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[–]idma 93 points94 points ago

The Little Mermaid is by far THE mot sexual of all the disney movies

[–]TheDankestMofo 36 points37 points ago

My vote goes to The Hunchback of Notre Dame. All of Esmerelda's dancing is extremely erotic, and the entire song "Hellfire" is about a character wanting to either make the girl his love slave or kill her. Not to mention the vision of the naked Esmerelda that Frollo sees in the fire, which was so suggestive that Disney had to reanimate it for the DVD version.

[–]cydril 13 points14 points ago

Do you have a source for this? I thought it was different from the theatre last time I saw it but I cant find anything about the change.

Also, Frollo was the scariest Disney villain.

[–]Primoslide 12 points13 points ago

I have to disagree...I don't remember his name but the villain from The Black Cauldron scared the living shit out off me as a kid...he's literally a skeleton with a crown

[–]doug8055 5 points6 points ago

dude i had nightmares about that guy: the horned king. that guy was dark for a disney movie

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I remember my MOM being afraid of him, I think.

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[–]TheDankestMofo 6 points7 points ago

Ah, I may have misspoken. According to the IMDb trivia, which is of dubious integrity, the MPAA forced Disney to change the scene during early screenings because not enough was covered. But when I think about it now, the shot still seems changed somehow.

[–]chromeless 21 points22 points ago

I just watched the Nostalgia Chick recap of the movie. Soo many repressed memories of how weird, freaky and akward it actually was, I now recall how frequently I had to look away or cover my ears while watching it as a child.

The parts where Arial looses her voice and then has to navigate human society were supprisingly interesting though, much beter then I remembered them being.

[–]lathermeupgood 2 points3 points ago

I don't know dude. Let's ask Alice.

[–]lfgbrd 1 point2 points ago

I doubt she'd know.

[–]gizmo1024 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember rush either.

[–]Sand1p -5 points-4 points ago

Its old joke. Never thought it would make to Reddit front page.

[–]4TEHSWARM 48 points49 points ago

Watching The Little Mermaid when I was 7 was the first time I felt that funny feeling in my penis parts. I know I'm not alone.

[–]Sekujin 37 points38 points ago

I also felt that funny feeling in your penis.

[–]mijamala1 24 points25 points ago

Uncle Paul?

[–]Sekujin 14 points15 points ago

Shh. It's our little secret.

[–]lufraf 9 points10 points ago

[–]SatchmoPhipps 1 point2 points ago

Yours and the internet's.

[–]Antananarivo 67 points68 points ago

Is is just me, or does that pic of Ariel remind you of Lily from How I Met Your Mother?

[–]complex_reduction 109 points110 points ago

[–]cr3ative 27 points28 points ago

...nsfw

[–]complex_reduction 49 points50 points ago

Sorry mate.

[–]cr3ative 36 points37 points ago

Love you <3

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 42 points43 points ago

That was a nice exchange.

[–]JewBoySandler 17 points18 points ago

I'm glad we're friends.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 21 points22 points ago

Well, we are now. Nice to meet you, JewBoy.

[–]JewBoySandler 23 points24 points ago

Hi Dildo:3

[–]xvf9 40 points41 points ago

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[–]mijamala1 -2 points-1 points ago

Now kiss!

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[–]Ikimasen 8 points9 points ago

It's Labor Day! Go home!

[–]cr3ative 14 points15 points ago

London reporting in.

[–]Ikimasen 39 points40 points ago

Oh, sorry. Labour Day.

[–]Carr0t 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't exist this side of the pond, even when it's spelt right :P

[–]Ikimasen 8 points9 points ago

I know, I know, it was intended as a joke. Thanks for... keeping the banks running, or whatever it is you're doing over there. And quit looking at pictures of redheads at work!

[–]Carr0t 3 points4 points ago

Enjoying your work free reddit cakeday? I apologise for nothing, I was waiting for our network monitoring system to restart so I could test some changes (takes an age) ;)

[–]Dabuscus214 0 points1 point ago

It should. It is not specifically American, but very universal, a day to commemorate workers and labor unions. Didn't this all start in Britain? The industrial revolution, that is.

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -5 points-4 points ago

Hey dumbass it's labor day no one is working.

[–]cr3ative 5 points6 points ago

Other countries than the USA exist and don't really care for your joviality.

Pip pip.

  • London

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 5 points6 points ago

Why do you hate our freedom?

[–]SatchmoPhipps 0 points1 point ago

Ah man, now you've done it cr3ative. You pissed off Neil/Danny Zuko

[–]kyzfrintin 6 points7 points ago

You mean Michelle from American Pie?

[–]Aiyon 0 points1 point ago

This one time, at band camp...

[–]0akley 8 points9 points ago

You mean Buffy right?

[–]Maeby78 20 points21 points ago

You mean Willow. Sarah Michelle Gellar was Buffy.

[–]0akley 12 points13 points ago

Oh yeah I meant the show name

[–]Raerae1014 0 points1 point ago

It's the smile.

[–]mistercimba 51 points52 points ago

[–]Ninjatertl 1 point2 points ago

did you get that off of /r/ yesterday? if so it is a small fucking world/internet

[–]Ritoki 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it's Jub-Jub!! (IIRC, it's a guy who posted the lizard to /r/aww a while back)

[–]baoanhdaica -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts 9 points10 points ago

dafuq

[–]baoanhdaica 6 points7 points ago

[–]AATroop 1 point2 points ago

More more!

[–]baoanhdaica 2 points3 points ago

[–]watagua 0 points1 point ago

god damnit i cannot watch this gif without hearing "ooooo" "ooooooo" "ooooooooo" every time i see that face.

[–]Spartacus891 16 points17 points ago

"...and don't forget the importance of body language."

[–]kujo777 4 points5 points ago

Ew, why did I say that in her voice?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I won't believe anyone who says this is a childhood ruiner. We knew she had boobs. That's one of the reasons we watched it. Admit it.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 121 points122 points ago

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[–]JewBoySandler 116 points117 points ago

Uh.

[–]xtreemneo 19 points20 points ago

Dude, No fap september is fucked up..

Fappity fappity fappirry fappington FAP!

[–]epic_narwhal64 9 points10 points ago

I thought February was the no fapping month. Why do I keep hearing about these things too late?

[–]thefarkinator 2 points3 points ago

Happened last year in September. That's when I first heard of it.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was No Fap November?

[–]Dabuscus214 2 points3 points ago

No shave November. It's when you show your manliness by how fast your beard grows

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, I am unable to participate. Only allowed mustache march through work.

[–]Dabuscus214 1 point2 points ago

Let me guess, volunteer fire department?

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 1 point2 points ago

Military.

[–]SatchmoPhipps 2 points3 points ago

No, it's Full Fap February because of the alliteration. Probably. Idk, I'm making 'em up as I go along..

[–]JewBoySandler 5 points6 points ago

Wait that's actually a thing? When did we decide this?

[–]mehugz 20 points21 points ago

I don't know who decided it, but I failed about 3 seconds in.

[–]CuriousCursor 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even know until it was too late, but what's a few hours. challenge accepted.

[–]Apokalyps 0 points1 point ago

4chan.

[–]hispanica316 0 points1 point ago

I think September is the month I'm going to fap the most.

[–]Kaidaan 19 points20 points ago

i have a thing for ariel. You are my personal hero as soon as i'm home.

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[–]Brynladin 27 points28 points ago

Worst no fap September ever!

[–]ArmyOfThePharohs 1 point2 points ago

I agree :'S

[–]ChalgakillerBG 18 points19 points ago

Did I seriously just watch this

What the fuck is wrong with me

[–]videogameexpert 13 points14 points ago

Nothing is wrong with you. Porn is awesome in pretty much every shape possible.

/bro

[–]Tasgallxx 17 points18 points ago

For some reason the X-Men part was really funny.

[–]TheMattAttack 7 points8 points ago

Spiderman was upmost the funniest.

[–]kingofhats 5 points6 points ago

Nocontext it is then..

[–]JiiZZi 12 points13 points ago

I never in my life thought I would watch the X-Men butt fucking each other in a conga. I was wrong.

[–]thekaplan -2 points-1 points ago

Same here

[–]DoritoStyle 2 points3 points ago

',:-/

[–]ieatbees 1 point2 points ago

Actually, those aren't the X-Men, so

[–]BringerOfTurds 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious.

[–]thekaplan -3 points-2 points ago

LOL

[–]soochosaurus 8 points9 points ago

I don't have a thing for Ariel, but now I'm interested..

[–]arielgw 45 points46 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]assholeofnew 4 points5 points ago

I just finished! well time to go back..

[–]starbuxed 3 points4 points ago

I dont have a fetish, but She is my favorite. Its the red hair with the blue eyes. I dont know why, but it just rubs me the right way.

[–]FishBonePendant 1 point2 points ago

tube galore?... is a password required?

[–]wtf2332 1 point2 points ago

This thread and comment freaks me out because I literally never see my name referenced anywhere unless in the context of Disney.

[–]Kakoose 39 points40 points ago

5 comments 500 upvotes? Come on just put your dick away and give us some feedback

[–]JewBoySandler 26 points27 points ago

But I can't type with just my left hand:/

[–]JCXtreme 5 points6 points ago

How did you type that? You can't type with your left, your right is busy...

[–]JewBoySandler 15 points16 points ago

My penis.

[–]JCXtreme 17 points18 points ago

[–]Vomit_Comet -4 points-3 points ago

Ah fuck. That scared the shit outta me.

[–]PanRagon 12 points13 points ago

Welcome to Reddit?

[–]Dollarama 23 points24 points ago

is it just me or is Ariel kind of a cutie for a cartoon? Just me? Alright, ill show myself out

[–]mehugz 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry. You're not alone. Just don't go announcing that in broad daylight. People will beat you up.

[–]Golemfrost 1 point2 points ago

Oh Ariel,..where exactly are your genitals ?

[–]Eracoy 2 points3 points ago

She must like math, I've seen her with an algae-bra.

[–]Dabuscus214 1 point2 points ago

That is actually a pretty good pun

[–]asldkfououhe 20 points21 points ago

i am going to kill myself

[–]matthewplant 13 points14 points ago

Please don't do it. We'll all miss you.

[–]unsuitable_sick_burn 9 points10 points ago

Sick bu... wait arent we supposed to call a hotline???

[–]JewBoySandler 9 points10 points ago

Eh, he'll be fine. Just point and laugh, that way he'll know we've got his back.

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 0 points1 point ago

He'll be useful for karma.

[–]Rixxer 2 points3 points ago

That's... like the cutest thing I've ever seen. I don't know what to do with myself right now, so confused...

[–]Freelance_Gynecology 1 point2 points ago

I know right? She just seems so innocent.

[–]oldsecondhand 2 points3 points ago

[–]Phlexonance 4 points5 points ago

that's cute

[–]Phoequinox 11 points12 points ago

My ex and I used to play emulators (long distance relationship), and we played Soul Blazer once. There were mermaids in the game, and I felt so clever to think that they were wearing C-shells. I can't even remember the joke I told, but I feel less clever now.:(

[–]fastburner 12 points13 points ago

I wish I could slap you.

[–]skyboy111111 2 points3 points ago

MORE LIKE CLAM SHELLS!!!

[–]syrt 0 points1 point ago

I laughed. I don't know why.

[–]Accurse 9 points10 points ago

Because you thought it was funny.

[–]themior 1 point2 points ago

Fapfapfapfapfap

[–]mjolnir616 23 points24 points ago

So all that is required is a pun about bras? You have an exceptionally low threshold.

[–]gurgar78 12 points13 points ago

Some people juggle geese!

[–]themior 2 points3 points ago

and above all I have a mermaid fetish. I live in Japan.

[–]bcp01scu05 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of one of the better concert signs I've seen. There is a relatively rare DMB song called "Seek Up." So the sign that the two girls came up with was:

"God only gave us A cups, can you please give us a Seek Up?"

[–]maxweberh 1 point2 points ago

...under the sea under the C,

[–]Haggisn 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way more than I should have....

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 0 points1 point ago

Bring out the Little Mermaid porn!

[–]Xelarick 0 points1 point ago

Touché

[–]fabtacular 0 points1 point ago

Clam yo tits!

[–]Wolfman675 0 points1 point ago

I looked at the comments and couldn't find anything. Hey, people of Reddit! Post porn of Ariel here! I'm sure I'm not the only person who is strangely looking for this...

[–]Dafunnybunny 0 points1 point ago

Ariel-Because she only sells C-shells on the seafloor!

[–]egEnder 0 points1 point ago

rule 34 plz plz plz?

[–]Haasts_Eagle -1 points0 points ago

Is this an actual line from the movie, or just a joke?

I ask because I am always surprised by the adult humour I see when I rewatch old Simpsons episodes but I have never gone back and rewatched a Disney movie.

[–]rini104 23 points24 points ago

It's a joke.....

[–]merows 1 point2 points ago

Kid's movies have all kinds of suggestive jokes and adult humor. The writers have to make it entertaining for the parents, too, otherwise they'd be less inclined to go see the movies.

[–]Ceejae 5 points6 points ago

It's not that much of a stretch to believe... Jokes like that are almost a given by Disney today. I genuinely believe that a lot of the success of this is based on people assuming it'a legit.

[–]Exit17 -1 points0 points ago

ouch, my innocent childhood memories..

[–]Level_32_Mage 5 points6 points ago

Im not so sure I even have those anymore...

[–]2_4_16_256 1 point2 points ago

hopefully you haven't seen rapin' woody... now that's just terrifying.

[–]flexin 0 points1 point ago

Hey Ariel! Spread your legs... oh

[–]subsept -3 points-2 points ago

This is too funny, i can't believe i didn't see it until now.

[–]Lateraltwo -2 points-1 points ago

wat.

[–]Arcini -5 points-4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ