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[–]SamaelMorningstar 4 points5 points ago

Best one I heard on that topic was: "Heaven is said to be an eternal bliss. I don't care how much of a bliss it is, it's ETERNAL! You will get used to it! And the you will be fucking bored! For eternity!

Do you know what awaits you in heaven? ALL your dead relatives! All of them! Ever spent a weekend at your grandparents house? It's fuckin' shit! And now it's even eternal! D:"

Was some comedian. Australian I think. Can't recall the name. :/

[–]krantz17 0 points1 point ago

sounds like something Jim jefferies would say

[–]Aoife246 0 points1 point ago

How did they know you didn't believe in God? If someone asks me in public I tell them I'd rather not talk about my beliefs with them as it's not relevant.

[–]bmw120k 1 point2 points ago

If the boxes falling represent the fucks you give falling from the sky.....it seems like you gave a few fucks that day.

[–]GrukfromtheGrok 0 points1 point ago

An old fat lady told me that she was going to pray for me, and I shit you not, her exact words "I'm going to pray for you because your shirt is offensive and you will die going the path you are headed." I was pretty fucking pissed to be honest with you. I told her she needs to pray for herself because she's being judgmental and to not worry about me.

I also put up the devil horns and flicking my tongue making demon noises as she was driving away. The look she gave was priceless and made me crack up afterwards.

[–]yourfrigginguide 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for fucking spiderman