvote every post he posts from now on, show him who's the true alpha when it comes to collecting and giving a shit about Internet points, how dare he get to the front page! Probably posted something that's been posted thousands of times or googled something no one has ever seen before and claimed it has his in some kinda sick conspiracy based on getting you nothing and him all the karma that is rightfully yours. It's time to start a revolution, so arm up, arm up and downvote him into an oblivion for his oppressive reddit expansionist policies!

Or maybe you're him, and this is the post that made it to the front page and you're just saying fuck yourself to yourself (your "friend") and therefore should be hung, you nazi douche bag.

CGS1585 · 2012-09-04T09:52:20+00:00

I'm definitelly using this for my resignation email

flatlander00321 · 2012-09-04T09:56:00+00:00

Who gives a shit?

Maximuqq · 2012-09-04T12:43:19+00:00

Haters gonna hate

2akurate · 2012-09-04T15:25:16+00:00

This is why people question 9/11.

Slightly_Sentient · 2012-09-04T01:43:37+00:00

who's your friend? :)

BruceVento · 2012-09-04T01:38:24+00:00

Cheer up! At least you made it to the 14th page!

thou_liest · 2012-09-03T13:23:59-07:00

Reddit: where upvotes do not necessarily imply friendship.

vchip · 2012-09-03T18:08:03-07:00

So? Like the top comment says, post something more meaningful.

toastpwnz · 2012-09-04T01:57:34+00:00

Why does it seem like I can control the speed of the text?

Cptn_Hook · 2012-09-04T02:29:06+00:00

I got to the front page on the first link I submitted, immediately after signing up, because someone said, "Hey, that's good. You should submit it to reddit."

I didn't even know enough about this stupid website to be able to enjoy it.

SamWise050 · 2012-09-04T02:31:17+00:00

You didn't exactly get front page, but here is some karma.

batman_lives · 2012-09-04T02:39:55+00:00

Wow! The gif loops properly.

Geronimo15 · 2012-09-04T03:59:56+00:00

Cry more

DemonPride72 · 2012-09-04T02:53:16+00:00

You mad bro?

YouAreAPyrate · 2012-09-04T01:37:54+00:00

I front paged within 3 days of registering, then quit while I was ahead.

JessiMc · 2012-09-03T17:23:34-07:00

I'll have you know, I upvoted you before the gif even loaded because I knew I would agree.

SEGnosis · 2012-09-03T18:21:35-07:00

Two whole weeks? I got to the front page on my first day and every week after till it got boring and stale.

Some_Guy112 · 2012-09-03T18:58:17-07:00

I thought everyone did that?

Riceman222 · 2012-09-04T02:31:12+00:00

(fap fap fap)

TheVibratingPants · 2012-09-04T03:11:12+00:00

Now YOU'RE on the front page! HAHAH, TAKE THAT, BILL. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

cleahey · 2012-09-04T03:23:33+00:00

Is it weird that I watched that gif for a really long time?

Wolfosaurus · 2012-09-04T02:46:04+00:00

There's getting to the front page, and then there's getting to the front page with OC. They're very, very different.

I'd just like to say I've been to the front page with OC. It's one of the greatest victories of my life.

Edit: Someone's jealous. It's okay, most of you will never make the front page with OC. It's okay to be angry.

ocho117 · 2012-09-03T20:05:27-07:00

Give your friend a "Fuck you" from me too

hammy607 · 2012-09-04T02:47:44+00:00

you go. YOU GO! You make it to the front page! This is a free upvote for your luck!

chazzeromus · 2012-09-03T20:50:46-07:00

I hope each one hit him in the face.

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