Oh yes of course, how could I be so dense

To My Pal Walter Hartwell White:

I really enjoyed making all that Blue Sky 99.1% pure methamphetamine with you with help from Mike Ehrmentraut underneath the laundromat that Los Pollos Hermanos Restaurant president Gustavo Fring owns and runs his meth distribution ring out of. I hope one day to meet your wife Skylar and son Walt "Flynn" Jr. I still can't believe you recounted me that story of you murdering a drug dealer, as well as having your brother-in-law Hank Schroeder of the DEA get into a shootout with that crazy other drug dealer, and that you were directly responsible for the gun battle that he required months of intense physical therapy for. I also want to thank you for telling me about your lawyer, Saul Goodman, who launders your money for you and the car wash you purchased with Skylar who launders your money as well.

I also loved your story about how you and Jesse Bruce Pinkman hid in your RV you used to make the methamphetamine in a junk yard when your brother in law Hank found you guys but your friend Joe, the owner of said junk yard, became an accessory to your crime by making Hank leave without a warrant. That had me in stitches!

Don't forget to keep up our contract with Madrigal Electromotive GmbH and Lydia Rodarte-Quayle, who has the names of the nine men that Mike Ehrmentraut has under contract in prison to specifically not talk to the DEA and FBI about our illegal drug activities.

All the best.

Gale Boetticher, your friend and associate in the illegal methamphetamine distribution business.

ETA: Stuff