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[–]AhhGoOnFather 12 points13 points ago

[–]lord_of_tearor 23 points24 points ago

I see what yggdid there.

[–]xLAICEPS 8 points9 points ago

Saw this on /r/norse twice and /r/atheism once already.

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[–]Tarkanos 10 points11 points ago

Having just read the Edda, it sounds an awful lot like how the Aesir solved their problems to me. "Shit, this giant is about to successfully win the bet. Who convinced us to make this bet? Must have been Loki. Go get that son of a bitch."

[–]GrubFisher 5 points6 points ago

yeah, a lot of stuff was Loki's fault, and they were constantly punishing him for his tricks and betrayals and stuff. Loki or Giants is actually a pretty good summation.

[–]Tarkanos 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, aside from fighting in Ragnarok and killing Baldr, he got a raw deal. It was mostly the fault of the people who trusted him after having been tricked endlessly before.

[–]Elemmakil 2 points3 points ago

It should also be noted, that Loki was a giant himself. He was adopted into the AEsir but is of giant decent.

[–]Tarkanos 2 points3 points ago

I never quite figured out exactly what the definition of the giants as opposed to the Aesir was. They seemed to be able to hold a wide variety of forms, have just as much power as the gods (That is, it seemed the gods were named gods because they were powerful, not that they were powerful because they were gods), and were equally immortal. Frost giants aside, that is.

[–]Rohasfin 2 points3 points ago

The Aesir were descended from the Jotun, so there are certainly some... shared family traits... but the big difference between them is in their basic natures. The Jotun are... chaos... each one having only temporary connection to a domain / theme / aspect / power before moving on to something different. The Aesir, on the other hand, find their roles and stick to them, Odin becoming the all-father and staying such, and staying married to Frigg, ect...

Source: I'm an Asatruar, studying for priesthood. If you've any questions, ask away.

[–]Tarkanos 2 points3 points ago

Okay, if you're an Asatruar, then yeah, I definitely have questions.

How literally do you interpret the stories about the creation of the world?

[–]Rohasfin 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to assume that you intend the singular "you" and are asking only about my personal beliefs for this answer, so if you meant the plural version and were asking about Asatruar in general, let me know.

Personally, I am torn about how literally I should interpret the stories, about those that treat on the creation of things in particular. Are they the literal descriptions of events... certainly not, even in the best of cases. But, the idea of an uncaring universe being born at the intersections of cold, ordered matter and vibrant energy certainly appeals to what I know of physics. I should note... I know my knowledge of physics is very limited.

[–]Tarkanos 0 points1 point ago

Well, you could also try to describe what you believe most Asatruar believe about the question as well. But thank you for your answer. I did, originally, mean the singular you.

[–]420falilv 1 point2 points ago

You should do an AMA.

[–]Rohasfin 3 points4 points ago

As far as I've seen... life is an AMA.

[–]CODDE117 2 points3 points ago

I was like, oh look, a funny. Upvotes I wanna look at the comments! ..... Atheism?

[–]Grasswalker 1 point2 points ago

It's also been shamelessly reposted.

[–]little_elph 2 points3 points ago

I thought this was a "nose" crisis flow chart....I got excited because my nose is always in crisis

[–]dan1101 2 points3 points ago

So why can't they just kill Loki?

[–]jawhite 2 points3 points ago

It's not that easy. Hulk smashed him and he survived.

[–]dnshnd 0 points1 point ago

Well, Loki actually does help the gods quite a bit; without him Odin wouldn't have his magical spear or eight legged horse, Thor wouldn't have his hammer, Frej wouldn't have his magical boat, Freja might've been forced to marry a giant on multiple occasions, etc. But he is also a giant dick, so they do finally bind Loki to a stone in a cave after it is revealed that he was responsible for Baldur's death. They also leave a snake above him whose venom drips down into his eyes, and Loki's violent thrashings against his bindings are the norse explanation for earthquakes. But Loki arguably has the last laugh, as he eventually breaks free and leads and army of undead against Asgard at the end of the world.

[–]niggertungmyanus 2 points3 points ago

Typical Low Key.

[–]adamtango 2 points3 points ago

Sitcom idea: Thor and Loki are forced to be roommates in Asgard. Pilot episode: Ice Giants destroy many buildings in Asgard before being stopped by Thor. Thor returns to his room to confront Loki. Thor: Loki, did you make the Ice Giants do this? Loki: No, brother. Thor: Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Theme music starts. Title of show: The God Couple.

[–]ToastyRaichu 0 points1 point ago

I'd watch that show.

[–]Chumbaniya 1 point2 points ago

Please, somebody explain to me what a humorous chart about Norse mythology has to do with not believing in deities.

And then somebody explain how this got so many upvotes.

[–]Grasswalker 2 points3 points ago

Well you see...

Reposts get Karma.

[–]asdfghjkl92 2 points3 points ago

It's showing how silly the norse religion is, that nothing bad could possibly happen unless loki was the cause of it. How is that not relevant? Would showing the silliness of some other religion (lets say, christianity) be relevant? if yes, then so is this.

[–]LockedInTheCloset 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this so many times, on ifunny and /r/atheism. Come up with original content. Thank you.

[–]loki16 1 point2 points ago

i did not

[–]memercopter 1 point2 points ago

mischievous motherfucker.. fix that shit!

[–]montesleight 1 point2 points ago

Frickin Loki. Always starting some shit.

[–]18-32 1 point2 points ago

It's the stories I grew up with as a child.

[–]Gloria815 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was in /r/marvel for a second there...

Why is this in /r/atheism??

[–]DZamora4550 -1 points0 points ago

fucking repost

[–]downvotedtodeath -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

Inaccurate. Sometimes, Loki tricks dwarfs also. Blasphemer!

Considering how Scientology has made use of copyright law to "protect" their religion, I wonder how long it'll be till some Odinist sues Stan Lee over the tall-blonde vs. stout-ginger Thor issue?

[–]Gurusto 2 points3 points ago

Wanted to do it as a child. Then I got over it because any blasphemy is worth it if it in any way led to Beta Ray Bill.

Also having seen Madsen's homage to The Warriors Three before reading the marvel version left me rather confused when I started getting into Marvel.

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

Lord of the Rings was the first "Sword and sorcery"-style book I read, and I thought Tolkien was a damn hack: "Gandalf was a dwarf, damnit. Walking elf, dark elf, dwarf. Read the sodding Eddas, you ignorant gobshite!" :)