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[–]poop12Nyanyanyana 117 points118 points ago

[–]Antroh 93 points94 points ago

Imagine what it could do to your cock

[–]varukasalt 83 points84 points ago

Can I get a plumber and a mop over here? 4chan is leaking again!

[–]Augzodia 25 points26 points ago

No sorry that's just normal reddit at this point

[–]mamjjasond 5 points6 points ago

cancel that. Code turquoise. REPEAT code turquoise. 4chan on the move. REPEAT 4chan on the MOVE.

[–]CalamityVic 5 points6 points ago

Last seen at WTF plaza, moving toward jailbait and gore avenue.

[–]Truck_Thunders 4 points5 points ago

A mop wont be enough if you've got a 4chan leak.

[–]poop12Nyanyanyana 4 points5 points ago

It could do wonders.

[–]AuntieJamima 6 points7 points ago

Imagine if your cock could do that

[–]lastactioncowboy 11 points12 points ago

yours can't? ಠ_ಠ

[–]lordsonam 2 points3 points ago

bravo

[–]Opendore 7 points8 points ago

Similar mouth to a Goblin Shark.

[–]darthelmo 0 points1 point ago

Another example of pure NOPE.

[–]pherilux 1 point2 points ago

Nightmare fuel, man!

[–]jbilde 0 points1 point ago

I love Goblin Sharks! They're so goofy. Kinda like the Elephant Shark.

[–]mwesdo20 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, that SONG.

[–]StoryGopher 59 points60 points ago

Someone saw this candidly and went "guys guys guys we have to put this fish in front of a context chart and feed it a smaller fish in front of a high speed camera" and I congratulate that person.

[–]Kowzorz 9 points10 points ago

Science! The design of the fish itself is actually great. The suction created by the movement of the mouth prevents the fish from just swimming away if it was fast enough.

[–]buckyboy 1 point2 points ago

I was shown the video of this last semester in a ecology of fishes class. They did the study to find both, how much the jaw could extend forward and how much suction was created by this motion.

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

Its all actually really neat. I just think its remarkable what lengths we go to as a race to observe.

[–]HouseBreaker[!] 25 points26 points ago

THAT IS NOT HOW FISH WORK

[–]darthelmo 3 points4 points ago

It is for that fish.

[–]mr3film 29 points30 points ago

That's some Alien shit, right there!

[–]carelcapek 2 points3 points ago

Came to the comments to find this one and upvote it.

[–]superkidney 1 point2 points ago

technically so did I.

[–]Da_Dude_Abides 74 points75 points ago

woah

[–]Wolfram161 77 points78 points ago

... dude.

[–]WilliamTSherman 39 points40 points ago

There's always a bigger fish. Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

[–]Evi1M4chine 2 points3 points ago

What is that fish that is bigger than the universe?

[–]absolutelynothing 9 points10 points ago

Does it matter? It's not the biggest one.

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

Other universes....duuude.

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[–]WilliamTSherman 63 points64 points ago

Qui-Gon Jinn

FTFY

[–]ValhallaSinkingSpace is deep 12 points13 points ago

Whoops, Googled it and it filled in as Kwi. Should have followed through.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 9 points10 points ago

Liam Neeson

[–]Accidentallystoned 8 points9 points ago

-Michael Scott

[–]Enzie1991 0 points1 point ago

-Mike Hawke

[–]ferodactyl 1 point2 points ago

RIP

[–]dzamie 0 points1 point ago

I cast Summon Bigger Fish on the droids!

[–]bburkert517 7 points8 points ago

The big fish eat the little ones. Not my problem, give me some

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWe85v-MO-E

[–]raver459Happy trees 2 points3 points ago

You can try the best you can....

[–]sc102390 7 points8 points ago

That's how I eat bagel bites.

[–]officershrute -1 points0 points ago

FREAK!!!

[–]JmjFu 5 points6 points ago

Well that was a bit of a shock

[–]JamesTuck 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This fish could give a better blow job than my ex. (sorry for the title) 1com -3pts 15dys gifs
So I noticed everybody putting random letters and numbers at the end of imgur and thought I should give it a tr...OMGWTFBBQ?! 3coms 42pts 27dys WTF
How big fish eat little fish... 24coms 288pts 3mos gif
Just a fish eating. 31coms 216pts 7mos WTF
Go go gadget extender! 5coms 27pts 10mos pics
The mouth of a trigger fish 130coms 584pts 1yr pics
trigger fish 18coms 127pts 1yr gifs
Fish Mouth 52coms 795pts 2mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]LookLikeJesusLiving life in peace 15 points16 points ago

Shooooop

[–]Garrett-RSpace is deep 6 points7 points ago

McGurk effect definitely gave me a "shloop!" sound.

[–]LookLikeJesusLiving life in peace 2 points3 points ago

[–]skubasteve81 0 points1 point ago

Why yes. Yes I do. That was interesting as hell. Have a cool song as a thank you.

[–]Evi1M4chine 3 points4 points ago

da

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 0 points1 point ago

woop

[–]CoreMcClair 0 points1 point ago

Exactly the sound I made in my head whilst watching this.

[–]_xiphiaz 1 point2 points ago

You can tell by the pixels?

[–]woodchuck_pie 4 points5 points ago

I watched this for like 10 minutes asking myself, 'where is it's mouth now?' It was really bizarre.

[–]ThatCurlyHairedKid 3 points4 points ago

I was not expecting that.

[–]Calciber 2 points3 points ago

I basically heard a "shhh-flooooop" sound in my head. Like a sucking then a high pitched flooop like noise.

EDIT: Read floooooop like pooooop. Not flop.

[–]andrewuncaged 5 points6 points ago

what the fish

[–]Evi1M4chine 1 point2 points ago

So that’s where the Alien mouths come from!

[–]LTripley 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of too, but I would.

Science fiction nerds of the world, unite!

[–]carachangren 2 points3 points ago

I used to keep Datnoids, they inhale goldfish like vacuums. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2lcBaqYK1o&feature=fvwrel

[–]SC2TeamKnight 0 points1 point ago

There's always a bigger fish...

[–]DFGdanger 2 points3 points ago

[–]radiocampaign 1 point2 points ago

duckface!

[–]thatpersonisaperson 1 point2 points ago

Now kith!

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]strumpster 0 points1 point ago

Eeew!

[–]bexpert 2 points3 points ago

That's evolution in action, right there.

[–]Amazi196 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna eat you with my little mouth.

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago

That's not really fair on the little fish, is it?

[–]neworleansmane -1 points0 points ago

Wat

[–]cosmicnarwhal 0 points1 point ago

So Fishy was not as realistic of a game as I previously thought, I think a part of me died.

[–]Thelonelyhouse 0 points1 point ago

There's always a bigger fish

[–]erbrady 0 points1 point ago

alien, straight up aquatic xenomorph

[–]hyattisqueen 0 points1 point ago

Thaaaat was not how I anticipated that going down.

[–]VadimH 0 points1 point ago

THE FUCK WAS THAT

[–]MissL 0 points1 point ago

do all fish do that? or just this breed?

[–]championnat 0 points1 point ago

Go go robot mouth!

[–]pleiades9 0 points1 point ago

This seems fishy to me.

[–]Phan102388ALL HAIL 1 point2 points ago

Get over here!

[–]your_JMT 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck does anything evolve to have a mouth like that?

[–]SeargentSprinklz 0 points1 point ago

That's one cool party trick

[–]TheMourningPaper 0 points1 point ago

Gee, thanks for reposting...

[–]ShiningSeoul 0 points1 point ago

Now ki...nevermind.

[–]whirlpoolsSpace is deep 0 points1 point ago

oOo!

[–]magicpasta 0 points1 point ago

MY LEG!

[–]smittywrbermanjensen 0 points1 point ago

Oh, what the fuck.

[–]pherilux 0 points1 point ago

[–]megarello 0 points1 point ago

As many times as I watch this, I can't help thinking this fish is broken.

[–]a_tv_stealer 0 points1 point ago

I...I didn't know fish did that.

[–]chachemander 0 points1 point ago

alien!

[–]007JamesBond007 0 points1 point ago

shloop

[–]StonedPony -1 points0 points ago

Hmmm. No ex-girlfriend jokes yet...

[–]bergs75 0 points1 point ago

alien.

[–]anipatty 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that made a "sucking-in" noise with my mouth?

[–]NotRichBarr -1 points0 points ago

I can feel the fish wiggling down my throat.