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[–]Reneth 18 points19 points ago

So, um, it actually is an old russian prank called 'woodpecker flies into the nest'. At least it's what it was called in the days of my youth

[–]Tfish 14 points15 points ago

It's also a dance move they do in the Caribbean.

[–]Sloofus 7 points8 points ago

surra de bunda + youtube.

[–]Phordh 0 points1 point ago

The most pleasurable way a man can break his nose.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 1 point2 points ago

After a few whiskeys, i'd be more than happy to recieve this from a brazilian girl.

[–]withinmyown 0 points1 point ago

Wow your name. People just are just trying to hard nowa days.

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[–]TheBlackstallion 4 points5 points ago

Yes, you are the only one.

[–]jandalofdoom 14 points15 points ago

I can only hope he teamed this will a well-timed fart.

[–]absolute_panic -1 points0 points ago

It was actually 12 well-timed farts. A work of art.

[–]NinjaTroll471 3 points4 points ago

A work of... FART!

EDIT: Ah, I am clever.

[–]AquaticDublol 17 points18 points ago

I've got to remember to do this next time I find myself in this situation.

[–]JoshTheDerp 20 points21 points ago

Yup. These situations happen to me at least once a week. I'll keep this in mind.

[–]BobbyDGuy 8 points9 points ago

I wonder what they were trying to do in the first place.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

Anal.

[–]Rainbow_spam -1 points0 points ago

Plank?

[–]20thCenturyClocks 45 points46 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I nearly died laughing. "trust" 4coms 41pts 16dys funny
Trust. 226coms 1162pts 21dys funny
Owned. 9coms 227pts 27dys gif
Remember the Atomic Sit-up? Meet Atomic Planking. 8coms 13pts 11mos gifs
Hey Steve, Check out this cool trick I saw on the internet 381coms 1148pts 11mos funny
Yeah sure I'll help you plank....OH GAWD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 228coms 70pts 6mos funny
GET FUCKED! 5coms 41pts 6mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]CapnAJ 2 points3 points ago

I find these even more tedious than reposts.

[–]digbus 21 points22 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]brygy24 10 points11 points ago

This comment is no exception. As is this. Oh dear, here we go

[–]stniesen 0 points1 point ago

Insert obligatory comment about OP being a repost faggot

[–]dylhoop 2 points3 points ago

insert obligatory sarcastic comment about your originality in calling out OP

[–]stniesen 1 point2 points ago

Insert some assertion of wanting to have coitus with your mother

[–]dylhoop 1 point2 points ago

insert claim that the length of your reproductive organ is below average

[–]kuzatorn 0 points1 point ago

insert foot up ass as I break in to this karma train

[–]Kadoobie 0 points1 point ago

insert obligatory C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[–]stniesen 0 points1 point ago

I would give you +1 internets for that, but it looks like kuzatorn beat you to it

[–]Hypothetikal 0 points1 point ago

[–]hoptail05 5 points6 points ago

I laughed too much at that

[–]NotaMethAddict 10 points11 points ago

Who is deciding how hard you should laugh at something!?

[–]trebro 4 points5 points ago

I am.

You should all stop giggling at the very least

[–]ironyfree 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit, I've reached the end of the internet and come right back around to the beginning!

[–]PineappleSmoothie 3 points4 points ago

[–]valicool 2 points3 points ago

re:re:re:fwd:re:fwd:fwd: look what I saw om the imternets t0day- 10 year old brother

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 0 points1 point ago

How to break someone's neck.

FTFY

(Also, while this has been reposted so many times, I'm surprised everyone is accepting of this particular post, but not any other anywhere on reddit. wtf?)

[–]AJ100WD 2 points3 points ago

Seen it but this time I feel I have a witty response, maybe.

If I was getting face banged, I would follow quickly return the favor with an upper cut to the nuts. A nutter cut so to speak.

[–]wrongnhat -1 points0 points ago

I would have stuck my finger in his ass.

[–]BaronLaladedo 1 point2 points ago

What a fucking asshole.

[–]lastchancealfy 1 point2 points ago

oh man i haven't seen this in years. the rare awesome repost

[–]johnturkey 0 points1 point ago

or how to tear off someones sack after the 3rd time.

[–]Solenka 0 points1 point ago

uppercut

[–]minimission 0 points1 point ago

punch the person in the crotch and watch them drop.

[–]runningwithtubas 0 points1 point ago

That right there is how you get pink eye

[–]munnyfish 0 points1 point ago

How to give someone pink eye

[–]Phosphorus_One -1 points0 points ago

I was a victim of this myself. don't ask

[–]Lafyra 1 point2 points ago

Punch him in the dick, problem solved.

[–]Guano_Loco -2 points-1 points ago

"know what would be hilarious! If I made a dude facefuck my ass. Ha ha!"

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

[–]HiFructoseCornSyrup -2 points-1 points ago

All he really needs is one well-timed uppercut to the guy's nuts.

[–]URPerfect -2 points-1 points ago

I'd be more afraid as the guy doing the troll planking-- he's just asking to get uppercut-ed in the business.

[–]no_no_NO_okay -3 points-2 points ago

I've seen this gif 250 times, and i laugh, every time.

[–]java146 -3 points-2 points ago

But first reposted from every strip club in the world.

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points ago

What are they doing? I mean how do you put yourself in a position to try this on someone?

[–]SupermanV2 -4 points-3 points ago

From the new number one selling book! "How to lose trust and make enemies"

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[–]gotnext -3 points-2 points ago

[–]podz -3 points-2 points ago

Every time I see this, I spend too much time watching it

[–]Dinosaur_Girl -2 points-1 points ago

I could watch this forever.

[–]blablbalb -3 points-2 points ago

So although this is a repost and I have seen this many a time I am sitting at work and trying not to laugh too loud.

[–]splarts -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty sure these folks are trying to do the greatest dance of all time, the surra de bunda. YouTube it, but NSFW warning.

[–]RobertJ93 -2 points-1 points ago

Some one needs to add the text: Eat. My. Ass