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[–]XenophonTheBoss 3 points4 points ago

Did it counterbalance the terrible feeling of realizing you could have slept in?

[–]David_The_Atheist[S] 1 point2 points ago

I got up at 8, which is sleeping in 2 hours so not really.

[–]iamaflowerchild 0 points1 point ago

I know (and love) that feel.

[–]soulknight56 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't stop, and you don't really want it to.

[–]DorkothyParker 0 points1 point ago

I think if I got that far (showered, teeth brushed, & all that) I probably would take myself out for breakfast. Even a coffee and a pastry would be a suitable consolation.

[–]enr 0 points1 point ago

I have actually gone to work on a holiday, reflecting on how little people were commuting on my way there and not realizing my mistake until I'm at the office. So I high fived my face and went home. It was the longest day off I have ever had and it was awesome.