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[–]eat_your_brains 156 points157 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, the floors in those cabanas are glass, and you can see clusters of tropical fish swimming beneath you as you eat breakfast or have sex.

[–]Dr_Twatson 103 points104 points ago

I can confirm that this is true because I have seen Couple's Retreat.

[–]orm518 17 points18 points ago

Don't lie, you know this from Keeping up with the Kardashians.

[–]desertcombat06 20 points21 points ago

This guy is legit. He's a doctor.

[–]Dr_Twatson 9 points10 points ago

I'm not a real doctor, but I am equally credible. Don't listen to me tho. I am drunk.

[–]P4PChuck 42 points43 points ago

That'd be so awkward if you were having sex and you looked down to a school of fish just watching you...

[–]layendecker 119 points120 points ago

Or me.

[–]enjoytheshow 83 points84 points ago

I just imagined having sex with a woman and seeing a guy in full scuba gear jerking it to us from under water.

[–]AeroNotix 31 points32 points ago

I just imagined having sex with a woman.

[–]jettrscga 82 points83 points ago

I like the "with a woman" addition. That's how I know that you have a very rich and active sexual history.

[–]enjoytheshow 12 points13 points ago

I've heard it's great.

[–]layendecker 7 points8 points ago

With an underwater video camera and some underwater movie lights. I do this shit properly. Sir.

[–]hilarioussagittarius 7 points8 points ago

And the director is screaming about how there isn't enough real passion in your performance, but all you hear are angry bubbles.

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 6 points7 points ago

Ralph pls go

[–]eat_your_brains 4 points5 points ago

Or mimicking you.

[–]insoundfromwayout 3 points4 points ago

Or a snorkeler with a hard-on.

[–]Noyes654 4 points5 points ago

Or a physicist with a hadron.

[–]AGayWithWords 2 points3 points ago

Or Aquaman.

[–]brsfan519 7 points8 points ago

I decided I wanted to go there, and went to book a room. Turns out rooms start at $1200 or so per night. Nevermind...

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 5 points6 points ago

God damn it. My life sucks.

[–]dpeeples281 11 points12 points ago

yes, 'tis true. Honeymooned there in March. It was the best decision I've ever made.

[–]citizen_reddit 10 points11 points ago

Even better than the marriage? Don't let your wife see this.

[–]dpeeples281 7 points8 points ago

haha yeah right, well 2nd best then, lol.

[–]ClaymoreMine 2 points3 points ago

Hilton is the exact same way. I honestly think all hotels there are the exact same

[–]JerseyBricklayer 1 point2 points ago

Welp, there goes my idea of diving off the walkway and swimming underneath instead of walking.

[–]wintrparkgrl 349 points350 points ago

reminds me of dead island

[–]mills218 122 points123 points ago

I bet that annoying girl that wants all the champagne is down there.

[–]tangerineskickass 44 points45 points ago

"Give it to me, baby. And not the cheap shit."

[–]Garacian00 39 points40 points ago

ooOOOOOOOoooooo champagne!

[–]BinaryRunt 14 points15 points ago

Or the guy who fakes his death.

[–]charbo25 43 points44 points ago

Clicked comments looking for this. I was not disappointed.

[–]Brotipp 18 points19 points ago

Reminds me of Final Fantasy X. http://imgur.com/Z8UCw

[–]Vessix 9 points10 points ago

Holy shit this is the first time I've seen a screenshot for it since I played it. It used to look so good!

[–]Verduaga 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. One of the most frustrating areas of the map for me.

[–]Fartmatic 15 points16 points ago

I thought it was a fun area, what's so hard about it?

[–]verts 3 points4 points ago

All the thugs are a pain in the ass that early on when you don't have appropriately modded weapons. But when you go back with a flaming axe or poisoned katana those bungalows are the shit.

[–]firex726 3 points4 points ago

I'm curious too... maybe minimal room to maneuver?

[–]testikron 15 points16 points ago

anything's better then that fucking jungle or the sewers.

[–]Fartmatic 6 points7 points ago

Yeah when you're in the damn boring sewer and see one of those fat bastards trying to barf all over you, you know you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]SeveredBanana 3 points4 points ago

City was worst for me. Hated that so much.

[–]testikron 3 points4 points ago

I know, especially if you wander into the quarantined zone just filled with the fast zombies.

[–]RothKyle 2 points3 points ago

Bare with me, I haven't played the game in a while so I don't remember what the different zombie types were names.

I personally thought it was difficult because whenever you got on those small, hard to manuver, tricky pathways, there was always one of those big brawler guys. He would knock me on my ass while three or four sprinters would run and kick me while I was down.

Maybe OP has the same opinion or not, but that's why I didn't like that area.

[–]Beardness 1 point2 points ago

i like to drive my truck around in that area. in the water.

[–]xrmb 41 points42 points ago

Anyone been there? Wonder how much a week there would set me back...

[–]count757 71 points72 points ago

$1100-$2200 USD per night. So, $8+k for a week.

[–]ankyle 62 points63 points ago

in other words, never going to happen :(

[–]imdrunkontea 21 points22 points ago

You could save $1k a year...in a decade you can go, with enough for lodging and airfare! :)

[–]ThisIsYourPenis 24 points25 points ago

In a decade the price will rise.

[–]glassy125 9 points10 points ago

and when the time finally comes and you have all that money you may think of other things you could spend such an amount of cash on

[–]captainbeardo 8 points9 points ago

Really high-end call girls?

[–]turlian 5 points6 points ago

I was there a decade ago for my honeymoon, and it was quite a bit cheaper.

[–]aesamattki 4 points5 points ago

Factor in meals and other expenses and just make it fifteen years.

[–]fliptonic 2 points3 points ago

But think about it, you saved for 8 years to only spend a week there?

[–]TerranRepublic 2 points3 points ago

Some guy asked in the comments if the prices were per week . ಠ_ಠ

[–]trekbette 6 points7 points ago

Was it worth it?

[–]iatecake 18 points19 points ago

Yes

[–]layendecker 15 points16 points ago

You are far more wealthy than I will ever be. Congratulations on spending it well.

[–]iatecake 15 points16 points ago

It was a honeymoon gift from my father-in-law.

[–]hampa9 3 points4 points ago

Not necessarily, he could have blown everything he had on that holiday.

[–]trepanning 5 points6 points ago

Haven't been there, but I checked just out of curiosity a while back and one plane ticket by itself was about $2,500.

[–]fa_cube_itch 4 points5 points ago

http://www.fourseasons.com/borabora/

There's a huge price range for all the different type "rooms".

[–]3321thec 2 points3 points ago

Not only have I been there, I stayed in the room that is 3rd farthest away on the left. It's pricy, but worth all of it.

Protip: There is amazing scuba diving

[–]sarah_t34 4 points5 points ago

I just looked it up on expedia, and it was 3430$ CDN for flight and hotel for an entire week, but I chose February as my dates because winter here during February.

[–]kevstev 3 points4 points ago

I honeymooned there- the whole trip w/ airfare was $12k. And we spent 5 days at the Hilton in Moorea, which was cheaper. Things are pretty pricey when you get there as well.

[–]Phapeu 31 points32 points ago

What kind of tiny-ass boat is that on the bottom left?

[–]horse_feathers 48 points49 points ago

it's actually a tiny ass-boat. does that answer your question?

[–]moosic 24 points25 points ago

My wife and I stayed at the Hilton Moorea which looks a lot like this place. Someone tried to break into our room while we were sleeping. ಠ_ಠ We had one of the best rooms, out as far as you could get with panoramic views. We went to bed early because it was windy and stormy, my wife woke me up and whispered that someone was trying to break into the room. I told her it was the wind and I tried to go back to bed. Five minutes later, I heard a noise and got up. I went over to the sliding door and there was a dude trying to jimmy our door lock. I whispered to my wife to leave the light off and call the front desk. She couldn't find the phone and when she finally did, dialing 0 did nothing. So I turned on the light and the dude jumped off the deck into his boat and motored away. The front desk didn't answer the first time we called. They finally answered the second time and said they would send security. The big fat security guy rolled up on a giant tricycle about 10 minutes later. We had to move off the over water huts, into the presidential suite because my wife was so freaked out.

I would go back in a second, it was the most amazing place I've ever been. Only 350,000 Hilton points. Hilton points have been significantly devalued in the last year, so we probably won't make it back. :(

http://www.google.com/search?q=moorea+hilton&hl=en&safe=active&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=yuBEUMX1DK_nigLvuoDACA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=644

[–]headzoo 9 points10 points ago

I would think there's less chance of having your water hut robbed than a regular hotel room. The one disadvantage to water huts though is the amount of time it would take security to respond to an incident, and I'm sure the crooks are plenty aware of how long it takes. You would think for $1,500 a night these places would have a "guest services" hut in the center of all the other huts, which would be staffed by a security guard. Response times would be seconds.

[–]iNerd 47 points48 points ago

So, where does the shit go...

[–]SteelGun 42 points43 points ago

There are pipes under the walk way. Its pumped into tanks which are shipped to processing on a different island, I believe.

[–]BCBUDDHA 24 points25 points ago

I was hoping i could just float in the water and watch as schools of fish nibble away at my poop as I birth it :(

[–]vervii 13 points14 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]BoreasBlack 3 points4 points ago

This is the first thing I thought of, besides "Damn, I wonder how many drunk fucks have fallen off that walkway."

[–]mr_mxy 11 points12 points ago

Time to save up for a trip to Bora Bora.

[–]abbott_costello 8 points9 points ago

I'm ashamed to ask this but isn't this the resort from Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

[–]chazysciota 5 points6 points ago

I'm ashamed to respond, but yes I believe so.

[–]dogfunky 6 points7 points ago

Sex happens there.

[–]WildSeven2 10 points11 points ago

Looks exactly like Kilika Island from Final Fantasy X.

[–]ArrogantPidgeon 14 points15 points ago

Am I the only one that was reminded of the Kashyyyk map from Battlefront?

[–]Salsher7 9 points10 points ago

All I saw was dead island

[–]Broseidons_Brocean 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, Four Seasons Hotel booking agent.

[–]GrinningPariah 5 points6 points ago

I bet they have shitty internet.

[–]Carl_Ivan_Drago 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, how can they expect us to go on Reddit all day out there?

[–]kovahdiin 6 points7 points ago

Dead Island tells me to stay away from places like this.

[–]Somnioblivio 1 point2 points ago

I must build this in Minecraft at once.

[–]Verbal272 5 points6 points ago

Stay in the diamond bungalows they said. Nobody will bother you they said.

[–]SmartAssX 1 point2 points ago

:P i can just see drunks falling in to the water constantly

[–]AutzenMattPK 2 points3 points ago

If you visit this place at the right time you may just be lucky enough to run into Xander Cage.

[–]RalphWasntHere 7 points8 points ago

blah blah dead island blah.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
After all the finals, I want to ditch the phone and go here. 8coms 10pts 3mos pics
Wow. Just bring the mojitos to cabin 4, thanks mate. 276coms 595pts 12mos pics
All hotels should look like this.... 8coms 22pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

Every damn time.

[–]refdxf 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the most reposted images of all time.

[–]shaggietv4 2 points3 points ago

DEAD ISLAND

[–]HurricaneFan13 2 points3 points ago

Those are the diamond bungalows of dead island

[–]NIUJager 1 point2 points ago

Looks like they put up rails recently. I wonder what asshole drown and ruined it for everyone.

[–]layendecker 0 points1 point ago

Do they sail you on little boats to the further 'rooms'? If I am a super-millionaire then bollocks am I walking all that way.

[–]The_Kommunist 0 points1 point ago

My sister is there right now for her honeymoon. Can't say im not jelly.

[–]JediMasterEvan5 1 point2 points ago

Seems they only have one season; delightful!

[–]vsalaka 0 points1 point ago

Trying to get the giant watermelon down that dock was a pain in the ass.

[–]Nomedboy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit...hate to stumble back to room drunk...

[–]wufwugy 0 points1 point ago

It's an ocean of Glacier Freeze Gatorade...

[–]itsbloodlustduh 1 point2 points ago

One of my professors use to manage this hotel. He said it was one of the nicest on the planet.

[–]worldalpha_com 0 points1 point ago

Thinking of going to Bora Bora, among other islands, next year for our 15th anniversary. A place like this looks like the perfect spot!

[–]hecgar 0 points1 point ago

theres an epic game of duck duck goose waiting to happen there on the circle at the end.

[–]40Ringz 0 points1 point ago

Pacifidlog Town!

[–]Mistajigglyfly 1 point2 points ago

My cousin just went there. Apparently the floors are completely glass so you can see all the fish.

[–]Hops_n_barley -1 points0 points ago

Is it expensive to visit?

[–]rburkh 0 points1 point ago

Funny how i just saw this in a line of pictures on pinterest!

[–]Skiggz13 0 points1 point ago

Is that a little boat? I would be all about that little boat.

[–]cool-md 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure I have watched an amateur porn video shot at this location, I will be looking for the link!

[–]codeonfire 0 points1 point ago

so if you happen to fall in at low tide you have to swim 500 yards back to shore.

[–]jokoon 1 point2 points ago

I'd get so bored

[–]ovi282 0 points1 point ago

WANT!WANT!WANT!

[–]lostpatrol -1 points0 points ago

Unlike Tora Bora, the Four Seasons hotel of Al Qaeda.

[–]my_nan_is_boss 1 point2 points ago

Zombies. Zombies everywhere.

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

looks like a computer graphic more than a photo of an actual place for some reason.

[–]13timmeh -1 points0 points ago

nope, its on DI fuck this place

[–]MrTacoMan 0 points1 point ago

I've been there. It's just as picturesque in real life but it is as hot as almighty fuck.

[–]Greasy_Animal 0 points1 point ago

I would fall off that thing every night going back to my room drunk

[–]HANDBALL_IS_AWESOME 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would bang .. eehh book

[–]ThisIsYourPenis 0 points1 point ago

There are no railings. I trust they have a lifeguard on duty to rescue drunken guests that make a splash.

[–]BroganTheBoss 0 points1 point ago

$

[–]altoid55 0 points1 point ago

I want to go to there

[–]codyfraguero 0 points1 point ago

i want to go to bora bora so bad

[–]STylerMLmusic -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey That's not Bora Bora. That's clearly Banoi.

[–]proteus91 -1 points0 points ago

island of Banoi...

[–]Watchyomouth 0 points1 point ago

Why would you show me something I will never be able to afford?! Why?!

[–]ahundreddollarbills 0 points1 point ago

In case anyone is wondering, they are about $1200 USD per night and the prices go higher.

Four Seasons Bora Bora site

[–]JuzPwn 1 point2 points ago

Dead island's headquarters.

[–]wisenheimer 0 points1 point ago

I need a vacation from seeing this fucking photo one more time.

[–]ghrarhg 0 points1 point ago

you mean dead island...

[–]nonatal 0 points1 point ago

So much for getting drunk and going back to your hotel room.

[–]biggyb92 0 points1 point ago

The perfect scene of dead island

[–]Pseudophobic 0 points1 point ago

Dead Island cabanas.

[–]ToulouseMaster 0 points1 point ago

so much sex. There is nothing else to do.

[–]Rexx1990 0 points1 point ago

looks much better when there are no Zombies.

[–]travelersfolly 0 points1 point ago

So that's where Dead Island is set.

[–]milin 0 points1 point ago

Where does all the stool go?

[–]undeadpenguin 0 points1 point ago

Dead island...

[–]touriste 0 points1 point ago

I see a lack of zombies here

[–]johnnycake95 -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of dead island

[–]KurtCoBANE 0 points1 point ago

The island of Banoi*

[–]MisterWalrus 0 points1 point ago

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH CHAMPAGNE! champagne, give it to me baby!

[–]hoo29 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted to go here ever since I saw xXx.

[–]jinthecity 0 points1 point ago

Wow

[–]suchwell 0 points1 point ago

Must. Go.

[–]Geddy7 0 points1 point ago

Dead Island.

NOPE.

[–]XarissaM 0 points1 point ago

Will somebody please take me here?

[–]Atopersa 0 points1 point ago

Two words: Dead Island

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

Seems they've found a way to build a massive hotel on a small island. Well, at least it's somewhat sympathetic to the local surroundings I guess.

[–]amazingpombear 0 points1 point ago

I believe Kim Kardashian had a holiday here.

[–]T0PHER911 0 points1 point ago

This reminds of Dead Island. A lot.

[–]GouldyBear 0 points1 point ago

lolol

[–]Josmeister 0 points1 point ago

my parents quite enjoyed this one

[–]jimmytruelove 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person to notice that some/all of this is CGI? Look at the area near the ridiculously small boat on the left hand-side.

[–]Uppercut58 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that's a long walk to the breakfast buffet.

[–]Karwano 0 points1 point ago

Dead Island anyone ?

[–]Anem8r 0 points1 point ago

Guess I know where I'm going.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

In case of fire: swim or you're fucked.

[–]5skandas 0 points1 point ago

I believe the Kardashians have stayed here.

[–]Dexiro 0 points1 point ago

Are people saying this is similar to Dead Island or that this is Dead Island? Because I'm almost entirely sure this is CG.

[–]thepoetfromoz 0 points1 point ago

My cousin and his fiancee won a trip there when they went to a bridal convention. They say it's even more beautiful than the pictures.

[–]Tatorhead 0 points1 point ago

I am fairly certain the Kardashians stayed here.

[–]shackdeezy 0 points1 point ago

looks like Dead Island to me.. I'll take my money and go elsewhere.

[–]ninjacucumber 1 point2 points ago

Super Mario Sunshine

[–]TommieTheTurd 0 points1 point ago

Dead Island?

[–]FameOverFortune 0 points1 point ago

Imagine walking home drunk...

[–]VaselineGroove 0 points1 point ago

I work in room service at a 5 star hotel. fuck everything about hiking trays of food and bottles of champagne down these 'boardwalks'

[–]Kauii 0 points1 point ago

this is my dream vacation spot.

[–]patrick721 0 points1 point ago

Just checked - if I wanted to stay there tonight it'd be 2000 dollars US

[–]citizencooke 0 points1 point ago

Are the Dead Island hotel suites based off of this?

[–]TrizzyG 0 points1 point ago

Is that a boat?

In the bottom left?

[–]Slaave -1 points0 points ago

Been there and I prefer Hawaii over Tahiti.

[–]idlesurfer 0 points1 point ago

Where does the poop go?

[–]WhatTheFugue 0 points1 point ago

Cost per day?

[–]subatomiccrepe 0 points1 point ago

this looks like the dead island beach.....

[–]DeweyIsOverrated 1 point2 points ago

Dead Island, anyone?

[–]Hllblzr310 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine this hotel is pleasant in more than one season.

[–]PROLIMIT 1 point2 points ago

I think this place was in Dead Island.

[–]Allaphon 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the famous Forty Reposts Hotel - R Pics. we know it well.

title comnts points age /r/
Crystalline Turquoise Lake, Jiuzhaigou National Park, China 3coms 1pt 2hrs pics
After all the finals, I want to ditch the phone and go here. 8coms 10pts 3mos pics
Wow. Just bring the mojitos to cabin 4, thanks mate. 276coms 595pts 12mos pics
All hotels should look like this.... 8coms 22pts 1yr pics

[–]matter_matters 0 points1 point ago

I'm I the only one who saw this and imagined being a Wookie with a laser crossbow?

[–]gr3n3gsnsam[!] 0 points1 point ago

where the richest people of the world come to forget about the poorest people of the world

[–]EnigmaMac 0 points1 point ago

shopped

[–]MrKino 0 points1 point ago

Don't let Sin find out about this place.

[–]Bootsanator 0 points1 point ago

First thing I imagine is noisy sex disturbing the other guests.

[–]Tayfoon 0 points1 point ago

Really nice. btw hows the internet connection down there?

[–]Tarconus 0 points1 point ago

Just once in my life I want to go on a tropical vacation, that's all I really want out of this crazy trip.

[–]total_looser 0 points1 point ago

truth be told -- in moorea at the pearl resort, the middle set of overwater bungalows is on the edge of the channel. so you can stand on the back porch, and dive into a channel full of tropical fish. this is the best thing. once you experience this, you realize these shallow water bungalows are barely better than the ones from the beach.

[–]Exedous 0 points1 point ago

NIGGA WE AT THE FO SEASONS!

[–]seanlikessubaru 0 points1 point ago

but... do they have internet?

[–]beabea51423 1 point2 points ago

Anyone thinking pokemon Pacifilodge

[–]vell_o 0 points1 point ago

DEAD ISLAND,FUCK YOU.

[–]Cakestep 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Dead Island.

[–]remomomo 0 points1 point ago

Dead island anyone??

[–]Bossanova10 0 points1 point ago

I need a vacation...

[–]Zobmies 0 points1 point ago

Just over $4,700 USD per night.

[–]tmorel 0 points1 point ago

As someone that went to bora bora i can say that is one of the most beautiful places in the world.