Got this in a text from my ex today... I haven't spoken to her in two years.

kestert · 2012-09-03T12:05:28+00:00

Just to ask the obvious: Is this a picture of your ex?

drunk_otter · 2012-09-03T13:51:19+00:00

Mm-Mmm - Momma's got some cheese for that cracker.

beefjuice · 2012-09-03T16:18:35+00:00

I think this is the only logical response.

MartieRizer · 2012-09-03T13:40:38+00:00

She was drunk.

Metjoeblack · 2012-09-03T12:27:19+00:00

That is her gay friend that she told everything about you to. Text her back and get that guys digits. He's a keeper

Kappz · 2012-09-03T16:46:27+00:00

Calling bullshit.

_tomfoolery · 2012-09-03T16:08:40+00:00

After seeing this i had to send it to my boyfriend just to fuck with him.

northkato · 2012-09-03T16:52:57+00:00

must resist urge to send to my ex.

Knotritenaou · 2012-09-03T16:18:23+00:00

If you didn't put the word "her" in your title, I wouldn't have laughed so hard

jxk · 2012-09-03T15:07:23+00:00

I can only assume you immediately proposed to her

Chucknorris1975 · 2012-09-03T12:10:41+00:00

It rubs the lotion on its skin

miguelon · 2012-09-03T16:40:17+00:00

Back in my day, you couldn't send images in a text.

Kingsize_slim · 2012-09-03T16:26:35+00:00

She's nice can i have her number :)

rapmachinenodiggidy · 2012-09-03T12:10:44+00:00

marry that girl.

Kristyyyyyyy · 2012-09-03T13:18:40+00:00

Wife that woman. Stat.

jmathrockthepath · 2012-09-03T16:54:12+00:00

Text her back immediately. That girl's a keeper.

nitcanavan · 2012-09-03T16:53:27+00:00

It's definitely a trap.

ugly-ogre · 2012-09-03T16:59:28+00:00

What did you respond?

ABCdelicious · 2012-09-03T17:05:40+00:00

Your username makes me nauseous.

Berry2Droid · 2012-09-03T17:07:37+00:00

I think she has had a few life changes. She clearly needs your um... support

smooth80 · 2012-09-03T17:09:27+00:00

sweet leg-warmers !

chriswinnett · 2012-09-03T17:20:24+00:00

Why does this look like one of my friends dad? Op

Zcypot · 2012-09-03T17:28:26+00:00

Hit it and quit it. Did that before i started dating my now current wife. No regrets.

accountnotfound2 · 2012-09-03T17:30:07+00:00

So you know your ex is still gay. Go get him boy.

wackybaccy · 2012-09-03T17:31:35+00:00

She's...umm....NOPE.

ScRuFfYzZz · 2012-09-03T17:34:18+00:00

Redditor for one day, seems legit.

donkeyballZEE · 2012-09-03T17:35:39+00:00

SEXY TIME IN 3...2...1....GO!

Baked_Otter · 2012-09-03T17:37:09+00:00

Why the fuck does that look like my dad.

ANBU_Spectre · 2012-09-03T17:39:21+00:00

My, she sure is.....handsome.

scorpio242 · 2012-09-03T17:42:46+00:00

I'm worried now, that man looks like my dad when I was younger

sirbeast · 2012-09-03T17:44:44+00:00

Remember WHY she is your ex, and keep those close at heart. You don't want to make the same mistake twice!

zzt711 · 2012-09-03T17:44:49+00:00

Interesting.. So when you guys broke up before who initiated it and for what reason?

I'm curious what goes on in a female ex's head when contacting someone they've been broken up with after years. I've had this happen to me twice (I broke things off and it was a 6 and 8 year gap!).

KitsuneRagnell · 2012-09-03T17:46:49+00:00

She wants the dick

omgdracula · 2012-09-03T17:52:24+00:00

Wow she must have really set herself go!

Lonelyguy1 · 2012-09-03T17:58:05+00:00

I'm almost physically sick but mostly terrified because this looks very similar to my mom's ex-husband. shutters Only nightmares tonight... sigh

boneblood77 · 2012-09-03T18:04:42+00:00

LongJohnSilverspoon · 2012-09-03T18:08:10+00:00

BONE HER

holy_monkeys · 2012-09-03T18:15:02+00:00

Pretty sure you need to take her back now.

Recon0212 · 2012-09-03T18:15:03+00:00

If there's something I learned recently, if you don't have any hard feelings, speak to her. You never know when she may be gone.

GoopPie · 2012-09-03T18:47:25+00:00

Fuk'n saved.

Rockabellabaker · 2012-09-03T18:53:09+00:00

Upvoting because of your username. I now know I'm a Redditor because I recognize the name from a story in a thread from the other day. Makes me feel gooooood.

gordonfreemn · 2012-09-03T18:59:48+00:00

This reminds me.. I had a one weeks quick 'thing' with a girl, then she realized I'm not the one for me, and pretty much right away also realized I really wasn't even that into her. I don't see her in months and never think about her. Then suddenly about six months later I get a text message, saying "I'm sorry.", nothing else. I roflcopterlolmaomfad pretty hard.

Pwinbutt · 2012-09-03T19:10:53+00:00

I have been through this. This is your ex trying to tell you that they are undergoing a very special transformation. It is never pretty.

sunfistkid · 2012-09-03T19:15:13+00:00

Is it necessary to guzzle cum? I imagine it would be the only way to take it in given (what i would think to be) its distinct flavor?

Either way, it would amount, I would think, to either a collection of cum over several months and/or a submission of cum by several suitors. Perhaps this gentleman is a potential option?

MEANMAN333 · 2012-09-03T19:20:32+00:00

My eyes....what has been seen can not be unseen.

momosauky · 2012-09-03T17:12:58+00:00

scientist: sergeant you are going to have to come look at this.

sergeant: what is it.

scientist: look at the bullshit reader, it is at no fucking way this is actually a text he got.

sergeant: dear god, get the president on the line.

Max_Beezly · 2012-09-03T16:51:01+00:00

You better reply and go get yourself some pussy.

da_man_made_of_bread · 2012-09-03T17:26:13+00:00

An NSFW tag would be nice.

Dr_Packenwood · 2012-09-03T17:28:07+00:00

That's the ugliest Canadian I've ever seen.

atx00 · 2012-09-03T17:06:44+00:00

Send her a picture of your new girlfriends tits and tell her to fuck off. That's what I'd do. Then again I'm an asshole to ex-girlfriends. They're exes for a reason.

letskeepitanonymous · 2012-09-03T17:18:50+00:00

That's a HER?

WTF

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