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[–]kawaiipiranha 33 points34 points ago

I made this gif. Just sayin'. It's also been posted MANY times before.

Here's my other gifs: http://kawaiipiranha.tumblr.com/tagged/superkawaiigifs

[–]IWantToBeAMeme 2 points3 points ago

wow, nice gifs!

[–]WeHaveIgnition 0 points1 point ago

every time i see one of your gifs i look in the comments and youve alerted people to your other gifs and i look at all of them and enjoy them. thank you.

[–]kawaiipiranha 1 point2 points ago

Thanks haha _;

I want to start making some again, but I've gotten into more serious animation.

[–]massenburger 0 points1 point ago

What could be more serious than making awesome animated gifs for reddit?

[–]CR4ZY0WN3R -1 points0 points ago

a life.

[–]akyoungs07 0 points1 point ago

Ppl now can use your sites for repost karma though! It'll happen. Not from me but it will..

[–]Vefantur 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. The gif linked in this thread has cheered me up many times. :)

[–]Ninjaboop 94 points95 points ago

You've JUST realized this?

We're redditors. We don't do anything productive EVERY day.

But that's cool.

[–]kurisulikesfish 26 points27 points ago

I upvote everything I can fap to.

[–]Ragas 2 points3 points ago

So, did you 'upvote' this post?

[–]Veo_x 1 point2 points ago

...then why'd you upvote cumbox? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ninjaboop -1 points0 points ago

But what about No Fap September?

[–]Cripple_Kraut 35 points36 points ago

I've been fapping since I was like 12. You think I'm gonna quit now?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

How old are you know ? What about chafing ? Not even resting for bacon ? Give that poor thing some rest, let it recover !!

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 12 points13 points ago

I missed that whole ordeal. Why September? No fap November is the obvious choice for alliteration's sake.

[–]exor15 4 points5 points ago

I like No Fap February better. I think it sounds better. Plus, it's two days shorter.

[–]Jachard 0 points1 point ago

Curse you, leap years!

[–]starfirex 0 points1 point ago

No Fap September?! I thought it was no fap september 1 . . . well this is much more difficult...

[–]404-shame-not-found 0 points1 point ago

What is up with that No Fap shit? When did this start. Does it have to do with 9/11 or something? What I miss? :)

[–]NyQuil012 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, like WTF, does OP think he's special or something?

[–]misanderson 46 points47 points ago

[–]Ragas 1 point2 points ago

Ok. But if we want to get into specifics:

What exactly is productive? Does it matter to the universe what you do? If not, isn't everything you could do somehow unproductive.

In the end we live for the blink of an eye, really change nothing and then we become dust.

[–]Over_Thinking_It 4 points5 points ago

Technically we're already dust, just.... more organized.

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[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

Most of the inventions that lead to this splendid reddit experience came from people that probably did things considered non-productive at the time.

Well I have to admit the steps that lead from that invention to a ready product are considered productive.

though initially I referred to a much bigger scale than petty humans on planet earth. Thus we really do change nothing important.

So since we are insignificant, we should do what pleases us. Funnily, what pleases us sometimes might be productive in the usual sense. Just don't take it to seriously. If you are to lazy to finish inventing the wheel, someone else will come along and do it.

Ah, I'm so lucky I saved his really befitting comic for underlining my sentiment.

[–]yeddiboy 6 points7 points ago

Was looking for a more accurate one, thanks.

[–]Vefantur 0 points1 point ago

Well that just made me depressed :/ That gif is supposed to be a happy gif!

[–]obliterationn 22 points23 points ago

Reposting that image wasn't productive either

[–]DiarrheaMonkey- 4 points5 points ago

Oh, come on, it's 4 whole days and is only like the 20th time!

[–]cpnHindsight 5 points6 points ago

It's labour day, you weren't supposed to...

[–]NotaMethAddict 78 points79 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
One year of lurking! This sums up most of my time spent on this glorious site. 4coms 7pts 4dys pics
[HIFW] I spend too much time on Reddit... 3coms 151pts 15dys HIFW
After a long day of Reddit browsing... 2coms 16pts 15dys funny
During the summer, this is me... 2coms 19pts 1mo funny
How i feel every time i am on Reddit 13coms 13pts 1mo funny
Reddit in a nutshell (credit to kawaiipiranha for the gif) 0coms 19pts 2mos gifs
After Reddit finally came back online, I realized.. 2coms 21pts 2mos gifs
:) 69coms 646pts 2mos funny
Ahh... Summer. 90coms 1161pts 2mos gifs
Weekends in a nutshell 4coms 23pts 3mos gifs
Finals are approaching and... 10coms 76pts 4mos fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
How I feel everyday of the week back after Spring Break 9coms 432pts 4mos funny
How I feel after being on reddit, PERIOD..... 0coms 10pts 5mos funny
Thank you Reddit.. 9coms 220pts 6mos funny
Every Day 7coms 180pts 6mos gifs
about to get off work and 0coms 11pts 7mos funny
How I feel tomorrow will still go for most of us... 0coms 12pts 7mos funny
Boss is still out of town for Christmas while I'm at work. 33coms 582pts 8mos funny
At work, last day before Christmas vacation 6coms 57pts 8mos pics
Every single day I have off 3coms 15pts 8mos gifs
Me during finals w... who am i kidding.... DAMN YOU REDDIT! 110coms 808pts 8mos funny
No school all week? This will be me every day. 0coms 1pt 9mos gif
How I feel after going through 5 pages of r/funny 2coms 19pts 10mos funny
I have done nothing productive all day 0coms -1pt 11mos gifs
I just realized... 363coms 1472pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]VSFX 57 points58 points ago

This is why karma needs to go away.

[–]NotaMethAddict 9 points10 points ago

I think there should be a cap on how much you can make. As pointless as it is there are some practical reasons to keep it, but capping it seems like a fair trade-off.

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 26 points27 points ago

Or you know, people could stop giving so much a shit about imaginary worthless internet points.

[–]ragingroger 1 point2 points ago

But if people give a shit about them, how worthless are they really?

[–]RepostThatShit 1 point2 points ago

If you cap the karma per one submission then you're practically just forcing the karma whores to repost even more voluminously to circumvent the cap with a greater number of submissions.

[–]VSFX 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, something along the lines of that. Maybe no overall karma, just karma per post or per day?

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 24 points25 points ago

Or just take away the ability to collect karma? Each post will be down/up voted but you don't get that karma. Basically a self post

[–]moar_noaw 6 points7 points ago

This man knows his shit.

[–]notsurewhatiam 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I like this idea. Let them be creative in their own way through comments and collect their comment karma. There might be more circlejerky comments, but I can deal with that.

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 2 points3 points ago

Yea. Comments don't bother me as much as an entire thread like this

[–]VSFX 0 points1 point ago

I like this. Some submissions I do put a good bit of time into creating and it is nice to see that people appreciate it, or don't. But at the same time there is no need to 'collect' karma as you put it, unless you could convert it into real world currency...nvm, your idea is better.

[–]locobanya 0 points1 point ago

This would ruin one of the main reasons a lot of people use reddit. It's like playing an RPG style game; while much of what you do is meaningless, those little numbers that pop up every time you kill something make you feel like you're accomplishing something. It's just one more thing that keeps this place interesting.

[–]heroman44 -3 points-2 points ago

Why have people started to post "Anyone seeking more info might also check here:" Is this the new way to say repost? Its really annoying.

[–]JSBUCK 1 point2 points ago

I think comment karma should stay, but fuck link karma.

[–]Zexis 1 point2 points ago

I think karma should stay in place to help relevant comments and posts rise to the top, but karma should stop being counted on user profiles. That's what causes most of the "whoring".

EDIT: Looks like someone else already mentioned this, my bad.

[–]Ragas 1 point2 points ago

No! How are we going to finance Gonewild then?

[–]VSFX 1 point2 points ago

[–]Windsworth 5 points6 points ago

For a minute I was confused because I thought you meant "wood", as an erection joke, then I thought the crack in the middle of the log was supposed to be vaginal in nature, then I realized it was a stump.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 0 points1 point ago

But how will other redditors know that I am superior to them?

[–]Fancer 5 points6 points ago

this is ridiculous

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

Holy shnikies.

[–]jettrscga 0 points1 point ago

And that doesn't even include the post where the creator originally posted all of these gifs.

[–]supson6437 0 points1 point ago

every party needs a pooper

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Peaslepuff -2 points-1 points ago

Absolutely no one was seeking more info. Helpful info? Yes. Seek-worthy? Not really.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

You have GOT to be an addict to put this much time into Reddit.

[–]ClockStalker 1 point2 points ago

/u/Arxl: Analyzing 994 comments and submissions over the last 120 days

Hypothesized location: Western North America

Observe the time and fly from evil

[–]nasher168 -1 points0 points ago

Do me! Do me!

[–]Arxl 1 point2 points ago

Insomniac in Western North America, so, you're right. Sad thing is, is that I was 6 away from 1000 =(

[–]MrSnippets 0 points1 point ago

I'm sad to say that I didn't :( Going to work sucks ...

[–]Beastmonger 0 points1 point ago

Me too i just woke up

[–]Revelations94 0 points1 point ago

Today?

[–]moparornocar 1 point2 points ago

I'm getting paid time and a half to do nothing.

[–]Sinnic 0 points1 point ago

Who made this image? I keep asking but nobody knows.

[–]Avalessa 0 points1 point ago

I beat a fever... I think that is productive. I could be wrong, though.

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

My school's closed today, and I can't get shit done from home, so same here. Breaking Bad and chasing pussy all day for this cat.

[–]ccmac86 0 points1 point ago

This is fantastic!

[–]Impartofthingstoo 0 points1 point ago

I caught Ho-oH today. Other than that. Nothing.

[–]brownpaperful 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised that didn't happen to me today. I usually sleep everything off.

[–]Bizlemon 0 points1 point ago

Annnd with that I'm turning off the computer and leaving the house. Thanks for that :)

[–]TheLemonKing 0 points1 point ago

Does beating the first dungeon in Skyward Sword count as doing something productive?

[–]zincake 1 point2 points ago

Here's what I accomplished yesterday and today:

9/2/2012, 8:40am : woke up, made ramen

8:45am - 1:20 am : Skyrim

9/3/2012, 1:20am - 4:00am : watched PAX recordings

4:00am - 10:00am : sleep

10:00 am - now : Reddit

now - probably 1am : Skyrim.

Best weekend ever.

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

It's the afternoon...

[–]Darkscryber 0 points1 point ago

Just ran a 5k for fun, in the hot sun.. But that was not constructive...

[–]Locklinn 0 points1 point ago

[–]VSFX 0 points1 point ago

on my 8 day long summer break, idgaf, the quarter system sucks sometimes..

[–]Krynja 0 points1 point ago

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

I have. Today alone I have killed over 1000 terrorists.

In Rainbowsix...

[–]Teekoo -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]tehkier 0 points1 point ago

I haven't done anything productive all week ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sensii 1 point2 points ago

The days I do something productive are the memorable ones..

[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

Really I don't remember the days that are commonly considered productive.

I remember the days I do something extraordinary and the ones I go out.

[–]Khyrdantai 0 points1 point ago

Try 3 months. Yep.

[–]nasher168 0 points1 point ago

I have! I went to the shops and bought pizza and anti-fungal cream!

[–]McStabYou -1 points0 points ago

Oh YEAH? I'm still in bed!

[–]Spletch 1 point2 points ago

Most days are like this for me.

BUT TODAY I FLEW A GODDAMN PLANE.

I'm sorry, I just needed to share that.

[–]slowshot 0 points1 point ago

I have discovered I have a couple of DVDs which will not play with VLC Player. I have failed to find out why, even though they play fin in WMP. That is how unproductive my day has been.

[–]Mr-Abernathy 0 points1 point ago

This was me yesterday, except I was shroomin

[–]Smobert1 0 points1 point ago

That pictures pretty productive, I'm about to use it for everything

[–]eguizeey 0 points1 point ago

make that the whole summer.

[–]MediocreX 0 points1 point ago

seriously? posting this pic gave him 1k karma? Im done.

[–]ramsay_baggins 0 points1 point ago

For the first time in ages this actually doesn't describe me. Not that I did loads productive, but getting my first 200 words of my dissertation typed isn't nothing...

[–]buttons_arent_toys 0 points1 point ago

ugh... I mowed all part of the lawn

[–]sidthekid9 0 points1 point ago

i got you beat, i just woke up.

[–]escapist11 0 points1 point ago

It's funnier because I'm listening to Sex Type Thing, so the stick figure looks like he's headbanging.

[–]Dianamond 0 points1 point ago

All day, everyday.

[–]VanniiXOXO 0 points1 point ago

Amennnnn.

[–]MLG_NooB 0 points1 point ago

Yup.

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

stop reminding me

[–]LaceyLaPlante 0 points1 point ago

especially today. since yesterday was "Saturday" since there's no work today we got wayyyy too fucking high. I can barely stand up today and I keep falling asleep. feel useless... I wanted to go shopping...

[–]jimbobhas 0 points1 point ago

I went on a bike ride, fell over and threw up.

Is that productive?

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

I went spelunking, repaired a truck, and went rock climbing. Today was productive.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Brosephbro 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, Cutzero.

[–]madmatty 0 points1 point ago

My new favorite gif

[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

Nahhhh! This is too old to upvote and to nice to downvote. I don't like when I'm pushed around like this.

[–]doublepulse 1 point2 points ago

Me either. I spent six hours reading Deadpool and Spiderman comics and drinking Swedish Fish flavored vodka.

[–]clearlyopaque 0 points1 point ago

I have thoroughly entertained myself. That is success.

[–]stumpybun 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad you posted this. I have never seen it before. I feel like that little guy is me and I AM SO CUTE.

[–]dlbenson 0 points1 point ago

i spent a week sleeping, eating, drinking, pissing and every other moment watching back to back lost episodes from the start

[–]headoverheals 0 points1 point ago

I've done nothing reproductive today.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

No.

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]UltraChilly 0 points1 point ago

make it a year

[–]TARDISBlue2013 0 points1 point ago

I know those feels. The only productive thing I've done this past week was feed my fish and clean his tank.

[–]reddittwotimes 0 points1 point ago

Speak for yourself, I've managed to convert quite a few blue links to purple today.

[–]dudemansam4189 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, we're bringing back these animations again o_o

[–]Zantanimus 0 points1 point ago

This gif goes far too well with Dream Theater's "Test That Stumped Them All".

[–]mathias777 0 points1 point ago

First time to see. Humorous.

[–]BretBo 0 points1 point ago

This just makes me feel sad for everyone that really has done nothing all day. Just wasting their life away.

[–]Dragonfire13 0 points1 point ago

am I the only person who thought of this little guy when I saw this?

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120528123315/villains/images/f/f7/Kyubey%27s_moving_tail.gif

[–]Mortora1 0 points1 point ago

Lol lazy fuck, I redid my runes and masteries. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[–]kontan 1 point2 points ago

[–]Betteryourself7 0 points1 point ago

I took a bubble bath?

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I absolutely love this gif.

[–]Karaoke_Kitten 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like me today.......I guess which is why I came to Reddit

[–]sisko4 0 points1 point ago

I gained a paragon level. Yay?

[–]rocket_socks 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who coped it?

[–]Chili440 0 points1 point ago

Every so often I straighten the pile of paperwork on my desk.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

Way to steal someone else's OC

[–]jlunknown12 0 points1 point ago

I haven't even gotten dressed.

[–]TheSoup07 0 points1 point ago

LABOR DAY MOTHAFUCKA

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

I got a speeding ticket at 8am. I was coming home from a casino where I blew 100 bucks. I wish I was you.

[–]OhNoesYo 0 points1 point ago

seen this post 3 hours ago and still feel the same way.

[–]vaustin89 0 points1 point ago

By the time I get to work I just go ballistic with my work and finish everything for that day (I always see to it I don't go over 3-4hours on my work) and get on redditing.

[–]DemonicCryx 0 points1 point ago

How I feel everyday...

[–]Dubsacks 0 points1 point ago

Agreed... Fuck I'm a piece..

[–]Momulator 0 points1 point ago

My cat has been parked in front of the screen for 20 minutes watching this. I think you've done a lot, my friend.

[–]Momulator 0 points1 point ago

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

*Week.

[–]starfirex 0 points1 point ago

Except obtain 900 Karma . . .

[–]dankap99 0 points1 point ago

I'm finishing up a 12 hour security shift. This is my life.

[–]akyoungs07 0 points1 point ago

I forgot what was on this link.. Laughed again.. And tried to up vote again. I dont know why.. This is just hilarious to me

[–]Pastogen 0 points1 point ago

Watched this for hours.

[–]cyberbullet 0 points1 point ago

And not going to start now!

[–]misappeal 0 points1 point ago

This realization gets less amusing the older you get. It's /r/funny when you're 16, /r/aww when you're 19 and /r/sad when you're a bit older than that.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to fix this gif. Turn the smile in to a frown. And slow down the motion.

[–]zombieregime 0 points1 point ago

welcome to my world...

[foreveralone.jpg]

[–]imu2 1 point2 points ago

Define productive ...

[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]the_nerdster 1 point2 points ago

I REGRET NOTHING.

[–]mems_account -2 points-1 points ago

Oh god my sides! They hurt from laughing so hard at this totally funny image that was posted on /r/funny. It's a good thing you posted this in /r/funny because I haven't laughed this hard in years.

[–]YUNO45 -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote for you

[–]K_Stone_3625 0 points1 point ago

haha i feel your pain bro...goin for 9 straight hours on reddit...