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[–]kurisulikesfish 0 points1 point ago

I upvote things I can fap to. Congrats

[–]Sexy_Rhino 1 point2 points ago

I downvote reposts.

[–]destruktiveskyrim 1 point2 points ago

I also downvote reposts, upvote for you Sexy Rhino.

[–]zoidd 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Damn Dad! 40coms 1233pts 17hrs ImGoingToHellForThis
You're Next! (Found in a CPR class handbook) 106coms 676pts 1mo funny
You're Next! 1com 6pts 1mo funny
Found this in the library today... 5coms 11pts 4mos funny
Saw these two pictures next to each other in a CPR instruction handbook, I couldn't resist 10coms 104pts 2mos funny
In my friends health textbook 5coms 12pts 4mos funny
Saw these two pictures next to each other in a CPR instruction handbook, I couldn't resist 137coms 1868pts 5mos funny
You son of a bitch! 5coms 26pts 29dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]DoubleCMahoney 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to repost, at least pick a non-sucky title

[–]akuracy 0 points1 point ago

you even suck at reposting.

[–]fatboi69 0 points1 point ago

boooooooooooo

[–]CanadaVsBears -3 points-2 points ago

What would he do for a klondike bar...