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[–]NateTheFate 7 points8 points ago

I feel like this also the problem for obese men and their penises.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

Mirrors come in handy

[–]youtossershad1job2do 6 points7 points ago

you son of a bitch, you just made me see if I could see my own forehead

[–]Chazzey_dude 1 point2 points ago

Try again, it works this time.

[–]somerandomguy255 4 points5 points ago

Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!

[–]Cmiller1195 3 points4 points ago

FORTY LASHES

[–]rini104 4 points5 points ago

There are MANY reasons why I love this show.

[–]nivek6OH7 2 points3 points ago

I fucking love spongebob.

[–]fatboi69 1 point2 points ago

I can't see mine either...

[–]Schrute_beets 1 point2 points ago

Now my eyes hurt because i tried to roll them up and see my forehead.

[–]TheBadassOverHere 0 points1 point ago

I'm mad because of all the reposts

[–]jai07 0 points1 point ago

as someone who deals with left->right issues from reading Japanese manga, this threw me off greatly.

[–]corbindavenport 1 point2 points ago

If only the new episodes were not terrible.

[–]AkaYakaWaka 0 points1 point ago

Why I hate this show.

[–]darthn3ss 0 points1 point ago

I'm convinced Patrick is based on Tom from "The Stand"

[–]jamesincollege 0 points1 point ago

Haha, classic.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 0 points1 point ago

All day SpongeBob marathon + day off from work = this

[–]ArabRedditor -1 points0 points ago

Seriously reddit, upvoting this shit, the most reposted old fucking picture in the world.

[–]Enjoiissweet -3 points-2 points ago

Hey buddeh, allah ak-bar! Durka durka muhammad jihad!!

[–]Drunk_muslim 1 point2 points ago

Jihad on you infidel!

And for your information, "Durka durka" means you are buying the next round. I'm waiting.

[–]Enjoiissweet -4 points-3 points ago

Eh buddeh u wan sum durka too?

[–]masterchiefr75 0 points1 point ago

i saw a youtube poop where he says foreskin instead of i cant see my forehead and it was very funny.

[–]SuperBlastex -3 points-2 points ago

Nobody gives a shit why so many of you like or love this or any show. Why are there so many "Why I love (this)" posts lately? Who gives a rats ass?