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[–]not_charles_grodin 89 points90 points ago

That reminds me of a joke:

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me, son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”

[–]Sexy_Rhino 57 points58 points ago

Two whales found a ship and one says to the other:

"How about we go up there and blow them out of the water with our blow holes?"

So they did and the ship wrecked and all of the people fell out. Bored, the other whale said

"Well how about now we go up there and eat everyone?" The other whale replied

"Slow down! I'm into the occasional blow job but I'm not down to start swallowing semen."

[–]superdooperuberpoopr 12 points13 points ago

Now that...that was funny :)

[–]Wolfgang1234 24 points25 points ago

Misunderstood shark finally found a friend.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 4 points5 points ago

A delicious friend.

[–]NerdyAztec 7 points8 points ago

Humans are friends, not food

[–]frenchhornhero 1 point2 points ago

Do you know why the ocean is salty?

[–]Nebu 2 points3 points ago

Why?

[–]frenchhornhero 8 points9 points ago

The tears of misunderstood sharks who only wanted a high five.

[–]megusta_tortugas 0 points1 point ago

Shark bro?

[–]unclesharky -1 points0 points ago

feels good man.

[–]Reaperdude97 12 points13 points ago

Someone loop this into a .GIF

[–]whothrewthat 52 points53 points ago

[–]Break_Yoself_Foo 9 points10 points ago

You, my friend, are my hero.

[–]JKR93 9 points10 points ago

Hmm, I think I'm gonna go try this out.

[–]Chaular[S] 6 points7 points ago

Sounds like a reasonable idea...tell me how it works out!

[–]Sexy_Rhino 9 points10 points ago

Be careful when high fiving children.

[–]fabtacular 19 points20 points ago

[–]hephestust 3 points4 points ago

reminds me of this one , edit: sorry about that bad one

[–]efstajas 5 points6 points ago

Dude... I waited for it to happen for like 30 seconds.

[–]DonKWinS 4 points5 points ago

RES saves the day

[–]buckfymum 0 points1 point ago

I'm so stupid.

[–]Naggers123 1 point2 points ago

Can you imagine finding this in a cartoon section of a newspaper?

[–]TheOldeUltraViolence 7 points8 points ago

"Hello. My name's Bruce!"

[–]brassiron 5 points6 points ago

Hi Bruce!

[–]dan20791 0 points1 point ago

I think Bruce is a very good name for a shark :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Did anybody else get a pang of sadness when they saw the second-to-last expression on the cartoon's face? It was just...so pathetically, cutely sad. Like, for a cartoon, it evoked a human emotion surprisingly accurately. But I'm glad it had a happy ending.

[–]teewuane 1 point2 points ago

I'm a perv...

[–]Aregular89 1 point2 points ago

Why are there so many sharks and tube guys

[–]mightyenano 2 points3 points ago

Reading backwards, the shark and person high five, but the shark is then jaw-dropping offended. The person is shocked not knowing what he did to offend as the shark backs away slowly. The person then realizes that it was just a misunderstanding and he can explain it to his shark bro later.

[–]PlayingGod 0 points1 point ago

This was worth reading through for. From now on I'll read everything backwards at least once

[–]shackes 3 points4 points ago

Hai Five!

[–]MrLunde 0 points1 point ago

as a scandinavian, I approve

[–]illDogg 2 points3 points ago

Regards, dolan

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 1 point2 points ago

bogs pls

[–]Aaleinus 1 point2 points ago

I was happy to find the last panel was below my screen resolution and I had to scroll for a delightful surprise.

[–]xalgorafan 0 points1 point ago

Beasts of the Southern Wild II

[–]Hawke64[!] 0 points1 point ago

Is there any guide or tutorial how to draw comics like this one?

[–]eonbluepredestined 0 points1 point ago

I've been re-watching Shark Week on Netflix. This comic makes me smile.

[–]Sharkictus 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the high five!

[–]vucinic 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting the guy in the ring to punch the shark, not high five it.

[–]KillahHills10304 1 point2 points ago

For some reason the first four panels of the guy just sitting in his tube with a smile made me smile.

[–]summatclever 1 point2 points ago

Immediately thought of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x9W70LJKVw

[–]greymud 1 point2 points ago

Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jabberaw!

[–]recci 0 points1 point ago

laughed as im finnish, shark = hai(spelled excactly same as "high", so i instantly thought high five :-D

[–]imnotsure44 1 point2 points ago

My mom thought they were tickling each other at the end. Tickle tickle

[–]Flamingdragonboy267 0 points1 point ago

AWESOMENESS UPVOTE FOR U!!!!!!

[–]Flamearn 0 points1 point ago

Love that pic :)

[–]nospoondotjpg 0 points1 point ago

This is so cute that I almost feel it belongs in r/aww.

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 1 point2 points ago

This was really funny but OP kinda ruined the ending for me. The best titles are the ones that describe the set up, not the punchline.

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 0 points1 point ago

[–]AvalonMystics 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, i thought he was falling, haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]unexpectedtofu 0 points1 point ago

So that would make him a ...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

happy meal

[–]Mhmmitsluke 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]BorshinBorshin 0 points1 point ago

Read the onomatopoeia as "ju." Also, I just looked up how to spell onomatopoeia. Cool.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 0 points1 point ago

Said no shark attack victim ever!

[–]gamemasterty 0 points1 point ago

How he probably feels right now: "Fuck yeah! I high five sharks! Fuck yeah!"

[–]beachjustice -1 points0 points ago

I'd high five the shit out of a shark irl. Too bad they're just the killing machines of the ocean.

[–]Chaular[S] -1 points0 points ago

So 2 things I've posted today have made front page on /r/funny ....Maybe I should post more.