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[–]Schwingums 280 points281 points ago

Here's the video it came from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC1CLnmtQFo.

[–]Adios_numero_two 117 points118 points ago

Of all the videos on Youtube, the world needs to see this one.

[–]monkeedude1212 22 points23 points ago

I... It...

You know how weird it is that the internet pretty much has anything that you can think of? This is an example of that. It's like, you could apply some altered form of drakes equation.

R* = the average rate of birth on the planet.

fp = the fraction of those people who watch football

ne = the average number of people who know how to apply special effects on videos

fℓ = the fraction of the above that actually go on to make a ridiculous effects video like this

fi = the fraction of the above that actually go on to post these videos online

fc = 1 (cause I said so)

L = the length of time for which users post said videos to Youtube.

[–]Hunter_Rose 10 points11 points ago

Your usage of [L] to represent "length" of Time rather than [t] infuriates me.

[–]vanhellion 22 points23 points ago

The actual Drake Equation specifies time as 'L'.

[–]Hunter_Rose 1 point2 points ago

TIL, have an upvote.

Oh, fwiw I was kidding about the infuriating

[–]monkeedude1212 5 points6 points ago

Blame drake

[–]YouPickMyName 0 points1 point ago

= Fun!

[–]SilverAg11 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. I wouldn't have watched that but then I saw your comment and saw one of the best videos ever. The music fits perfectly.

[–]TheVenetianMask -2 points-1 points ago

Unless you haven't seen this one yet, that's it.

[–]Nj_all_day 16 points17 points ago

As with most youtube videos with more than a million views, don't read the comments if you value your sanity.

[–]Regulith 3 points4 points ago

Or any video that features a sport with different names in different countries.

[–]Nilpferdschaf 5 points6 points ago

Or any video.

ftfy

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam -5 points-4 points ago

Aw my gawd, it's, like, saaccer dude.

(My best typed US accent).

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 12 points13 points ago

Anderson shooting people in the head made me lose it, classic.

[–]deathschool 1 point2 points ago

Followed by manic cheering.

[–]Rubix22 12 points13 points ago

I lost it at the goalie on the accordian.

[–]jdund117 5 points6 points ago

It's kinda funny because Wojciech Szczesny (the goalkeeper in that clip) is from Poland, so it would make sense that he was playing polka and/or an accordion.

[–]IronSloth 2 points3 points ago

HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 10 points11 points ago

It looks like ITV came up with this one.

I can just hear Chiles popping up afterwards saying "Well, if that hasn't heated up your appetite for tonight's action..."

[–]Baked_Otter 12 points13 points ago

That was... oh boy.

[–]Commander_Spock 4 points5 points ago

The guy holding the leek cracked me up.

[–]deathschool 2 points3 points ago

Why can't this be soccer?

[–]Inkyhat 2 points3 points ago

Holy fuck, the Accordion part....

[–]Capissen38 2 points3 points ago

I particularly like the guy with the huge blunt.

[–]young_chap 2 points3 points ago

Please tell me you know who he is

[–]Capissen38 1 point2 points ago

He looks kind of like Will Ferrell in a Rasta beanie.

(No, I know nothing about sports.)

[–]young_chap 4 points5 points ago

It does! But its Wayne Rooney :)

[–]sudsomatic 1 point2 points ago

MOAR

[–]maxxer77 1 point2 points ago

See? This is the kind of shit I come to Reddit to find. Thank you Sir and/or Madame. Thank you for sauce.

[–]DeathToPennies 0 points1 point ago

So much fuck yeah...

[–]FaceBroker 0 points1 point ago

I NEED MOOORE!!

[–]Edibleface 1 point2 points ago

Directed by Michael Bay

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus -1 points0 points ago

Viva Ronaldo,Viva Ronaldo, Running down the wing, hear United sing, Viva Ronaldo.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

That was pretty good.

[–]fodder008 1 point2 points ago

Here's the whole set of gifs! http://imgur.com/a/PCUxY

[–]andy013 166 points167 points ago

I prefer this one: http://i.imgur.com/1Ht9O.gif

[–]DoctorDrell 44 points45 points ago

The fact that it's Park's bulge makes it funnier.

[–]Redimo 34 points35 points ago

oh god this is glorious

[–]Adios_numero_two 72 points73 points ago

"Oh shit, am I gay?"

[–]MestR 20 points21 points ago

A true moment of realization.

[–]anauel 9 points10 points ago

Where is this from?! Is it real?

[–]Xixii 68 points69 points ago

Is it real?

No, it's Manchester United.

[–]esau1 25 points26 points ago

That's Cristiano Ronaldo during a Manchester United training session from a few seasons back. Yes, it's real - and hilarious.

[–]anauel 7 points8 points ago

Haha, it's even more hilarious now that I know it's real.

[–]the24531 28 points29 points ago

His reaction is like "where's my bulge?!, why don't I have one?! :/"

[–]sneakycastro75[S] 4 points5 points ago

Classic

[–]jsellout 323 points324 points ago

Sweet, I love all-time gifs.

[–]BrandonIsh 11 points12 points ago

The gif's all-time isn't set right for the favorite my is.

[–]jangeun 32 points33 points ago

That sports cameraman should get an award. Amazing camera work.

[–]mheat 53 points54 points ago

What does that have to do with all-time gifs?

[–]meliaesc 20 points21 points ago

Depends on whatever the hell an all-time gif really is.

[–]poonstangable 1 point2 points ago

Just imagine what all-time gifs will be like in 10 years with the amount of em that already exist. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jangeun -1 points0 points ago

I didn't realize comments on thread can only be predictable/derivative and never off topic.

[–]dionysus6794 1 point2 points ago

Really? I just like two time gifs

[–]d_holladay789 0 points1 point ago

What would we do without them?

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[–]JLGCJ 3 points4 points ago

They are in a ... shower?

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 4 points5 points ago

You gotta be fresh.

[–]JLGCJ 1 point2 points ago

Subway Eat Fresh

[–]Reesch 3 points4 points ago

I feel sorry for those who missed this.

[–]stuwildheart -1 points0 points ago

It's important to practice good hygiene.

[–]TheRealYM 0 points1 point ago

WHAT DID HE SAY?

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[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

HonestBleeps cannot be happy with you.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you.

With a cactus.

[–]Unholynik 69 points70 points ago

BURN WITH ME!

[–]bigtubofwater 19 points20 points ago

MARTHA

[–]misterwhite999 4 points5 points ago

[–]Arctic_Winds 62 points63 points ago

Aaaaaand now it's in reverse!

http://reversegif.com/3mw3

[–]Brutalitarian 28 points29 points ago

I love how he starts sliding away at the end

[–]bikkebakke 7 points8 points ago

That one looks freaking awesome :P

[–]IDlOT 12 points13 points ago

I'm surprised that that is almost as funny.

[–]wickerlicker 3 points4 points ago

why doesn't he slide backwards?

[–]signspam 1 point2 points ago

Because he never slid forwards...

[–]wickerlicker 2 points3 points ago

wait yes he does, at the beginning of the original gif. but that's my bad, the gif never fully loaded so it seemed like there was just the explosion and the eye lasers in the reverse.

[–]vonCam 1 point2 points ago

He gave him the power

[–]AlterBridgeFan -3 points-2 points ago

That was epic!

[–]hooliahan 12 points13 points ago

eventually they retconned this so rooney hadn't really been killed by cristianobot, he'd been teleported to another dimension and came back with a full head of hair

[–]deja-vu-comment 62 points63 points ago

Thanks for not posting this to WTF. .

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 5 points6 points ago

Deja vu...

[–]uVajeD 5 points6 points ago

It's usually a glitch in the matrix.

[–]FlutterShy- 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe lesions in the temporal lobes.

[–]returnof4ever 25 points26 points ago

Watching his head explode live was even better

[–]Marique 10 points11 points ago

It was cool but then he just rolled on the ground waiting for the ref to stop the game. He could have gotten up.

[–]returnof4ever 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, definitely a flop.

[–]CanadaVsBears 4 points5 points ago

Cyclops that feel bro, when you lazer your other bro to oblivion by accident

[–]drunk_otter 7 points8 points ago

mind blowing

[–]signspam 7 points8 points ago

88 mph on your knees....not bad

[–]swagcat 0 points1 point ago

What's an all-time gif?

[–]RepostSniffer 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA boom (x-post /r/gifs) 21coms 341pts 1mo WTF
WOAH OH OH AH AH AH AAAA HA AH AH AH 8coms 92pts 1mo GifSound
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! boom 77coms 1625pts 1mo gifs
Don't look directly into the eyes 5coms 36pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]PrudeProstitute 1 point2 points ago

Been here for months; first time seeing this awesome gif. Fuck off

[–]ddddamn 31 points32 points ago

pretty sure it's just a bot...

[–]imRegistering2 6 points7 points ago

rights for robots! robots have feelings too!

[–]helloskitty 0 points1 point ago

Are you one of those filthy robosexuals?

[–]FaTaLxBH 0 points1 point ago

BRILLIANT!

[–]mikerhoa 0 points1 point ago

I will be appropriating this gif...

[–]raleigh15gotbanned 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the Jada Stevens ass gif better.

[–]ZlurPswe 1 point2 points ago

Just another regular football celebration

[–]t-mart5348 -1 points0 points ago

When cyclops plays soccer...

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

The tap on the face at the end kills me.

[–]jbradfield 0 points1 point ago

What happened to Scott, Jean?

[–]abbott_costello 0 points1 point ago

Cristianooooooo!

[–]Mudokon 0 points1 point ago

nice!

[–]wlfbck 0 points1 point ago

Not really great for being your all-time favorite.

[–]johnlennonseviltwin 0 points1 point ago

I miss Ronaldo :(

[–]Hotmugofshite 0 points1 point ago

My all time favourite gif is of Captain Picard watching himself in porn and being quite proud of it, but I've never found it since seeing it!

[–]chiyomihamarulez 0 points1 point ago

wtf.

[–]davep85 0 points1 point ago

I wish he really did that shit to Rooney, especially after he stomped him in the nuts during the WC.

[–]GenericCanadian 1 point2 points ago

[–]thedutchrudder 0 points1 point ago

That is one intense celebration! Anyone knows what goal it is from?

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

All gifs are all time?

[–]ryandel 1 point2 points ago

I would watch more football if all the players were X-Men.

[–]distopiandoormatt 1 point2 points ago

Football need more x-men.

[–]Ragingcactus -1 points0 points ago

Funny.

[–]ZeGermans750 -1 points0 points ago

It's always neat when Rinaldo stops diving long enough to score.

[–]RealSp1t 0 points1 point ago

Actually I hadn't seen that one! Kudos!

[–]YouDontSayBro 0 points1 point ago

k

[–]Scraggyz 0 points1 point ago

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw this. hilarious.

[–]Patfast 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck. A post on r/funny made me laugh. Upvote for you my friend.

[–]tox1c 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody have the original video without all the awesome effects?

[–]distopiandoormatt 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting," imma chargin ma lazer!!!" , was disappointed.

[–]DerivativeMonster 0 points1 point ago

[–]defdac 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite, some kind of green galloping thingy: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2554/4204577868_f6733e9597_o.gif Would be cool with some background what the heck it is/come from.

[–]CSFFlame 0 points1 point ago

It's a kelet.

[–]jobogogin -1 points0 points ago

How did this shit make it to the front page? Bummer.

[–]Garetex 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the end of the first season of Heroes.

[–]JesusMcTastyloving 1 point2 points ago

BURN WITH ME

[–]n3o7 1 point2 points ago

that's why he is sad at Real Madrid

[–]vishalb777 1 point2 points ago

X-men Origins: Cyclops

[–]oconthedon 0 points1 point ago

The head explosion is very detailed.

[–]united_ultra 0 points1 point ago

Me too :)

[–]Bold_N_ANGRY 0 points1 point ago

Guilty!

[–]DankTysh420 0 points1 point ago

this was literally on the front page just yesterday..

[–]jpparkenbone 0 points1 point ago

Wut.

[–]Iloldalot 0 points1 point ago

"Rose! you've absorbed all the energy of the time vortex! you're gonna burn!"

[–]pootaco 0 points1 point ago

WHO THE FUCK IS MAN UNITED? WHO THE FUCK IS MAN UNITED? WHO THE FUCK IS MAN UNITEEEED? And the REDS go marching on!

[–]5K337Lord 0 points1 point ago

he sacrificed himself for the innocent crowd

[–]adrianroam95 0 points1 point ago

"Nathan, I can't do this." "Peter, yes you can." BOOM

[–]ajbasher1229 1 point2 points ago

Why do they call it an all time gif? It's only a few seconds long

[–]moonlaugher 0 points1 point ago

Mind blown.

[–]DudeMan18[!] 1 point2 points ago

This is one of my favorites You'd probably enjoy it too

Edit: Or this one

[–]MAndrew911 0 points1 point ago

Laughed for 30 minutes straight!

[–]IncredibleWeapon 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have the goal he scored before that? Respect and appreciation if you find it.

[–]Lazercow5 0 points1 point ago

The caption is just an excuse for a repost

[–]chickinkickir 0 points1 point ago

Mind = Blown

[–]ZaWahhuh 0 points1 point ago

I think you words mixed up some

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

I lost my DAMN MIND laughing. Thank you for that. Thank you.

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[–]nothingpersnal 0 points1 point ago

As a Barcelona fan, Go ahead, as long as it's not kaka.

[–]nothingpersnal 0 points1 point ago

Turns out he asked the team for a moment of silence because it was the anniversary of his fathers death and they refused, I hope he stays if not Barcelona wouldn't even have to try.

[–]WuTangConnor 0 points1 point ago

No way he would go to Barca, him and Messi would clash way too often. But who could afford him, anyways? Chelsea and City pretty much. I can name a team in Merseyside whom I'm a big supporter of that is desperate for a striker right now, but no way he would come due to lack of CL and because they're one of United's most hated rivals...

[–]nothingpersnal 0 points1 point ago

Im not saying that, what im saying is, in La Liga its either RM or Barca. If you take Ronaldo out of the equation Barcelona won't have very much competition.

[–]WuTangConnor 0 points1 point ago

Oh, yeah, very true

[–]BTslo 1 point2 points ago

[–]inertia186 -5 points-4 points ago

> MFW

[–]qazz42 0 points1 point ago

He looked into the heart of the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked back into him...

[–]C0DEM0NKEE -2 points-1 points ago

only seen this gif about 10 times now on here

[–]deflaggy94 0 points1 point ago

Being a United fan this amuses me.

[–]severedfragile 0 points1 point ago

Here's the video for anyone who hasn't seen it.

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[–]GhostRobot55 6 points7 points ago

I cant tell if i hate reposts or the inevitable comment about it being a repost more. I'm on here all the time and missed this one, its great and I'm glad he posted it.

[–]plps 1 point2 points ago

I'm one of the people who has seen it posted a couple of times, and it's still fucking hillarious

[–]TheDudeaBides96 0 points1 point ago

Nobody cares about what you have and haven't seen. We're not going to cater to your posting needs. Most of us haven't seen this gif.

[–]TeeArrWilliams -2 points-1 points ago

I fully agree with your post, but man...reading "gif." instead of ".gif" is really confusing.

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[–]hknaven -5 points-4 points ago

Ello Gov. Elllooo Gov'na. ELLLOOOO GOV'NAAAA!

[–]Ihatethisplace_ 0 points1 point ago

Hello