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[–]bluedung 116 points117 points ago

They normally seem pretty nice about spelling mitsakes

[–]CuriosityIxo 53 points54 points ago

A wlid mstaskie aepraps !

[–]Strong__Belwas 20 points21 points ago

you spelled "a" too properly.

[–]online222222 14 points15 points ago

little do you know, that is actually a horribly misshapen F

[–]aadamstewartt 5 points6 points ago

[–]123comeonBaby 32 points33 points ago

*wild *mistake *appears
Tsss...

[–]popojoe 88 points89 points ago

Gotta correct them allTM

[–]TheKingofPanclark 2 points3 points ago

It looks like they're moving backwards

[–]Xabster -3 points-2 points ago

That is utter bullshit.

The ieomnnrst heioobglmn meeoycll raeotts ceountr cioclkwse!

[–]poonstangable 2 points3 points ago

I would like to believe someone switched all of the letters on your keyboard.

[–]Xabster 1 point2 points ago

Not sure why my post was downvoted... It kinda proves that the article is bullshit... unless you can easily read it? Please post what the sentence is unscrambled. The start and end letters are kept as described in the article and the middle letters have been scrambled.

[–]soyboy1800 1 point2 points ago

The innermost hemoglobin myocell rotates counter clockwise!

I figured out all the words that weren't medical jargon pretty quickly. The article is right generally, but of course the phenomenon doesn't work in every case.

[–]Xabster 1 point2 points ago

Good! The y in the "myocell" (where you missed an e) should have been a u, and it should have stood for molecule.

[–]Catsfosho 2 points3 points ago

That comment gave me cancer

[–]supermonkey1313 3 points4 points ago

[–]Tacos4ever100 1 point2 points ago

At least he spelt A right.

[–]galileofan 2 points3 points ago

Spellers of the world untie!

[–]Captain_Swing 7 points8 points ago

Try mixing up your and you're or there and their. Shit gets real.

[–]FlyingV79 4 points5 points ago

Like being raped in public and your rapist getting a standing ovation...

[–]XavierMendel 1 point2 points ago

Granted, it might've been some excellent rape. Like, shit to write legends of.

[–]LFK1236 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. There are so many posts like this one, but when it comes down to it, it's a blatant fucking lie. When's the last time a spelling mistake mattered to anyone on Reddit. You might get corrected, but no more than that.

[–]AnkhOmega 4 points5 points ago

Som people just like beng really obnoxious about it.

[–]SkyNTP 3 points4 points ago

Some OP's just take it way too personally.

[–]ZeusJuice 40 points41 points ago

I prefer this one.

[–]BeondTheGrave 0 points1 point ago

I prefer this one.

[–]Zoned 3 points4 points ago

This one is more appropriate for Reddit.

[–]xtg 9 points10 points ago

You're the chick who tried sucking the teacher's dick!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]demalition90 2 points3 points ago

We'll need a source... for science

[–]HappyTheHobo 5 points6 points ago

[–]demalition90 7 points8 points ago

dissapointing source is dissapointing

[–]HappyTheHobo 2 points3 points ago

So it is. If I remember correctly she said that she walked in on someone [parents?] and the guy was getting sucked off. She was told that the guy had a cut or something and the girl was healing it. Then her teacher got hit in the junktem and she quite forcefully tried to "heal" him. Or something like that. Stalk her comment history if you want it from the horse's mouth.

[–]revengeofrosencrantz 0 points1 point ago

from the horse's mouth http://i.gifreply.com/jttfb.gif

[–]demalition90 1 point2 points ago

lmao

[–]asdfcasdf 1 point2 points ago

I believe it was her cousin, not her parents.

[–]xtg 1 point2 points ago

ACTUALLY, I can't find the original post unfortunately but she walked in on her brother while his girlfriend was sucking him off. The girlfriend said she was sucking her brother's stomach ache out and then a while later at school the teacher complained about having stomach cramps so she ran over to him and tried pulling his zipper open so that she could suck the cramp out of his stomach... Crotch Assualter is where I get the name...

[–]iEatPie 1 point2 points ago

This is what the thread was I believe. But not worth the time to prove it is svannah11 who made the thread. If it makes you feel better, it was when they were young when they healed their teacher.

[–]HappyTheHobo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's it. She's smart to baleete it.

[–]picknflick 5 points6 points ago

you spelt neighbourhood wrong, motherfucker!

[–]TheBoyYuuu 9 points10 points ago

dat lurch

[–]overused-meme-alert 6 points7 points ago

dat lurch

woop-woop-weeeeooo

.

[–]nicholmikey 9 points10 points ago

This is how reddit reacts when you correct someones grammar, and it turns out you are actually wrong : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBplQmbqNmg

[–]Layserboy1 4 points5 points ago

Maniacal laugh

[–]PhillyT -1 points0 points ago

aha

[–]Dealybobber 1 point2 points ago

Counter-corrections are my favorite moments. This is how I react when I make them.

[–]NotaMethAddict 17 points18 points ago

ITT: Everyone makes intentional spelling msitakes.

[–]zzfozz 3 points4 points ago

Neighbourhood

[–]ForIvadell 3 points4 points ago

BROTHER, MY BROTHER TELL ME WHAT ARE WE FIGHTIN' FOR

[–]PresidentBarackOsama 6 points7 points ago

Pika, Pika!

[–]titosrevenge 11 points12 points ago

Neighbourhood*

[–]halfhartedgrammarguy 4 points5 points ago

Neighborhood is appropriate.

[–]Nerfherder32 1 point2 points ago

This is Amurica dammit, the land of the free to misspell things however the fuck we want!

[–]MayorEmanuel 0 points1 point ago

Slow down there, Hoss. Don't start declaring superiority of one dialect over another.

[–]vmos -4 points-3 points ago

Yes, quite right, all dialects are equally worthy. Although the american tongue is disconcertingly reprehensible to the sensibilities of an educated gentlman.

(don't worry, they can't understand big words)

or read italics

[–]chubbsatwork 3 points4 points ago

*gentleman

[–]vmos 2 points3 points ago

yes but....... I got nuthin'

[–]MayorEmanuel 0 points1 point ago

Pulling words out of baby's first thesaurus doesn't make you smart. It can make you edgy, which seems to be what your going for.

[–]vmos 0 points1 point ago

You're argument is invalid

[–]thechuu -1 points0 points ago

Considering how much we rage at each other for their "their"s and "they're"s, a lot of people still don't know the difference.

[–]isp1thotfire 2 points3 points ago

Yet posts with misspelled words and bad grammar make it to the front page every fucking day.

[–]Judg3Smails 0 points1 point ago

Usually the cliché Reddit douche likes to point out the flaws in others because deep down, they are socially inempt and incapable of being nothing more than a smarmy, elitist douche.

Did I win?

[–]fidderjiggit 1 point2 points ago

yes, yes you did you magnificent bastard :)

[–]albertabirds 2 points3 points ago

How I reacted to this post, as a Canadian: I'm sorry, but I think you meant neighbourhood?

[–]DrMirabilis 4 points5 points ago

Spelling is important, try harder.

[–]MARSpu 2 points3 points ago

I just noticed how Gyarados slides forward. How the fuck does it do that?

[–]joman584 0 points1 point ago

Like a snake.

[–]MARSpu 1 point2 points ago

Snakes slither. Gyarados just moved forward in a straight line. That's fucked up dawg.

[–]bleakeh 0 points1 point ago

Like a centipede.

[–]MARSpu 0 points1 point ago

Centipedes have legs. Gyarados does not. I'll go with the flying pokemon explanation though... guess it glides.

[–]Ghostwalker8 0 points1 point ago

It's listed as a flying pokemon too. So basically flying along the floor.

[–]fadingthought 2 points3 points ago

Also, how you can judge the approximate age of Redditers

[–]FVBAR 1 point2 points ago

Guess I'm not part of "all of Reddit." I'm usually one of the ones being corrected for my grammar, as if I should care. I feel sorry for these poor uptight bastards.

[–]pwnicorn123 0 points1 point ago

wait what movie is that from?

[–]Raggz 2 points3 points ago

The first one.

[–]Frdl 6 points7 points ago

Fellowship?

[–]nahsonnn[!] 0 points1 point ago

Pokemon: The First Movie

[–]skyman724 -1 points0 points ago

My team would kick their ass.

[–]throwawaycanadian 0 points1 point ago

...why does he have a bulbasaur and a venusaur?

[–]tempestjg 0 points1 point ago

The Venusaur is someone else's.

[–]staplerphone 1 point2 points ago

I cried when Ash died ):

[–]tom_riddler -2 points-1 points ago

Dude...SPOILERS.

[–]online222222 3 points4 points ago

that movie's over 12 years old...

[–]Ghostwalker8 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reminding me that I'm getting old

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

And Ash is the gammar nazi in this case?

[–]Josmeister -1 points0 points ago

definitely the worst thing about reddit

[–]xdzgor -1 points0 points ago

I have no problem with people correcting grammar and/or spelling.
I also find it funny when someone disagrees with something you've written, and thus writes something like "your a douchebag moroon".

[–]WARGLBARGL 0 points1 point ago

i actually don't care most of the time. i am a serial offender of poor grammar.

[–]Scottipottimus 0 points1 point ago

Been chewing on your teacher's penis again have we?

[–]peaktopeak 0 points1 point ago

i call charizard!

[–]phishroom 0 points1 point ago

You forgot a comma, motherfucker.

[–]Sivachidambaram 0 points1 point ago

My favourite part of this Gif is the fact that it wasn't tagged NSFW. I still don't understand how text is deemed NSFW.

[–]t3hk 0 points1 point ago

I mean we did correct the POTUS so..

[–]Megadajik 0 points1 point ago

Spell check is easy, if you really can't spell, buy a mac book.

[–]GaffaCharge 0 points1 point ago

I miss-spell words so I can spell check to make sure.

[–]Puzzlemancer -1 points0 points ago

If that were Red i'd believe you. The most i can see Ash doing is giving you a talking to then learning something about friendship.

[–]neverbewhitout 0 points1 point ago

It is impossible for Squirtle to look menacing. Go look at him again.

[–]FatMansPants 1 point2 points ago

creocrt sleniplg is ertenily uearnscnsey.

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

At least make the gif run long enough for me to read the text in full before it loops.

[–]Bluthman 0 points1 point ago

Yes it hapened to me aslo

[–]jtcompound 0 points1 point ago

I don't like Pokemon.

[–]onehundredfeettall 1 point2 points ago

Can't help that it would feel more intimidating if there weren't fifty gay stuffed animals.

[–]lovelyg 0 points1 point ago

I act like this on Facebook too.

[–]homophonejack 0 points1 point ago

Why do i have you tagged as 'penis sucker'?

[–]Bootinator 0 points1 point ago

He says as the whole world stops and checks this post for spelling mistakes

[–]NuclearSpark 0 points1 point ago

"How all of the internet reacts to a spelling mistake."

FTFY

[–]GBagian17 0 points1 point ago

anyone notice Gyarados just sliding across the ground?

[–]the_birdie_finger 0 points1 point ago

Well, besides /r/trees.

[–]judgej2 0 points1 point ago

Mistakes are fine. Its when people do it on purpose that its going to get people reacting. Its more obvious when done over and over.

[–]McGuffin22 0 points1 point ago

It appears you've never been to F7U12.

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

My new favourite GIF.

[–]eriqable 0 points1 point ago

Redit inn an nuttshel

[–]InHarmsWay 0 points1 point ago

This would have been deliciously ironic if you misspelled a word in your title.

[–]Kyle_Daoust22 1 point2 points ago

R/reactiongifs is a thing. Use it.

[–]iLLyNoiZe 0 points1 point ago

This really made me laugh so hard! I wish I could up vote it 10 more times

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

Which Pokemon episode/movie is that gif from?

[–]Sam7k4 1 point2 points ago

When I saw this all I could think was, to me, you spelt neighbourhood wrong. Damn colonies. :)

[–]nastyn8k 0 points1 point ago

How come Ash has both a Venasaur and a Bulbasaur?

[–]gp0 1 point2 points ago

whitest gif ever

[–]renegade 1 point2 points ago

Nah, only half, the other half are fucking illiterate.

[–]Sprettball -1 points0 points ago

Hwo's that pretty flaming pony?

oh wait, that's me

[–]supermegaelite 0 points1 point ago

We should have a reddit spelling bee. It will be the worlds first online spelling bee.

[–]Ivaar 0 points1 point ago

WTF? Bulbasaur and Ivysaur together?

[–]Chatner2k 0 points1 point ago

Ash's Charizard was such a bad ass. Literally the honey badger of the Pokemon world IMO.

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

Actually, any time someone tries to correct someone who misspelled a word (as I would hope someone would do for me if I were saying something incorrectly) they get downvoted to fucking hell.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

SCYTHER! My old friend...how I miss him.

[–]darya521 0 points1 point ago

You've come to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker. USE THE COMMA! Reddit hates grammar mistakes too.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

They also can't tell the difference between a spelling mistake, a typing error, or even a keyboard malfunction.
It's all the same ... the OCD bells go off and won't stop until the "correct your ass" or die forever alone trying.

[–]Bloop123 0 points1 point ago

Actually if I correct anyone I instantly get downvoted, but y'know that's just me.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

Upvote if you analyzed the fuck out of this picture for a spelling mistake...

[–]PineappleSmoothie 1 point2 points ago

Your about two get you're ash beet!

[–]TheBakerification 2 points3 points ago

Ash is about to fuck shit up.

[–]TheOldeUltraViolence 1 point2 points ago

With the whole internet at your fingertips... it really is unacceptable to misspell words.

[–]bigsid22 -3 points-2 points ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker. FTFY

[–]bafta 4 points5 points ago

neighbourhood

[–]jackskier -1 points0 points ago

And the world will turn to ash

[–]Empexis 2 points3 points ago

Why is this a gif.

[–]Uono 1 point2 points ago

Pointing out spelling errors is a way of saying "If you can't take the time to read your own post, why should I?"

I would be a horrible teacher, though. "You didn't even spell check your paper? Is that how little you care? Then that's how little I care - F MINUS"

Your mileage may vary.

[–]kimcheekumquat -2 points-1 points ago

Looks pretty badass, if you ask me.

[–]JokesNRiddles -1 points0 points ago

Good.

[–]SupermanV2 -4 points-3 points ago

Damn, I forgot how much I love that movie. I tear up every time the big Pikachu scene happens.

[–]Bidoofboy -3 points-2 points ago

you are wrong spelling and gramar dont mater

[–]5PEE 0 points1 point ago

ooh, syther, my fav pokemon

[–]shit_reddit_says 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, but not all of reddit is currently 15 years old and in love with pokemon.

[–]Pointaken -2 points-1 points ago

Good idea. Wrong gif.

[–]Schrute_beets 0 points1 point ago

Me: "that looks really epic. U should do more!" Random idiot:" IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKIN HARD TO FUCKIN PUT 2 MORE FUCKIN LETTERS?!?!?!? Based on things like this, i have concluded that within each redditor, a strange, seething, insane desire to rage over ridiculous things lay dormant, to be awoken by small errors in spelling/ incorrect grammar. When it is awoken, there can be murders.

[–]vmos 0 points1 point ago

I call bullshit. The kind of random idiot that gets upset by people abbreviating words wouldn't type in ALLCAPS or drop the G from fucking.

and if they do, call them out for not being a true pedant

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[–]Heatbeat -1 points0 points ago

Pokemon? Check.

Reference to spelling errors? Check.

Animated gif? Check.

Yea I'll see you on the top 5 shortly.

[–]Megaturbonerd -1 points0 points ago

I still find it odd that adults still refer to pokemon like they were ever cool.

[–]Sexy_Rhino -3 points-2 points ago

Pokimon joke!