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[–]Matt4s 0 points1 point ago

I too think of the weight I should loose as I eat.

[–]Flarehl 0 points1 point ago

Am I missing some sarcasm or humour? Because the comic used the correct spelling, lose. Loose isnt the appropriate word in this situation.

[–]KoreanTerran 0 points1 point ago

Ah man, I love donuts.

My favorite donut are those chocolate ones with the white glaze/frosting and the chocolate sprinkles.

Fuckin' delicious.

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

Toasted Coconut care of Tim Hortons, that stuff's the shit.

[–]eodtalley 1 point2 points ago

"On the other hand, you have different fingers." -Stephen Wright

[–]Hover_Tits 1 point2 points ago

My breakfast today was ice cream and caramel apple.

[–]dyche68[S] 1 point2 points ago

A breakfast for a king.

[–]Doinge 0 points1 point ago

On the but on one hand, the other I need hand to lose weight doughnut.

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

Eat in front of a mirror. It's downright traumatizing.

[–]maxt0r 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this from the Simpsons?