They proved us wrong guys, who's up for drinking some salt water?

badassmcnuggets · 2012-09-03T04:03:04+00:00

That post gave me cancer.

neostorm360 · 2012-09-03T04:57:04+00:00

Im convinced that crap like this was created by atheists so that Christians look retarded when they parrot it.

Moos_Mumsy · 2012-09-03T04:39:17+00:00

My favourite part is where we assume that the population of earth is a static 6 billion since day 1.

bring_out_your_dead · 2012-09-03T03:37:23+00:00

Apparently living creatures don't pee.

Damn.

ShallowBeThyGames · 2012-09-03T04:03:32+00:00

You've got to be actively trying to be that stupid. Idiots can't even muster that level of stupid.

zack_w · 2012-09-03T04:35:17+00:00

I guess all the water disappears once it goes down the drain. Damn. Not to mention all the third world countries which use little water daily

Smeagol3000 · 2012-09-03T12:26:01+00:00

If an actual fundie had made this it would; A) have a lot less math and B) have shit loads of spelling/grammatical errors.

BangsNaughtyBits · 2012-09-03T03:50:24+00:00

If I recall, this is from Cristwire or Landover, at least that's where I saw it first.

I thought I saw a #2 about gravity somewhere but can't find it.

!

domogoesrawr · 2012-09-03T06:34:15+00:00

Oh praise Jesus. A foolproof argument for religion!

cronus85 · 2012-09-03T10:39:52+00:00

This has to be a troll who made this. There is no way a person who can use numbers that large is ignorant of living creatures excreting water or that while the earth is billions of years old, the human race isn't.

void_er · 2012-09-03T11:30:21+00:00

This is a troll, right? People who have the ability to write can't really be that stupid, can they?

Cheddercheese · 2012-09-03T16:07:09+00:00

Because remember, pee doesn't exist! And the water cycle? Atheists just made that up!

HectorAnonymous · 2012-09-03T04:10:50+00:00

That condescending bit at the end made me want to strangle someone.

SeldomSeven · 2012-09-03T04:34:29+00:00

Wow. I never thought of it that way. Game over. I guess I'll go join a church now....

Tr2v · 2012-09-03T04:36:04+00:00

Aww it's cute that they included "citations".

Silberchen · 2012-09-03T08:34:37+00:00

Please tell me this is not real. Come on, kids learn this stuff in grade school.

TheSuitGuy · 2012-09-03T11:32:13+00:00

This reminds me of a post I saw about how evolution couldn't be real, because even if the "atheist propaganda" was true and the world really was older than 6000 years, there still hasn't been enough time for cell division to result in even 1 person being born. The math involved was so bad, it was astoundingly funny.

Nik_E_Slogan · 2012-09-03T13:07:54+00:00

Stupid doesn’t evolve into better, more convincing arguments. If there is no pressure to outperform the other strains of stupid then it just mutates into infinite varieties of stupid.

KeynanP · 2012-09-03T13:29:38+00:00

Pop quiz

Use the same logic to argue for a flat earth.

All karma to the victor

badcatdog · 2012-09-03T13:46:24+00:00

snarsophagus · 2012-09-03T14:18:20+00:00

As an atheist, I'm offended that the unit used was liters. How dare they!

almighty_ruler · 2012-09-03T14:31:56+00:00

No one has noticed or wants to comment on the massive mathematical errors these dimwits have made?

AVVIT · 2012-09-03T14:41:59+00:00

Could it be that an Atheist has written this to make Theist's look stupid ? any proof as to where this came from ?

Cummins2395 · 2012-09-03T14:58:50+00:00

The stupid... It hurts

Kevince · 2012-09-03T16:02:50+00:00

This can't be real.

keivant · 2012-09-03T16:07:47+00:00

Have they forgotten second grade science?

misterfanwank · 2012-09-03T16:11:21+00:00

While the argument in question here is silly because the water cycle is a well known phenomenon, without knowledge of the water cycle this would be a valid concern about the Old Earth theory.

Faint94 · 2012-09-03T16:16:20+00:00

one of the funniest things ive ever read

Ckvega · 2012-09-03T16:23:03+00:00

I've seen this pop up a few times but I've never worked out if it's a troll or someone was actually that stupid.

jameskelsey · 2012-09-03T17:04:22+00:00

The retard is strong in this one. Does not understand first grade science me thinks.

terracnosaur · 2012-09-03T17:14:01+00:00

You can't trust a creationist with math! That's like giving a grenade to a monkey.

Goldenelm · 2012-09-03T17:34:07+00:00

I hope to Odin that this is Satire.

xdzgor · 2012-09-03T18:08:39+00:00

It's not even worth getting all riled up anymore.

costeve1977 · 2012-09-03T20:19:38+00:00

Dear FSM

Caomanure · 2012-09-03T03:41:34+00:00

Stupidity at it's finest.

CrashOverrideCS · 2012-09-03T08:51:59+00:00

Christianity: Slowly convincing me to drink my own piss since 2012.

Phan102388 · 2012-09-03T03:59:53+00:00

Watch out! We got a badass over here.

Walsharno · 2012-09-03T04:22:51+00:00

Anyone care to count the ways this has faulty logic?

kent_eh · 2012-09-03T13:47:15+00:00

Wow.

Even my 8 year old understands the water cycle.

Apparently they're not smarter that a ~~fifth~~ third grader

*

Edit: Yeah, I've been gotten by Poe's law..again. Dammit.

TheColdBeerReport · 2012-09-03T04:38:33+00:00

Saltwater can be purified. Just sayin'.

Dirtstyl3 · 2012-09-03T14:41:22+00:00

someone remind this guy that water source over time is infinite.

hypermirage · 2012-09-03T08:16:41+00:00

I'm pretty sure that scripture has never backed me up. But I guess it won't matter if science stops backing me up; the day Science stops working, arguments with imbeciles will be the least of anyone's problems.

Mahjonks · 2012-09-03T08:51:54+00:00

I've never peed in my life, am I doing it wrong?

Cardioman · 2012-09-03T11:31:33+00:00

What an stupid moron. When u drink water it doesnt distrois it but transform it. It eventually go back to the ocean after we pii, sweat, shit and our life ends.

CallMeAnEngineer · 2012-09-03T06:03:38-07:00

Where can I turn? To the whittled down 2/4 I keep around for bludgeoning fucktards.

jeepnjeff7 · 2012-09-03T13:53:42+00:00

Wow- just SO much stupid.


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