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[–]ekuhn25 40 points41 points ago

Freedom doesn't knock...freedom rings.

[–]ocdad 19 points20 points ago

You didn't build that bird.

[–]headfullofuselessnes 3 points4 points ago

....by yourself.

[–]Deadly_Lust 1 point2 points ago

It wouldn't be possible without the help of thousands of proud Americans.

[–]ardent91320 3 points4 points ago

This would be the top post on /r/politicalirony...

EDIT: I misunderstand words

[–]thegrayven 7 points8 points ago

That bird doesn't look free.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

Because the government is secretly holding America hostage without them knowing. I mean, they take the money, kill the young people and destroy the education system.

[–]PsychoNerd91 2 points3 points ago

Or, you know, taxidermy.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

That...Also works...

[–]veryhonestliar 3 points4 points ago

Ah, that bald eagle I ordered has finally arrived.

[–]Ding84tt 2 points3 points ago

Knock knock, who's there? Jack-booted thugs who will indefinitely detain you because someone might have said you might be a terrorist.

[–]mrhargett 3 points4 points ago

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Crony capitalism, stealth imperialism, corporate welfare, warmongering, and collectivism."

"Is it too late to pretend we're not home?"

[–]scubadivingzoo 2 points3 points ago

Fuck, there's a nigger at my door

[–]Templest 1 point2 points ago

I get the joke!

[–]Pointy130 1 point2 points ago

Would be infinitely better with Teddy Roosevelt.

[–]houndofhell96 0 points1 point ago

Zombie apocalypse?

[–]asimovfan1 7 points8 points ago

Here's the thing; Like Obama or hate Obama he's not really talking about Freedom. He's talking about making Government bigger, giving more control over to the Feds and essentially taking MORE 'Freedom' away from the average American.

Someone needs to get this!

*On a side note, Romney is equally shady. To quote my 86-year-young grandma during Sunday dinner this weekend, "I don't trust either one of them."

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

lesser evil doe

[–]asimovfan1 1 point2 points ago

I guess that's as good a blanket of denial as any.

RON PAUL MOTHERPHUQAS!!

[–]deidru 0 points1 point ago

Vote blank vote. allows the govt to see your not happy.

[–]Ding84tt 0 points1 point ago

evil doe

[–]johnnyasma -1 points0 points ago

I wish I could give you one thousand upvotes.

[–]asimovfan1 -1 points0 points ago

Gosh. Me too!

[–]jusu 2 points3 points ago

Freedom who?

[–]JKR93 8 points9 points ago

Communism?

[–]I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, neighbor, but we've chosen to follow the path of Autocracy

-M. Ghandi.

[–]Gyrant 0 points1 point ago

I would do this every weekend if I was the president.

[–]WeldingMouse 1 point2 points ago

"A truly wise surprise-visitor knows when the best gift he can provide is an absence of himself."

[–]Zubuk -1 points0 points ago

uh uh uh you maed a funneh

[–]xaoq 0 points1 point ago

Knock knock, who's there? OIL RIG

[–]dieselmonkey 1 point2 points ago

can i get get face swap of this? Thanks.

[–]M374llic4 0 points1 point ago

He legally cant touch a bald eagle I don't think.

[–]kittyandzombie 1 point2 points ago

Knock knock! It's tyranny!

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

the one who knocks

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

freedom who?

[–]deidru 0 points1 point ago

I see the Jehovah's witnesses have found a new tactic.

[–]sabrefudge 0 points1 point ago

An Obama's Witness knocked on my door today.
He handed me a bald eagle and asked "Have you heard the good bird?"

[–]crazyspartan35 1 point2 points ago

No eagle fly away he is part of the evil Washington elite!

[–]DaftPunk64 0 points1 point ago

Knock Knock, Who's There? REPOST

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

repost who?

[–]ValuableDan 0 points1 point ago

I get irony.

[–]mcrmarine -1 points0 points ago

Correction....that's Obama holding a bald eagle.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiyKiUCiKcE) is relevant.

[–]Jlbrisk[S] 0 points1 point ago

To the people arguing about politics in the comments, listen I just posted it because I found if amusing that it's just someones door opening up and seeing Obama with a Bald Eagle in his arm like its nothing.

So just stop, and to the people posting racial comments by dropping the "N" word, grow the fuck up.

[–]deidru 0 points1 point ago

You post political "propaganda" people talk politics... Hell reddit sees tits and they still talk about politics. It's the nature of the beast. Offensive racist commentary however, not cool.

[–]Jlbrisk[S] 0 points1 point ago

My apologies you are in the right, I suppose I didn't give it enough thought. Future reference, beware of posting.

[–]deidru 1 point2 points ago

It's just the reddit mindset. You cannot control them nor should you.... They bite and wield pitch forks.

[–]Chupathingy12 -2 points-1 points ago

more like socialism.

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[–]rebelraiders101 4 points5 points ago

Because dogs who like to piss in public, dont rape little children most of the time

[–]a2themosdef 0 points1 point ago

Urinating in public is only a crime if someone files a complaint, unless there is a specific city ordinance against peeing in public (in my state anyway).

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 2 points3 points ago

good luck finding a city without an ordinance. Where I live businesses have cameras out back and if you unzip, they will run out and chase you down the block. Really makes a mess, let me tell you

[–]Koreakat -1 points0 points ago

Redneck