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People who like this sometimes like The Simpsons But it's getting hackneyed. Stick with Futurama.


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[–]powback 76 points77 points ago

It's my cakeday too, but I don't post shit like this.

[–]nalc 28 points29 points ago

Hold on there, buddy. You registered for Reddit today. It's not like, on average, nearly a hundred thousand Redditors did the same. It's not even like, on average, over a hundred r/futurama subscribers registered today either. mikefromcanmore is a special little unique snowflake, and we need to bequeath upon him hundreds of internet points so that he knows it.

[–]whale_pubes 4 points5 points ago

On average, only 6000 reddit accounts are made each day.

[–]nalc -4 points-3 points ago

And Reddit has been around for close to six years, so there's more than that celebrating an idiotic 'cakeday'. Basing my estimate off of most of the default subs having over 2 million subscribers, I'd have to guess at there being well over 3 million registered users (I've been told that the 'subscribers' only count those people who have changed their default subreddits in some way), so I'd ballpark it at a hundred thousand, give or take, with a slightly higher concentration on anniversaries of a major event such as the Obama IAMA that brought in a disproportionate number of new users.

[–]whale_pubes 0 points1 point ago

Lol, if reddit had 100,000 new subscribers a day then we'd reach 3,000,000 users in a month. I can't tell if you're trolling or if you just suck at math. I don't feel like looking for the source but I read on an official reddit blog post that we average around 6k new users a day.

edit: also, just for shits and giggles, if you're "100,000" estimate was correct then that would mean that reddit would have reached 219,000,000 accounts in just the 6 years it's been around. You're just a little off there buddy.

[–]nalc 0 points1 point ago

I ended up with an extra zero in there.

[–]Alien_cupcake 29 points30 points ago

Hahaha such a funny and original post! Have an upvote!

[–]Linkfan5011 6 points7 points ago

This same thing was posted yesterday. Be original.

[–]GamerKT 42 points43 points ago

No. Fuck you, karmawhore.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 10 points11 points ago

Ah, the vocal minority.

[–]GamerKT 11 points12 points ago

What does me being Hispanic have to do with anything? That's racist, man.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 2 points3 points ago

Whoa there, pal. I didn't say the cholo minority.

[–]GamerKT -2 points-1 points ago

Not Mexican. Also, I was joking.

[–]iTCHed 29 points30 points ago

No.

[–]duchovny 9 points10 points ago

No.

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]JediMasterSam 3 points4 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
He demanded the front page. I tried to give him Glory... 109coms 478pts 1dy AdviceAnimals
It's my first cake day. My friend here wanted to help me get karma 1com -2pts 5dys funny
All glory to the Hypnotoad on cake day 9coms 59pts 5dys funny
How I felt making my Reddit cakeday on my real cakeday 0coms 9pts 7dys funny
All Glory to the Hypno Toad 25coms 560pts 9dys funny
After 5 years on reddit i think i have the power now... 50coms 730pts 1mo funny
Its my cakeday 32coms 479pts 1mo trees
[gif] Glory to hypno-toad! 35coms 923pts 1mo woahdude
All glory to the hypnotoad on cake day! 8coms 207pts 1mo AdviceAnimals
Obey 3coms -1pt 1mo pics
At first I didn- ALL GLORY... 0coms 3pts 1mo pics
OBEY 96coms 566pts 2mos funny
A normal day on r/funny 3coms 26pts 2mos funny
[gif] Glory to hypno-toad! 66coms 1051pts 2mos woahdude
So, I just found out that it's my cake day... 37coms 308pts 2mos gifs

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[–]TyZi 8 points9 points ago

Here have a downvote instead

[–]Coffeh 7 points8 points ago

Does anyone have the gif without the text? i liked it.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopath 4 points5 points ago

I, too, would like the base gif, but I fear OP doesn't have it since this meme version is a repost.

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[–]Coffeh 3 points4 points ago

Thats not how it works.

[–]OptimusDimebag 9 points10 points ago

Try posting something more original you stupid motherfucker.

[–]Spass_Mit_Hans 4 points5 points ago

This was on my front page. Congrats.

[–]Darth_Meatloaf 6 points7 points ago

Next year, please say something more creative than ordering us to upvote you.

You'd have had my upvote if you had said "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAKE" or some shit like that.

[–]FrankReynolds 5 points6 points ago

No. It'd still be a pointless, pandering submission.

Fuck you, OP.

[–]Darth_Meatloaf -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Yeroc1422 5 points6 points ago

All glory to the hypnotoad..

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

Karma isn't deserved, it's earned. Go make an actual good post.

[–]TheJBW 2 points3 points ago

Must...obey....hypnocake.

[–]hosway 0 points1 point ago

Cheers.

[–]monkeymoat -1 points0 points ago

why the FUCK are people still upvoting this stupid shit?

[–]ProbablyARepost1212 0 points1 point ago

Can someone post the original gif? I want that gif o.o

[–]gimmietheguncarlton -1 points0 points ago

This meme's been going downhill since season 3.

[–]robotrock1382 -2 points-1 points ago

Is it ok if i save this for my cake day?

[–]iPoisonxL 0 points1 point ago

Must.. Upvote...

[–]alexxerth 1 point2 points ago

First 30 comments (out of 35) are saying no? Still got on the front page.

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[–]GreatCornolio -1 points0 points ago

I have no memory of giving a fuck.

[–]slurmsmckenzieparty -2 points-1 points ago

It was my cakeday yesterday, I didn't make some big stink over it. Stil upvoted, cause c'mon, hypnotoad.

[–]mastershake04 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, Im trying to quit thinkin about weed, I unsubbed from r/trees and all related subreddits, but for some reason tonight, every post I click on makes me want to go buy some more.

But it was still awesome, happy cakeday, I think I missed mine, not sure when it was :(

[–]TheShuckler -4 points-3 points ago

This would work if it WASN'T your cakeday. Then it would be legitimately funny.

[–]BenderJane -3 points-2 points ago

Don't care if it's not original. ALL UPVOTE THE HYPNOTOAD!

[–]Armitando -1 points0 points ago

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[–]OedipusTexBGAE -3 points-2 points ago

You're all karmawhores. How many of you posted something bitching at this guy only after you saw 20 posts here saying the exact same thing? You aren't original. Your words don't mean anything. Fuck off. No matter what you say, he still made it to the front page. So why fucking say it?