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[–]jansenvt 322 points323 points ago

If you zoom in further there are small strawberries on each pear.

[–]wanderlvst 108 points109 points ago

That's fucked up dude

[–]Derwos 23 points24 points ago

ewwww, strawberriiieess!!!

[–]suicidemachine 44 points45 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]Jakeyh 53 points54 points ago

If you zoom in strawberries will a pear.

[–]RedditHasBeenCoopted 10 points11 points ago

Mandelbrot.

[–]Carlsagansboro 1 point2 points ago

Exactly.

[–]EatShmitAndDie 17 points18 points ago

It's strawberries and pears all the way down.

[–]strong_grey_hero 4 points5 points ago

Zoom in and enhance!

[–]grammer_polize 3 points4 points ago

fractal fruit fest

[–]baller168 14 points15 points ago

Fruitception?

[–]DaClems 9 points10 points ago

Damn it. I came here especially to post that! My originality is fading like a polaroid of Marty McFly...

[–]MKUltra2011 5 points6 points ago

D: Great Scott!

[–]johadalin 3 points4 points ago

god damn it you stole my comment! screw you and your equal wit and 5 hour head start! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]foregoneconclusion 2 points3 points ago

what happens if you go further than that?

[–]mathetesc 0 points1 point ago

META

[–]chang45 1 point2 points ago

Are there a bunch of pears on each of those strawberries?

[–]AguyWithflippyHair 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm not too ashamed to say I tried...

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 1 point2 points ago

[–]jandalofdoom 109 points110 points ago

This is actually how pears are grown, on giant strawberries.

/Calvin's Dad's Explanation

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]quazimoto69 31 points32 points ago

Looks more like chicken legs (drumsticks) than pears, maybe that's just me.

[–]taueln[S] 40 points41 points ago

I think of a fucked up version of the matrix, where the pears are like humans trapped in a red goo.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 5 points6 points ago

Whoa.

[–]Halofit 4 points5 points ago

That was my first thought too.

For reference kind of like this

[–]SatchmoPhipps 0 points1 point ago

MMM, DELICIOUS

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

You just made pears really attractive to me.

[–]bitemybubbles 55 points56 points ago

The strawberry is not the fruit. The strawberry seeds are the fruit.

[–]BorkyBorky 11 points12 points ago

The strawbeery is an aggregate accessory fruit and the seeds are contained in achenes.

[–]shemperdoodle 13 points14 points ago

Actually strawberries are an accessory fruit, things like blackberries and raspberries are aggregate fruits.

[–]ococody 9 points10 points ago

Borky is right; it's both.

Aggregate accessory fruit.

[–]legumee 2 points3 points ago

wot! am only eating the seeds from now on.

[–]LFfusion 18 points19 points ago

I hope I'm not gonna sound like the know-it-all of the situation, but just so you know those little seeds are the actual fruits of the strawberry plant :D the red fleshy part is the so-called accessory fruit! so it makes it even cooler ^^

[–]saymyname999 2 points3 points ago

So there is a seed in each 'seed'? Yo dawg...

[–]ubomw 70 points71 points ago

Hummmmmm, strawberries.

[–]yelnatz 19 points20 points ago

SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

[–]SupermanV2 4 points5 points ago

Best I can do is one.

[–]Qwestions 35 points36 points ago

I'D LOVE TO BE THAT STRAWBERRY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[–]Quakespeare 62 points63 points ago

I HAVE NO IDEA; PLEASE ELABORATE

[–]TheMattAttack 43 points44 points ago

Penis.

[–]Abedeus 20 points21 points ago

That would hurt like fuck, why would you want someone to bite your penis off?!

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 11 points12 points ago

Well fuck feels good, that's why

[–]marx051 2 points3 points ago

[–]TheMattAttack 2 points3 points ago

It's just a kink.

[–]treecosy 23 points24 points ago

oh i see

[–]marx051 12 points13 points ago

[–]Quakespeare 3 points4 points ago

Very helpful. Thank you kindly for clearing that up.

[–]Didgeridoox 15 points16 points ago

You'd love to have part of you, likely your penis due to the sexual connotations of your statement, bitten off by an attractive woman?

[–]mechchic84 4 points5 points ago

My thoughts exactly. What weirdo fantasies of his dick getting bitten off? I mean there is a fetish for everything but some things you can only do once.

[–]Wommie 4 points5 points ago

[–]FlutterShy- 4 points5 points ago

That was bizarre. I don't know how I feel about it. He advertised that he was going to kill whomever it was that decided to come and his "victim" agreed and even tried to join in while he was still alive. Showing up, I think, implied consent. Bizarre as hell.

[–]ishallsaythisonce 3 points4 points ago

Just not the biting part...

[–]ziggybiggnutts 2 points3 points ago

You want some bitch to eat you?

[–]foyboy 1 point2 points ago

The second I read this comment (read it before I clicked the link because you typed in all caps), I knew what that picture was going to be.

[–]Raknith 1 point2 points ago

You want her to bite the tip of your dick off then chew it up?

[–]FrozenYoghurt 2 points3 points ago

Dat lips.

[–]Grimauldus14 4 points5 points ago

Hummmm, Kaylee.

[–]pun_savant 66 points67 points ago

Didn't know those strawberries were under such pear pressure.

[–]Tenstone 23 points24 points ago

Everybody give this guy a round of appleause

[–]down_vote_magnet 14 points15 points ago

Apple sauce?

[–]toooldtobother 6 points7 points ago

I am laughing so hard my sides are achene.

[–]pleiades9 1 point2 points ago

Appearantly so.

[–]PineappleSmoothie 18 points19 points ago

Mmmmm Diverticulitis

[–]SupermanV2 21 points22 points ago

I don't want to look stupid so I'm going to pretend I know what that word means.

[–]essentiallyexcessive 16 points17 points ago

Dude get ''fastest chrome/firefox'' extension. Then you just highlight a word and a short Wikipedia definition will show up.

[–]Shunto 13 points14 points ago

And all this time i've been sitting here right-click+'search Google for word' like a schmuck. Thank you for contributing to even less effort.

[–]Iam_DrRemulac 1 point2 points ago

Or using Bacon reader whilst I use the facilities.

[–]fliptonic 11 points12 points ago

Don't the majority of redditors do this?

"What the hell does that mean?"

Googles

"Oh! Okay, now to use it in a sentence."

[–]SupermanV2 7 points8 points ago

I guess that makes me the 1%

[–]mechchic84 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit Im guilty and depending on the context sometimes you have to use urban dictionary instead.

[–]JB_UK 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to assume you're not the right demographic.

[–]balkonkind 2 points3 points ago

Guys, don't google that...

[–]andreylosev 1 point2 points ago

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have googled it.

Disclaimer: this is what'll happen if you click the above link.

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

See, that doesn't happen to me. I've never been trapped in TVTropes for more than a couple of tabs... don't know what everyone keeps talking about.

[–]SupermanV2 8 points9 points ago

I think you just ruined strawberries for me.

[–]adawdsdaw 4 points5 points ago

Not for me. I don't care about the seeds, but I think that translucent red makes it look absolutely delicious.

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 3 points4 points ago

This just in: fruits have seeds.

[–]BenKenobi88 2 points3 points ago

Half of the seeds look fine, and half look disintegrated, old, with bits of dirt on the strawberry.

It certainly makes me want to double-wash all my fruit.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 2 points3 points ago

Great picture! Looks like the pears are submerged in red jello.

[–]Kakoose 6 points7 points ago

Strawpearies?

[–]miwine 3 points4 points ago

The ones on the right look more like slugs struggling home from the salt wars of 2012.

[–]WerBlerr 3 points4 points ago

I like to run my bottom teeth against the grain of the seed on a strawberry.

[–]youregonnaloveme 3 points4 points ago

/r/eyecandy needs this

[–]kailughh 3 points4 points ago

technically a strawberry isn't a true berry and those arent seeds but tiny fruits...

[–]Smeagol3000 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and the fleshy part we eat is actually the stem.

[–]IwillNoComply 3 points4 points ago

please unfuck my mind.

[–]guest495 1 point2 points ago

They look more like the neggs you get in Neopets

[–]frigidandhappy 1 point2 points ago

Totally neggs! Came here to say that! And Meerca Chase is fun :)

[–]AmateurKidnapper 5 points6 points ago

We have to go deeper.

[–]Qzy 2 points3 points ago

I see small Freddie Mercuries...

[–]Fishbowl007 2 points3 points ago

Mmmmm strawpearry...

[–]Mr_Kzimir 2 points3 points ago

Did you knew that those "pears" , or achene are the real fruit (on a botanic perspective). The red part of the strawberry is the receptacle

Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_strawberry

[–]siilver 3 points4 points ago

FruitCeption...anyone?! well..i guess that meme died!

[–]gladtob_rad 0 points1 point ago

Fruitception

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 1 point2 points ago

Looks like strawberry achenes up close, to me.

[–]Nivardica 1 point2 points ago

Fruit within fruit!

[–]sindekit 0 points1 point ago

So that's what those look like up close, interesting!

[–]bgale 0 points1 point ago

How many of your 5 a day is that then?

[–]retloc11tee 0 points1 point ago

Hmmmm....anybody ever peel a strawberry??

[–]taueln[S] 1 point2 points ago

Did once. I said screw it after the first one and dipped it in chocolate instead.

[–]feyo 1 point2 points ago

Do they also taste like pears?

[–]TheInvisiblest 0 points1 point ago

Is that one of them fancy pear growing strawberries? I need one!

[–]CACKENBOOLS 0 points1 point ago

Those are balls!

[–]FreeThinkerLee 1 point2 points ago

Than you for the new desktop background, if its lucky, it will last a week.

[–]taueln[S] 0 points1 point ago

And there are more here

[–]FreeThinkerLee 0 points1 point ago

oh that's cool, but I only get my desktop background off of the first 20 pages of reddit.

[–]jaxjag088 0 points1 point ago

mini drumsticks

[–]Htb132 1 point2 points ago

Post this to r/woahdude NAOW

[–]hello_jessica 0 points1 point ago

TIL where pears come from.

[–]SNNAMROG 1 point2 points ago

chicken drumsticks

[–]Yancy_Fry_Jr -1 points0 points ago

those aren't really pears, they are strawberry seeds. tmyk

[–]rmmcclay 0 points1 point ago

Another example of the fractalicity of the universe.

[–]Stone2Rock 0 points1 point ago

If only I could pop those.

[–]Mr_Presibro -1 points0 points ago

I don't know why but this creeps me out...

[–]taueln[S] 0 points1 point ago

Could this be it? http://imgur.com/Ocp06

[–]Thurid 1 point2 points ago

Should I have my house-slave deseed all my strawberries? Lest I consume and eradicate the next crop?

[–]Anndreew -1 points0 points ago

reminds me of the neopets meerca chase game

[–]wrmgjsbklw 1 point2 points ago

Love a macro lens, here are some awesome photos I took on my phone with a shitty $5 magnetic attachable lens I got from eBay http://imgur.com/a/kpwQy

[–]taueln[S] 0 points1 point ago

I raise your shitty $5 lens with my $11 macro extension tube from amazon.

1 2 3

[–]cpnyc 0 points1 point ago

So pears grow on Strawberries

[–]Hazardhunter 1 point2 points ago

You see pears, I see chicken legs.

[–]freeroute 0 points1 point ago

Can we please get a higher resolution for wallpapering purposes?

[–]mrjinks 0 points1 point ago

It should be called a pearberry then.

[–]Golemfrost 0 points1 point ago

Well i´ll be damned,..

[–]jshan87 0 points1 point ago

I showed this to my co-worker and all she had to say was " tell them they need to wash their strawberries."

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

Strawberryception.

[–]no-game 0 points1 point ago

Dude. I was just eating a strawberry.

[–]samageddon 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I probably throw so many specs of dirt into my mouth on a daily basis.

[–]ajtothe 0 points1 point ago

Those aren't pears it's a close up of a strawberry

[–]sack_burn 0 points1 point ago

Fruitception?

[–]Milkman219 0 points1 point ago

Nattuuurrreeee!!!! Goulet.

[–]Beejeroy 1 point2 points ago

For every strawberry you eat, you consume hundreds of strawberry babies.

[–]taueln[S] 1 point2 points ago

...you monster

[–]iopjklohyeah 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS JUST SO ASDFGHJKKADJLMASHFKJASFH.

[–]Watsons 0 points1 point ago

God has a funny sense of humour.

[–]asspwner 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "punching bears" and was very confused.

[–]mytinfoiltiara 0 points1 point ago

I want a macro lense so bad! LoL

[–]YoungRMB -2 points-1 points ago

真新鲜

[–]ChillYourClitDown -2 points-1 points ago

Or chicken wings?

[–]anupakkihal -2 points-1 points ago

pleasing effect.. smelled strawberries for a sec [6]

[–]Jakeyh -2 points-1 points ago

If you zoom in strawberries will a pear.

[–]1of7billion 0 points1 point ago

....thought I was in /r/popping for a second.

[–]ApokatastasisPanton 0 points1 point ago

Relevant subreddit : /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]cardern -1 points0 points ago

yo dawg, i heard you like fruit...

[–]lolmancgn -1 points0 points ago

bunch of rotten chicken legs

[–]rdtrdt 0 points1 point ago

Seem more like chicken wings to me.

[–]420kinkphotos -1 points0 points ago

This is a great shot

[–]izumo 0 points1 point ago

almost looks like my achne!

[–]Runningboard7 0 points1 point ago

The texture of strawberries makes me unable to eat them. This looks awesome, and makes me nauseous.

[–]dream5eller 1 point2 points ago

that picture shows quit nicely that the straw"berry" is actually a nut and not a berry :)

[–]JakesWins 0 points1 point ago

Fruitception...

[–]bmfbg 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm... pears

[–]Seanye_East 0 points1 point ago

SHRUBBERIES

[–]8milestyle 1 point2 points ago

this would be a micro shot,.. macro big,. micro small.

[–]OmegasWrath 1 point2 points ago

So she wasn't complimenting me...?

[–]TrevaQ 0 points1 point ago

To dawg, fruit...

[–]mytwocentimes 0 points1 point ago

Seem to recall... Only fruit with seeds on the OUTSIDE ... Strawberries

[–]roland-lobster 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a primitive version of Meerca Chase.

[–]morbus 0 points1 point ago

pearception.

[–]finnyp 0 points1 point ago

This photo really changed my pearception of the strawberry.

[–]minwu 1 point2 points ago

looks like my nose

[–]pornfkennedy 0 points1 point ago

mine too. i wish for tiny elves to come in the night to pluck and eat the tiny pears that grow on my nose but it hasn't happened yet

[–]elleyes 0 points1 point ago

holographic universe

[–]rookie999 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my nose with a sunburn.

[–]Jetton 0 points1 point ago

Zombie disease!

[–]stinerobb13 0 points1 point ago

pears....in jello

[–]Appare 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg, we heard you like fruit, so we put a bunch of little fruits on top of your fruit so you can gain essential nutrients while you gain essential nutrients.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

Mandatory: Fruitception.

[–]wanabeer 1 point2 points ago

So a macro lens takes a photo at the micro level? I'm a little confused.

[–]g3m6y 0 points1 point ago

NEGGS

[–]cdl1216 -1 points0 points ago

Nothing better to do huh?

[–]opa0opa 0 points1 point ago

It's a matter of pearception.

[–]Salyangoz 0 points1 point ago

this looks like the matrix Vats

[–]seanyo 1 point2 points ago

Fractals!

[–]zeroes0 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate atheists.

[–]scylus 1 point2 points ago

Strawberry fields foreve--heeey, wait a minute!

[–]aperfektrain 1 point2 points ago

Strawberries are the only fruits to have their seeds (achenes) on the outside. :) At least I think that's what I remember from Botany class.

[–]Generotti21 1 point2 points ago

they look like chicken legs

[–]JohnCarpenterLives 1 point2 points ago

All I can think about is r/popping.

[–]IameAuhSomme 1 point2 points ago

Now I know why there were strawberries on the Portal cake. Everything is a lie!

[–]Strictly_Genteel 1 point2 points ago

Just looks like a drunks nose to me

[–]Sebastiaanvs 1 point2 points ago

I feel exponentially smarter now. Wow.

[–]Valkyrie2 0 points1 point ago

Hey! You got pears on my strawberries!

[–]don_omar 0 points1 point ago

Fruitception

[–]strngblckwmn 1 point2 points ago

The "stems of the pear" are the stigmas of each carpel, represented by the seeds. The red flesh is really the base tissue of the flower (receptacle), not the fruit itself.

[–]spaceman_zero 1 point2 points ago

More like Mangos.

[–]Psychography 1 point2 points ago

They look more like mango's.

[–]jetsong5000 0 points1 point ago

What kind of camera/lens did you use?

[–]NoTime2Write 0 points1 point ago

Fruitception.

[–]bluetangerines 0 points1 point ago

[–]Thinny_Lucifer 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a close up of a dry shaved scrotum.

[–]StevieVonDoom 0 points1 point ago

and here i thought strawberries looked like a nose riddled with blackheads.

[–]Whoneedstherealworld 0 points1 point ago

Many of those pears appear to be giving the power fist.

[–]toasterj 0 points1 point ago

My seven year old daughter said that it looked like pears floating in blood.

[–]Slightly_Sentient 0 points1 point ago

appearently