Man status: official

red321red321 · 2012-09-03T17:10:23+00:00

shark puncher by day

70s retro porn star by night

shizzledog · 2012-09-03T17:19:19+00:00

That could be the only thing on his resume and he'd still get the job.

RebelPrez · 2012-09-03T17:08:02+00:00

You don't even need that to validate your manhood when you have a glorious mustache like that.

bdh008 · 2012-09-03T17:08:19+00:00

That shark should consider it an honor to get punched by that man.

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2012-09-03T18:43:54+00:00

He even took a motherfucking photo before he punched it.

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HalfheartedHart · 2012-09-03T20:10:45+00:00

Reminds me of the uncle who dragged a bullshark to shore after it bit off his nephew's arm....they recovered and reattached the arm, too.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1000445,00.html

MotherHugger · 2012-09-03T18:25:54+00:00

Shark thought the dude was a catfish.

RagePoop · 2012-09-03T18:32:46+00:00

I actually know this guy, he's from New Smerna Beach, FL. He was out surfing, with a waterproof go-pro camera when he saw a shark approaching him and promptly punch it in the nose. He had a bit of a window to grow that incredible stache between the event and the news interview which he took full advantage of.

QuickRime · 2012-09-03T19:54:02+00:00

I wonder if this guy is related to Saxton Hale.

ImaBlackBelt · 2012-09-03T21:06:45+00:00

The mustache grew immediately after he punched it.

POSTS_GIFS · 2012-09-03T19:28:16+00:00

Big deal

Admiral_Spanky · 2012-09-03T19:04:27+00:00

This man needs a fur coat and a biplane bristling with heavy weaponry.

BokehBurgher · 2012-09-03T20:01:01+00:00

Can we get an AMA with this guy?

Big_Boyd · 2012-09-03T20:38:19+00:00

Sex offender status: pending.

hapahaole_ · 2012-09-03T17:21:23+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/9JW4C.gif

emcgone · 2012-09-03T22:46:56+00:00

I've never been so proud. Kris and me at prom...

http://imgur.com/8HGlo

hughtankman · 2012-09-03T17:28:29+00:00

Is this the Iron Sheik's kid?

hezex · 2012-09-03T20:46:54+00:00

QUEST: THE JOURNEY TO ULTIMATE MANHOOD (5/6)

[√] Handlebar moustache

[√] Hasslehoff'd shirt

[√] Hasslehoff'd chest hair

[√] Bush eyebrows

[√] Punched shark

[ ] Punched Chuck Norris

Slightly_Sentient · 2012-09-03T19:14:17+00:00

I think the mustache did most of the work.

XenophonTheBoss · 2012-09-03T17:26:27+00:00

After a two minute staring match, the shark gave in and began to swim away. "Hey you" called the man, "come back for a second" ... POW! Right in the kisser! A reminder to the shark to never even consider challenging such a behemoth again.

TheKnightLife · 2012-09-03T17:15:57+00:00

Are you sure he isn't the ringmaster at a three ring circus?

jaggysnake3 · 2012-09-03T19:22:22+00:00

Looks like a Hispanic Jack Black.

nixonrichard · 2012-09-03T19:34:24+00:00

This image smells of rich mahogany.

Squirrel_in_ur_head · 2012-09-03T19:04:51+00:00

Something about that mustache just makes me want to hump things.

SgtShinobi · 2012-09-03T21:52:34+00:00

What you don't know is that mustache wasn't there until after punching the shark. By validating his apparent manhood, the mustache spontaneous sprouted.

CasualPumpkins · 2012-09-03T20:07:01+00:00

Ermergerd

KRISKERR

PancakeTune · 2012-09-03T19:32:21+00:00

Title Originality: Fuckyou

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2012-09-03T18:42:20+00:00

He had still better watch out for that ticking crocodile.

Wazowski · 2012-09-03T20:17:20+00:00

Horatio Sans + Val Kilmer

Intense_Movie_Lines · 2012-09-03T20:33:18+00:00

Holy crap, this guy was in my graduating class in high school. I need to remember to congratulate him for doing that.

Salmontaxi · 2012-09-03T20:47:29+00:00

Saxton Hale Jr.?

Eliminate_the_Faps · 2012-09-03T21:05:26+00:00

I came here for a Dane Cook joke...none?

oddballodd · 2012-09-03T21:42:43+00:00

Punch shark, get awesome 1890s moustache.

inowhazareddit · 2012-09-03T21:42:46+00:00

I would like to think there is a little Kris Kerr in all of us.

Mallec · 2012-09-03T23:09:53+00:00

That's weird, he doesn't look like, he's been punched, nor does he look much like a shark.

Fuck_Your_Golden · 2012-09-03T19:13:50+00:00

LMAO I know this guy. Went to school together. It happened in New Smyrna Beach, FL. The shark bite capital of the world

neostorm360 · 2012-09-03T18:55:57+00:00

I dont like my mustache, but if I punched a shark I would definitely grow it out.

grimguitar · 2012-09-03T19:15:17+00:00

I feel as though he didn't even need to use his fists to punch the shark.

bongloadsinbathroom · 2012-09-03T19:16:48+00:00

Dirty sanchez punched a great white. Racism?

monister4815 · 2012-09-03T19:26:13+00:00

dat stache...

NastyKnate · 2012-09-03T19:32:36+00:00

punching a shark with that stache = the most man ever

i_yurt_on_your_face · 2012-09-03T19:34:12+00:00

All he needs now is a gold chain for that glorious chest hair.

guitarjag72 · 2012-09-03T19:42:10+00:00

It's something they teach us in Florida, to punch a shark in the nose as hard as you can, if you have a chance because it will then leave you alone. That aside, however, HOLY FUCK! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!

hamsterdam83 · 2012-09-03T19:42:42+00:00

With a mustache like that I imagine he bare knuckle boxed a shark

Ranxeroxxx · 2012-09-03T12:49:49-07:00

The stache challenged the shark to an old timey bare knuckles brawl.

maveric1k · 2012-09-03T12:52:14-07:00

This guy definitely works out with those old timey kettleballs and said he engaged in fisticuffs with that shark.

da_man_made_of_bread · 2012-09-03T20:01:46+00:00

Sweet chest-hair, handlebar mustache plus he punched a shark. This man gets the Gold Edition Man-Card.

skatedaddy · 2012-09-03T20:04:34+00:00

Dat stache'.

shohab · 2012-09-03T20:05:01+00:00

LIKE A BOSS!

TheGetz · 2012-09-03T20:13:31+00:00

.....dad?

eriesurfer88 · 2012-09-03T20:14:56+00:00

Holy crap I know this dude. So this is how it feels.

darthrich · 2012-09-03T20:15:17+00:00

This guy makes Chuck Norris look like Chuck Bartowski.

FroggyAvalon · 2012-09-03T20:16:12+00:00

I believe the old executive director of the CIA was also said to have punched a shark- his name was Buzzy Kronguard, or something like that.

DatJapaneseUish · 2012-09-03T20:16:41+00:00

Woah bread, made it to front page? Good for you. ;D

beerob81 · 2012-09-03T20:18:13+00:00

Somebody get that man a Heine!

dogjockey · 2012-09-03T20:19:01+00:00

I'm proud to share his last name.

Benamin · 2012-09-03T20:19:43+00:00

jack black with a moustache

aljonez1498 · 2012-09-03T20:23:54+00:00

Steve Holt?

Five_Ever · 2012-09-03T20:27:12+00:00

KERR in Kurdish means Dick, which makes it more official.

ALLCAPSROCKS · 2012-09-03T20:27:50+00:00

That chest hair/mustache combo, mmmm.

FrancisCGraf · 2012-09-03T20:28:06+00:00

If it didnt say CBS, I would swear this was from the Onion . . .

theytooktomallen · 2012-09-03T20:29:19+00:00

What 'Man Quality' doesn't this guy have? He probably can play the entire solo for Free Bird note for note.

long_live_king_melon · 2012-09-03T20:33:25+00:00

I see no pork buns.

Nydah · 2012-09-03T20:34:06+00:00

Saxton Hale's less-famous cousin.

RoboLionMan · 2012-09-03T20:34:19+00:00

I bet he didn't have any chest hair or that immortal mustache before he cuffed that shark

ReptarWins · 2012-09-03T20:35:11+00:00

This title made me cringe

terrible_memes · 2012-09-03T20:35:34+00:00

It's me, Mario!

Jabrove · 2012-09-03T20:35:54+00:00

Punched shark: Check
Chest hair: Check
Stache: Check

This guy's a man!

LacksRethics · 2012-09-03T20:38:02+00:00

Punched shark...at Seaworld.

mingels28 · 2012-09-03T20:41:01+00:00

Certified Diesel.

ItsHeyAngel · 2012-09-03T20:42:02+00:00

I bet he didn't have that mustache before the incident.

BoldlyIgnorant · 2012-09-03T13:44:58-07:00

man punches a shark...let's put that shit on national news

toxicity959 · 2012-09-03T20:45:02+00:00

I wonder if he punched the shark with his fist or with his glorious mustache

Soundfisher · 2012-09-03T20:45:53+00:00

Hahaha, I see this dude at the bar all the time!

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