this post was submitted on
1,466 points (58% like it)
5,092 up votes 3,626 down votes

funny

subscribe2,545,212 readers

12,701 users here now

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 77 comments

[–]maniacalxmatt 39 points40 points ago

Oh hamburgers.

[–]terrible_memes 8 points9 points ago

Oh well, when I get to Bennigan's and have a blue-cheese chipotle burger, I'll forget all about my - my dad bein' queer and my mom tryin' to kill me.

[–]xXLachy97Xx -1 points0 points ago

Oh my Goodness, Oh my Dayum.... It comes in ham

[–]CroatoaScribbler 11 points12 points ago

That mans balls saved that kids face. If the guy wouldn't have side stepped in the beginning the rocket would have nailed that kids face.

[–]Redkevin25 0 points1 point ago

I am going to hell for laughing to this

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

You were going to hell anyways

[–]Thegoldengnome 3 points4 points ago

That thing is like a homing missile aimed for his balls no matter where he went that was going to happen

[–]kngof9ex 3 points4 points ago

Poor kid knew it too, he was the only one backing away before the launch.

[–]Geschan 4 points5 points ago

The Missile preys on fear!

[–]xampl9 0 points1 point ago

Fear-seeking missile.

[–]readonlyuser 25 points26 points ago

A missle, huh? Is that anything like a missile?

[–]Scopolamina[S] 38 points39 points ago

mis·sile/ˈmisəl/

Noun: An object that is forcibly propelled at a target, by hand or mechanically.

EDIT: I'm an idiot.

[–]valarmorghulis 31 points32 points ago

Guided Missle [gif]

Missle

ssle

sl

[–]Scopolamina[S] 52 points53 points ago

Oh god...

[–]necrons_ftw 30 points31 points ago

God can't help you now.

[–]Whitestrake 3 points4 points ago

Can the Necrons help me now?

[–]Okamifujutsu 1 point2 points ago

Only if by "help" you mean "eviscerate my body and wear it as a warning to others".

[–]AATroop 0 points1 point ago

[–]lilgreenrosetta 5 points6 points ago

In Dutch a cruise missile is a 'kruisraket' which also means 'crotch rocket'.

[–]WimscleStranger 6 points7 points ago

It's obviously a meat seeking missile

[–]NvKKcL 0 points1 point ago

As a dutch, this made me laugh twice as hard

[–]homelessnesses 1 point2 points ago

is that like being a butch?

[–]chrysrobyn 1 point2 points ago

The hair is the same, but instead of combat boots, wooden shoes.

[–]CamilloBrillo 0 points1 point ago

My mouth shrinks reading that

[–]jsmithftw 1 point2 points ago

You can tell Grandpa fought in the big war boys! Didn't even flinch.

[–]pickup_thepieces 3 points4 points ago

What is this, /r/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos ?

[–]emilyishungry 3 points4 points ago

I love that the old guy with his hands on his hips doesn't give a shit.

[–]monkyjojo234 0 points1 point ago

not one shit

[–]munnyfish 2 points3 points ago

poor brian. takes a few steps back but still gets nailed.

[–]ComeHereOften7 1 point2 points ago

This week on: OW MY BALLS!!!

[–]hexy_bits 0 points1 point ago

When are kids going to learn that if the center of pressure is higher than the center of mass, the rocket has no potential for stable flight? I mean come on.

[–]wolfmann -1 points0 points ago

That was obviously the next lesson. The first was f=ma

[–]ProfessorWoland 0 points1 point ago

I want a video. Does anyone know where to find it?

[–]RyanDuffman 0 points1 point ago

It's a heat seeking missile, seeking the hottest thing there, a teenager's pants

[–]OptimusRye 0 points1 point ago

or a fag seeking missile...

[–]DaBouse 0 points1 point ago

The missile looks like a bird right before it nails the dude in the nuts.

[–]bryster 1 point2 points ago

i love how the guy started backing up at first, acting like it wasn't a good idea.

[–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

Right in the balltwoskis.

[–]Spily 1 point2 points ago

I like how he is the only one backing up before the launch. That will teach him.

[–]preske 1 point2 points ago

7 hours and no videosource?

[–]alucard_3501 0 points1 point ago

HA! I can't stop watching it!

[–]kerradeph 1 point2 points ago

something like this happened when I was in elementary school. we had a guy come in that was teaching us about rocketry and part of that was bringing in some model rockets. one of them the engine didn't go in properly or something and so when it was launched, it veered and flew towards our class. one of the guys in the class just absent-mindedly reached up, grabbed it, turned it back towards the field and let go. I was standing a little bit behind him and saw this and just thought "how that fuck did you just do that"

[–]ujelly_fish -1 points0 points ago

I think this video was originally on America's Funniest Home Videos.

[–]codylc -1 points0 points ago

Damn it Scopolamina, how are you so fucking good at Reddit?

You have way too many of my upvotes.

[–]D-DayDodger -1 points0 points ago

Same thing happened to me just with a firework instead. A big ass one.

[–]Nymaz -1 points0 points ago

Big or not, if it was an ass one, I'd say it was 180 degrees from what happened here.

[–]D-DayDodger -1 points0 points ago

Touché, Salesman...

[–]AhFuuuu -1 points0 points ago

And it's gone!

[–]Lostkalamari -1 points0 points ago

Wow, how something from AFV makes it to 1100+ upvotes years later astounds me

[–]Jonny_Watts -1 points0 points ago

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS SHIT ON A BASEBALL FIELD, YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAND BACK IN THE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED DUGOUT

[–]Desando -1 points0 points ago

The one guy who was backing up got hit in the balls...

[–]unkemt -1 points0 points ago

Definitely ballsed that one up

[–]smalltownofgods -1 points0 points ago

I love how he was backing up also.

[–]Leprechaun_18 -1 points0 points ago

I have a feeling this man was not meant to reproduce. This was the universe taking action.

[–]snammel -1 points0 points ago

WARNING: Bottle rockets can detect fear. Stand perfectly still so as not to alarm them.

[–]Unexpectedfart -1 points0 points ago

i like how how first guy to step back is the one that gets hit. lol

[–]blackbelt352 -1 points0 points ago

This is a really old one, I remember when they showed this clip of America's Funniest Home Videos.

[–]kaa15 -1 points0 points ago

took a second to load. I thought "someone's crotch is done for. Was not disappointed

[–]arcticwolf91 -1 points0 points ago

Bad luck Brian.

[–]RussianPie -1 points0 points ago

I remember this! :D oh AFV, that was great as a child

[–]lukesmith44 -1 points0 points ago

Crotch rocket

[–]MotherHugger -1 points0 points ago

Crotch Rocket!

[–]sunnybrookmusic -1 points0 points ago

I like that he's already backing away like he knows it's coming. I'm watching this over and over an over

[–]jesperc20 0 points1 point ago

Old guy standing stil either has nerves of steel or really, really bad reflexes.

[–]Thegoldengnome -1 points0 points ago

That thing is like a homing missile aimed for his balls no matter where he went that was going to happen

[–]OverloadedConstructo 1 point2 points ago

must've been some advanced program to able to identify penis, being covered in pants, and no minimum firing range.

[–]Nymaz 1 point2 points ago

And yet there are some who say we are spending to much on our modern military. NASA may have gave us tang, but the crotch-seeking rocket technology was purely a USAF spinoff.

[–]DrewPnuts 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]Xceptionall -4 points-3 points ago

If it makes me LoL it gets a ^

[–]momadeen -2 points-1 points ago

MERICANS

[–]feckineejit -1 points0 points ago

Murr'cans

[–]VERYSANE 0 points1 point ago

Misguided missile

[–]bafta 0 points1 point ago

I can guess how you pronounce missile,as a lot of Americans do, that the second i doesn't exist

[–]gerntoronto 0 points1 point ago

I love how he's the one guy actually taking steps back, in fear of what is about to transpire.

The Missile could smell the fear.

[–]GH_ONE -1 points0 points ago

that missile hit another missile

[–]teuast -1 points0 points ago

That looks a hell of a lot like my old middle school. Any info on where this was taken?

[–]pantsonfire123 0 points1 point ago

ACQUIRING PENIS...PENIS ACQUIRED: LAUNCH