Pussy Snorkel!

Lampmonster1 · 2012-09-03T19:02:37+00:00

That'll turn her on.

red1284 · 2012-09-03T19:02:19+00:00

Virgin identifier: everyone who thinks this is for smelly vaginas

Dawdo · 1 day

almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt

urmomzab · 2012-09-03T19:00:46+00:00

To be honest with you I think this would work for me perfectly, cause when I am going to town on my woman, I am all up in that shit. When you go to town correctly you SMOTHER your face in that shit and you put your nose in it. Now I can keep going without having to stop to take deep breaths.

NegroMale · 2012-09-03T22:44:31+00:00

Was I the only person expecting this to be a snorkel for a cat?

CluelessDude_24 · 2012-09-03T18:58:01+00:00

I would use it. It's pretty embarrassing when you come up for air.

Dragynwing · 2012-09-03T23:07:56+00:00

i got one of these at a charity auction at a sci-fi convention about 6 years or so ago. still haven't gotten around to having the husband use it. http://i.imgur.com/vYva7.jpg

dusing · 2012-09-03T19:06:17+00:00

Got this for my brother in law several christmases ago. Besides the joy of watching him open it in front of his wife's mom, he did use it, and it worked as advertised.

glassfeathers · 1 day

Dr. Richard Head = Dr. Dick head

byronh1016 · 2012-09-03T18:34:47+00:00

Making Port Charlotte proud.

cmawty · 2012-09-03T21:58:10+00:00

GF just told me "Don't need it - Just breathe out your ears"

loneswish · 1 day

This is pretty fucking genius. Also the air tubes also double as antennae.

HangingShoe57 · 2012-09-03T12:30:07-07:00

"A must have for muff divers!"

actionscripted · 2012-09-03T18:48:58+00:00

So /r/WTF has finally become a collection of crappy posts about shit you could find at Spencer's.

Wylis · 2012-09-03T20:58:41+00:00

I have been trying to make one of these... When she bucks the hips and clamps the legs together... I have to come up for air. Which is disappointing. When I go down, I wanna stay down.

NedDasty · 2012-09-03T22:53:27+00:00

While this is amusing, you don't want the "clitoral stimulator." That implies that you're tongue is on her vulva for most of the time (in order to make the clitoral stimulator of any use). You need to work you way up to the clit with your tongue, and when you get to that point, you should be spending most of your time with your tongue on her clitoral area.

What this means is that:

While you're tonguing her vagina, her clit's probably not ready for that much stimulation, and
When you're actually tonguing her clit, the clitoral stimulator is rendered useless.

HopefulWisdom · 2012-09-03T23:23:29+00:00

I know a fella who already has one

KMFDM781 · 2012-09-04T02:20:13+00:00

If the "clitoral stimulator" is not your tongue, you're doing it wrong.

My tried and true method....

Middle finger in pussy, sometimes pointer finger as well depending on the girl, curved up and massage the G spot
while massaging the g spot, gently take the clit into your mouth and suck on it while flicking and massaging with your tongue. It also helps to gently lick the clit before inserting your fingers.
Act like you care about/like what you're doing and be prepared to be down there a while...

Back OT....that thing would help though...sometimes when you're sucking the clit you can get suffocated and have to come up for air...that can ruin the rhythm, especially when she's close....plus the sudden rush of air can dry her out a little.

peteybob · 2012-09-03T13:40:03-07:00

I'd buy that! if I had a woman to go down on :'(

diecastjohnson · 1 day

NOM NOM NOM

drmockelfish · 2012-09-03T14:21:21-07:00

Of course this is from Port Charlotte....that hellhole is a burden on my soul.

long435 · 2012-09-03T21:50:23+00:00

This made me think of raaaaaaaandy

ryanurg1 · 2012-09-03T23:27:39+00:00

I literally thought this was for a cat until I saw the lower picture.

Bajalove · 2012-09-04T04:51:09+00:00

If you need this..You are a pussy!

ueptvoovtpeu · 2012-09-04T05:39:42+00:00

Ha! Good luck getting your cat to use that thing! They hate water!!

thm2130 · 2012-09-03T19:09:42+00:00

repping Port Charlotte. Whatup!

zombilex · 2012-09-03T20:56:09+00:00

Is there a subreddit for ingenious inventions? This belongs there.

Now us ladies (and men of a certain persuasion) need a model to help us breathe when we return the favor!

HippoGiggle · 2012-09-03T19:50:40+00:00

...wat

BloodyNobody · 2012-09-03T19:56:08+00:00

is that Dave Attell?

nick90 · 2012-09-03T13:02:00-07:00

It looks like Barney's boss from HIMYM

eddielee6 · 2012-09-03T13:26:46-07:00

http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pussy-Snorkel/dp/B001D26Q16/

Ca11megee · 2012-09-03T14:01:01-07:00

The product review on Amazon are surprisingly disappointing.

darkscream · 2012-09-03T21:01:21+00:00

See the thing is, some girls aren't the skinniest and it makes nose positioning awkward. There ends up being nowhere to breathe and you are smothered. So this is kind of a good idea.... kind of.

MinorThreat89 · 2012-09-03T14:12:51-07:00

The perfect birthday present for a mate, however I can't find anywhere to buy one :(

Clouirks · 2012-09-03T14:15:33-07:00

I'll take seven.

Atomic69 · 2012-09-03T14:46:27-07:00

This would have been helpful a few weeks ago when my girl came down to visit.

baxtorian · 2012-09-03T22:49:38+00:00

The Dr. Dick Head Company heh, heh, heh.

lyin9 · 2012-09-03T15:58:43-07:00

TIL Vin Diesel endorses the Pussy Snorkel.

rustyrobocop · 2012-09-03T16:04:07-07:00

Now I just need a jacuzzi

courage_corgi · 2012-09-03T16:07:11-07:00

The Dr. Richard Head Co.

Har har har.

Gs305 · 2012-09-03T16:09:22-07:00

Dr. Is from Port Charlotte? His office must be on Easy St.

LightsWillGuideYou · 2012-09-03T16:20:14-07:00

"The Dr. Richard Head Co"

AWdaholic · 2012-09-03T16:21:01-07:00

I'll wait until it's available on Amazon... Or, make my own. Now, hmmm, who do I know with left over aquarium supplies?!??!

Bryceybryce · 2012-09-03T16:22:15-07:00

"Manufactured by Dr. Richard Head Co." Or Dr. Dick Head Co, as Dick is short for Richard. Somebody is a clever son of a bitch.

Sagavera- · 2012-09-03T16:22:37-07:00

This one is a much better pic of the wonderful device.

Milhouse_is_a_meme · 2012-09-03T16:25:55-07:00

This is the kind of image I'd see in a forwarded email from my truck driver uncle who still lives with his mum. (he's 50)

vicebanger · 2012-09-03T16:39:21-07:00

looks like it would hurt the shit out of your nose....

costabius · 2012-09-03T16:41:20-07:00

manufactured by Dr dickhead... hmmmmm

j00jy · 2012-09-03T16:42:25-07:00

Everything made by the Dr. Richard Head Corporation is always top quality!

jackcaj · 2012-09-03T16:43:41-07:00

^O L ^O

Hate_Manifestation · 2012-09-03T16:51:57-07:00

Nasal airwaves?

Ele7eN7 · 2012-09-04T00:08:15+00:00

this is older than the fucking internet. fuck.

Countless_Lime · 2012-09-03T17:23:24-07:00

WTF, I live in Port Charlotte!

Generic09 · 2012-09-04T00:26:59+00:00

Dammit, why is it always FLORIDA?

JuicyFruity · 2012-09-04T00:32:49+00:00

Silly man, just go down on her from the top (over her leg/stomach), not the bottom (between her legs), and you don't need a device like this, not to mention you get more dexterity with your free hands and less neck strain.

blu3ninja · 2012-09-03T17:40:38-07:00

Perfect for the old lickaroo.

TheRealJarred · 2012-09-04T00:42:47+00:00

Guys I checked the site. Nothin there

zeshtorm · 2012-09-04T00:46:13+00:00

Took me longer than I'm proud to admit to realize what this was for.

FabroMQ · 2012-09-03T17:53:19-07:00

Ok, but one thing: That means you don't use your nose while eating down there?

dudas91 · 2012-09-03T18:01:23-07:00

This should be posted in /r/diving.

jkingdon · 2012-09-03T18:05:07-07:00

This is absolutely ridiculous. Where do I get one?

audi_drvr · 2012-09-03T18:27:09-07:00

Lol. I could do wonders with this!

negrorevolution · 2012-09-03T18:31:53-07:00

Needs to go to /r/lifeprotips if you ask me.

Lvl2PooShooter · 2012-09-04T01:34:19+00:00

This is one of the first porn ads I can ever remember. Even when I was a kid I thought this was funny. Although I didn't understand how it works till now.

TheGeekyGunslinger · 2012-09-03T18:35:12-07:00

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Bane.....

Hydrolicious · 2012-09-04T01:44:09+00:00

Talk about deep sea diving.

the_awesome_face · 2012-09-04T01:50:17+00:00

Www.pussysnorkel.com

janemomof6 · 2012-09-04T01:52:38+00:00

I know what I'm getting my husband for Christmas!

Yeroc1422 · 2012-09-03T18:52:56-07:00

Wow. I can't believe this, I live in this city..

TXrichard · 2012-09-04T02:02:37+00:00

I swear I thought I've just been doing it wrong since I started (about six years ago). I always wondered if other guys couldn't breathe or if my nose was just large.

bleachqueen · 2012-09-04T02:02:43+00:00

Omg this could also be used for rimming

FatTuna · 2012-09-03T19:05:16-07:00

Breathe through your mouth, she likes it.

skeener · 2012-09-04T02:26:14+00:00

Headed for an upvote until I saw this was in /r/WTF.

Pinnbacker · 2012-09-04T02:30:13+00:00

Legit thought it was for a cat to wear underwater and didn't notice that it said 'clit stimulator' at the bottom until after I read the comments.

beatrixxs · 2012-09-03T19:31:46-07:00

（´-`）.｡oO（♪(´ε｀ ))

buckiaz · 2012-09-03T19:32:58-07:00

Anyone notice the name of the inventor of this product?

Dr. Richard Head

Scuba003 · 2012-09-04T02:33:51+00:00

Haha, funny thing is my buddy actually has one. I will try to find photographical proof of it, but he has confirmed that he used it once on his girl.

FricasseeingRabbit · 2012-09-03T19:35:04-07:00

I know this is supposed to be a wacky joke, but fuck if it isn't brilliant

dubled · 2012-09-03T19:38:42-07:00

Dick Head Co. Port Charlotte, FL

JoinRedditTheySaid · 2012-09-04T02:56:42+00:00

It's obviously a novelty device

hewhofaps-wins · 2012-09-04T02:58:35+00:00

Is it wrong to want one of these to go actual snorkeling? On a side note I saw one of these on CSI years ago and was wtf ing then. Some dude died cos he had his air hoses blocked in a bondage session...... Cos that's what you need CSI for.....

danoll · 2012-09-03T19:59:12-07:00

If the nose piece is for the clitoris then what are you supposed to do with your tongue?

contrary_stereo · 2012-09-04T02:59:37+00:00

Female friend of mine loves facesitting / Queening. Or rather I do and she likes it enough to go along. Tried that with bendy straws, five minutes of fumbling and tactics later she just sat down and said deal, bitch!

yes please :)

Slymikael · 2012-09-04T03:00:14+00:00

Not sure if good idea or bad idea...or best idea

Woodshadow · 2012-09-03T20:06:38-07:00

and if it isnt yet it will be sold in every sex toy store across the world

smitteh · 2012-09-03T20:11:13-07:00

That thing would tickle my nose too much. I would sneeze.

RepublicofTim · 2012-09-04T03:42:59+00:00

Jolly Rancher

myfapaccount_istaken · 2012-09-03T21:06:22-07:00

I've seen this years ago before (when I was selling these types of things on a web site -- sold all sorts of toys)

Never noticed Port Charlotte Florida.... Till now... Score for my home town

myfapaccount_istaken · 2012-09-04T04:13:30+00:00

Worked great in the pool

irokatcod4 · 2012-09-03T21:40:23-07:00

And I always thought I was doing it wrong because I couldn't breathe.

Traii · 2012-09-03T21:41:44-07:00

LOL "The Dr. Richard Head CO"

prettyfox · 2012-09-04T04:54:35+00:00

I was really hoping this post was in r/shutupandtakemymoney. Now I feel awkward.

Dude_Manguy · 2012-09-04T05:06:50+00:00

Look at that, a snorkel for pussies.

jojogreen · 2012-09-04T05:14:00+00:00

my favorite part was it was made by "Dr. Richard Head co."

lacexthug · 2012-09-03T22:32:19-07:00

manufactured by the doctor Richard head.. really? hahah

criticalnegation · 2012-09-04T06:31:12+00:00

just breathe out of the corner of your mouth. fucking amateurs ಠ_ಠ

missyprez99 · 2012-09-04T07:31:17+00:00

I'm sorry, but if my BF wore that, I would be sooo offended. I clean myself, bitch! Go down on me without that pussy snorkel! Sheesh

CantFightRobots · 2012-09-04T07:49:39+00:00

lol I was born in Port Charlotte!

Lefty07 · 2012-09-04T08:29:44+00:00

the old lickaroo?

WTF

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