Bert and Ernie, in the flesh (warning, may ruin your childhood)

TheHFIC · 2012-09-03T13:27:57+00:00

They look like extras from the Garbage Pail Kids movie back in the day

M80IW · 2012-09-03T13:34:48+00:00

Bert looks like Dave Hester from Storage Wars.

Deracination · 2012-09-03T13:32:23+00:00

These comments are terrible.

WereDaWiteWimminAt · 2012-09-03T12:40:08+00:00

This didn't affect my childhood whatsoever.

adnamaxo · 2012-09-03T16:45:14+00:00

If anyone wants a legitimate backstory.... Bert is my best friend's boyfriend. He makes pharmaceutical models for a living. They were basically showcasing their talent at Dragon*Con.

ISwearThisIsOriginal · 2012-09-03T13:25:22+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/FmlXJ.gif

chickenplucka · 2012-09-03T14:55:49+00:00

Bert has a disappointing lack of monobrow

wookielad · 2012-09-03T15:50:44+00:00

Someone call Dick Tracy and tell him there's been a prison breakout.

mike808hawaii · 2012-09-03T07:43:03-07:00

Were they pantsless with hands stuck up their butts?

vidrenz · 2012-09-03T10:38:34+00:00

They look gorgeous.

Carnifax66 · 2012-09-03T14:51:20+00:00

I knew I saw this. This is from DragonCon. One of the people (either Bert or Ernie) tweeted Steve Yeun aka Glen from The Walking Dead earlier.

https://twitter.com/steveyeun/status/242352015353712640

drabe1 · 2012-09-03T14:00:02+00:00

look like inbreds from wrong turn

sleepdeprivedtechie · 2012-09-03T13:26:05+00:00

Saw these guys in the parade! They were creepy and very well done!

photo · 2012-09-03T16:00:48+00:00

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Maledocling · 2012-09-03T16:25:49+00:00

this is from dragoncon

sonofobadiah · 2012-09-03T15:50:47+00:00

This is from Dragon Con convention, in Atlanta - and yes they were creepy as fuck

amyhunger · 2012-09-03T15:37:50+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Ko6SW.gif

McBlaster · 2012-09-03T13:24:24+00:00

Their hands look so young. It must be all that lotion from fapping.

HammerAttack · 2012-09-03T16:00:29+00:00

They went through all that makeup, but then didn't get the exactly right shirts? ... and they can't even get a real Rubber Ducky?! Fuck these guys forever.

withbeard · 2012-09-03T15:56:22+00:00

Quick, get them some drums! A-one and a-two and a-chicka booma chick!

avenlanzer · 2012-09-03T16:00:34+00:00

Aww.. they make such a cute couple.

s1ack · 2012-09-03T09:01:49-07:00

Looks like Stallone's mother and Martin Scorsese.

IamTooDamHigh · 2012-09-03T16:11:20+00:00

Ouch, right in the childhood.

ichillax · 2012-09-03T16:30:59+00:00

NSFC (not safe for childhood)

thisismyredditacct · 2012-09-03T16:33:17+00:00

This is what the internet is for.

HatefulImp · 2012-09-03T16:34:24+00:00

I.

Am.

Creeped.

Out!

ChocChipWaffles · 2012-09-03T16:35:18+00:00

Correction

TakebeSogu · 2012-09-03T16:39:52+00:00

That rubber ducky is the most repulsive looking thing on the face of the Earth.

agorby00 · 2012-09-03T16:51:00+00:00

So much time spent on details, and yet Bert does not have his paperclip collection. sigh

SiddTheNayak · 2012-09-03T16:55:41+00:00

I think I need to hang myself.

JTrumbule · 2012-09-03T17:01:35+00:00

I want to unsee this so bad

lizardwizardboy97 · 2012-09-03T10:04:58-07:00

this extra very much big mistake problem....... why am make this enter??? suck..BAD.......BAD

trog21 · 2012-09-03T17:05:54+00:00

those are two college friends of mine, they made those prostectics.

RickRussellTX · 2012-09-03T10:08:14-07:00

That's an awful lot of effort to go to, and screw up Ernie's shirt so badly.

Tannon34 · 2012-09-03T17:10:46+00:00

I can feel my childhood dying....

vivvav · 2012-09-03T17:11:33+00:00

Weird.

etx313 · 2012-09-03T10:12:03-07:00

Can't unsee. :(

baby_cakes12 · 2012-09-03T17:13:59+00:00

It looks like Sloth with glasses.... HEY YOU GUYS!!!

smooth80 · 2012-09-03T10:14:49-07:00

Anyone else so turned on right now? anyone,anyone?

Meany_McJerkface · 2012-09-03T17:16:58+00:00

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

no1basebal · 2012-09-03T10:22:31-07:00

I talked to them at dragon con. They were really chill and didn't say much

nhlcyclesophist · 2012-09-03T17:24:02+00:00

Still the ugliest gay couple ever.

RzK · 2012-09-03T17:25:02+00:00

How can it ruin my childhood if my childhood already happened!?

Peekee · 2012-09-03T17:28:27+00:00

aaaaannnnnd it did.

AlchemiXXI · 2012-09-03T17:35:04+00:00

This didn't ruin my childhood, but it'll fuel my nightmares for the next year or so.

Marceline523 · 2012-09-03T17:38:01+00:00

This isn't that bad, I've seen a much worse one of ernie

vjab0420 · 2012-09-03T17:39:17+00:00

Why does Ernie have some sort of Glasgow Smile going on?

onlynickleft · 2012-09-03T17:39:34+00:00

Why are they wearing costumes made of human flesh?

kent_eh · 2012-09-03T10:41:43-07:00

Bert looks more like Zippy

TheMartinConan · 2012-09-03T17:45:55+00:00

Why do people say that things "ruin" their childhood? It can't be tainted unless your childhood was a lie.

chrunchy · 2012-09-03T18:06:56+00:00

At least they weren't fucking.

mixgenio · 2012-09-03T18:33:44+00:00

Bert, you're shouting again...

writerat · 2012-09-03T18:43:14+00:00

found their blog

http://paintstainsandfumes.blogspot.com/

StompClapMike · 2012-09-03T18:54:35+00:00

Oh snap! I know those guys.

udders · 2012-09-03T18:56:23+00:00

This may be the most fucked up thing I've seen all day, and I looked at the pictures of the guy who tripped in the sauna.

tropicSupreme · 2012-09-03T19:00:02+00:00

That is a fucking nightmare.

palalab · 2012-09-03T19:01:03+00:00

I'll just leave this here

myjobsux7 · 2012-09-03T19:08:01+00:00

Damn bert and ernie are old as fuckk

ColonelDredd · 2012-09-03T19:31:25+00:00

How did they make those? Is that a mask or some sort of pancake makeup application?

Yolosucks15 · 2012-09-03T19:55:23+00:00

I cannot unsee what i just saw

BuddyCo · 2012-09-03T19:56:11+00:00

As long as they wait until the lights are out and we're at commercial to make out, nothing ruined today.

sebaz · 2012-09-03T20:16:19+00:00

...directed by Tim Burton.

bobaa · 2012-09-03T20:23:50+00:00

Only one thing truly frightening here. What the fuck happened to Ernie's ducky?

Librarina86 · 2012-09-03T21:02:07+00:00

Sat across from them on MARTA this weekend. DragonCon decimated my childhood...

int3rwebz3 · 2012-09-03T21:10:53+00:00

What the dick?

OccamsCat · 2012-09-03T21:20:27+00:00

Ernie looks like he has Joker scars.

rectus_dominus · 2012-09-03T21:21:49+00:00

It's a shame that in 2012 these guys were still never able to get married.

Wolligepoes · 2012-09-03T22:06:56+00:00

Hey Brt! Hey Brt! There's a banana in my ars! Neau Ernie, Thats me.

TheTalkingCamelAnus · 2012-09-03T22:31:28+00:00

I immediately thought this would be a gay sex thing. Relieved.

dbtoppers · 2012-09-03T22:33:54+00:00

I thought Ween had retired.

momster · 2012-09-03T22:39:57+00:00

My original Bert and Ernie

spink00 · 2012-09-03T22:56:58+00:00

Aaaaand it's gone.

juhesihcaaa · 2012-09-03T15:24:06+00:00

This isn't really WTF. I think it's pretty badass. The make up work is amazing.

TheBoy88 · 2012-09-03T15:32:10+00:00

How can that be the real Bert, when he's right here!?

feor1300 · 2012-09-03T15:34:50+00:00

They did not age well.

Though I think Adam Savage should talk Jamie into getting a hold of these costumes and joining him for AdamIncognito next Comicon. :)

dankability · 2012-09-03T15:55:39+00:00

I think the guy dressed as Bert might be the creepy old dude from the Six Flags commercials.

PLPintheNYC · 2012-09-03T10:07:41+00:00

Horse-Badorties · 2012-09-03T14:46:14+00:00

Bert's unibrow has undergone mitosis.

amp138 · 2012-09-03T14:51:04+00:00

I am so over this

HammerOfJustice · 2012-09-03T14:41:15+00:00

Were they naked from the waist down? That would have ben worse.

ARedFez · 2012-09-03T15:05:46+00:00

Tom Baker?

Aspirations49 · 2012-09-03T15:10:13+00:00

I was expecting porn.

jonbowen · 2012-09-03T15:11:16+00:00

I knew they were gay!

spameggsspamandspam · 2012-09-03T15:14:26+00:00

That's not their real hair.

Exctmonk · 2012-09-03T15:15:59+00:00

Do they start making out in the rest of the set?

RavenSekhmet · 2012-09-03T15:22:46+00:00

I see op was at dragoncon

DawnOfTheTruth · 2012-09-03T08:28:18-07:00

Why did this remind me of Cheech and Chong?

PaladinSato · 2012-09-03T15:29:06+00:00

If I saw them in real life I would grab my kids and go far away.

confirmed44 · 2012-09-03T08:30:25-07:00

Are these actual people or are they wearing makeup?

babums · 2012-09-03T15:35:16+00:00

They look like they live in Halloweentown.

inmate655321 · 2012-09-03T15:37:43+00:00

Bert and Ernie in the flesh fixed.png)

LudwigVanLobster · 2012-09-03T08:53:37-07:00

Wow, that's even worse than this...

nuggetbarrel · 2012-09-03T15:55:28+00:00

Why are they really old looking?

boids · 2012-09-03T16:14:33+00:00

dude fuck yea those look like some cool as neighbors

aftermath966 · 2012-09-03T17:06:12+00:00

They look like burn victims.

AgewithRage · 2012-09-03T10:12:31+00:00

That's about how I imagined them.

On acid.

naikrovek · 2012-09-03T16:32:10+00:00

None of you know what a "ruined childhood" is. a TMNT movie wouldn't ruin a childhood. A Transformers movie wouldn't ruin a childhood.

Let me tell you a few things that ruin childhood:

daily sexual abuse as a child
daily verbal abuse as a child
daily physical abuse as a child

A picture of two people dressed up as Bert & Ernie DOES NOT ruin anyone's childhood, and you're taking away from those who ACTUALLY have ruined childhoods because you're trying to be fake-dramatic.

Fucking knock it off. All of you.

R3M_X · 2012-09-03T14:51:02+00:00

Reminded me of jackass.

xActaAD · 2012-09-03T08:06:39-07:00

I was expecting an Asian person...

Nico00 · 2012-09-03T15:09:12+00:00

why didn't they just get a normal rubber duck?

actinonn · 2012-09-03T15:25:12+00:00

Ernie is Matt Smith?

Gabenisafatasshole · 2012-09-03T11:12:39+00:00

BURN THEM.

TheWDM · 2012-09-03T14:27:48+00:00

Ohhhh that's what they were. They scared me in person.

quantumsheep · 2012-09-03T14:56:58+00:00

My childhood! Why would you do this? Why?!?

mowin1 · 2012-09-03T17:13:46+00:00

These guys did an awesome job. Their names are Jay Maloney (Ernie) and Joe Daft (Bert).

talixx · 2012-09-03T15:53:45+00:00

they look like villains you might find in Gotham

WTF

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