[Spoiler] No we can't say "fuck" on TV! Just think of the children!

vinjhup · 2012-09-03T03:47:47+00:00

Goddamn, that whole montage was just brutal.

0bi-JuAn · 2012-09-03T04:02:28+00:00

Someone should make this the best downvote gif of all time.

roguewave · 2012-09-03T05:47:35+00:00

Todd has been a ludicrously useful person to pop into Walt's life at this moment.

Bob_Saget_Enthusiast · 2012-09-03T03:21:03+00:00

Also, I loved the musical selection during this entire process.

Burrito_Fiction · 2012-09-03T06:00:48+00:00

And the Emmy for best shanking montage goes to...

HugeSuccess · 2012-09-03T03:59:18+00:00

NO TOUCHING!

LetsHavePun · 2012-09-03T03:18:24+00:00

Oh my god the fucking sound while he was getting stabbed... nauseating...

waristheanswer · 2012-09-03T05:16:35+00:00

My favorite was the laundry facility owner who got lit on fire and burned to death in his cell lol. Very creative.

eifersucht12a · 2012-09-03T04:11:13+00:00

Even for stabbings, those were holy shit worthy. They went past the threshold of shock and into comedy, even. It was kind of over the top. Sort of a "JESUS, DUDE", cringe-inducing scene.

MrNovocain · 2012-09-03T03:45:25+00:00

Words hurt more than a knife into the chest apparently.

LMoE · 2012-09-03T03:47:24+00:00

I guess it is also acceptable to hear "Nigger" on TV, but "Fuck" would be crossing the line.

Wu1v3rine · 2012-09-03T05:33:14+00:00

So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

danheinz · 2012-09-03T04:47:50+00:00

that was some good stabbing music

CollisionCourse34 · 2012-09-03T06:29:51+00:00

Saying fuck on t.v. makes a person's sub-conscious think of sex.

Watching a man get shanked 37 times by a nazi prison gang reminds us to fly straight or end up in prison.

oshFresh · 2012-09-03T05:38:22+00:00

"You got me"

Squeaky_Is_Evil · 2012-09-03T03:40:10+00:00

Not even r/wtf could make me cringe the way these scenes played out. God damn.

IAMAHungryHippoAMA · 2012-09-03T04:35:16+00:00

I don't watch a lot of crazy stuff, but this scene left my mouth, literally, agape in horror.

long_live_king_melon · 2012-09-03T04:49:43+00:00

This was the mildest one. I physically cringed when they shoved the prison shank through the bottom of that one guys jaw

Redbutter · 2012-09-03T03:35:14+00:00

I don't see anything wrong with grown men plugging up blood holes in a fellow inmate. Otherwise he might die. Right?

Saint-Baconator · 2012-09-03T03:51:06+00:00

Now, if only one of you magical wizards replace the shanks with downvote arrow, you will make my day.

lorty · 2012-09-03T03:34:20+00:00

Brutal Death Metal version

Song entitled "Stabwound intercourse"

hamsterdam83 · 2012-09-03T05:34:54+00:00

As this season has once again reminded us you can't even show the word "fuck" written on a piece of paper. I recommend the documentary: "This Film Is Not Yet Rated." Sexuality and cursing are much worse in the eyes of the MPAA than violence, which is absurd.

Randomguy26 · 2012-09-03T03:29:51+00:00

Et tu brute?

Hooeyandapplesauce · 2012-09-03T05:12:52+00:00

Dat neckstab. 0_0

IceBreak · 2012-09-03T04:11:09+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/nOxXB.jpg

BTY2468 · 2012-09-03T05:12:00+00:00

Anyone else wonder where the guards were during this?

Braude · 2012-09-03T06:00:29+00:00

Dennis got it the worst, imo.

ObviouslyJesus · 2012-09-03T06:34:22+00:00

Technically, the only media that can't use profanity is radio. Networks just (almost) universally choose to censor words because of the pervasive amount of cowardice in American culture, specifically in the older, lawmaker demographic.

the_dude502 · 2012-09-03T03:52:28+00:00

Looks like prison wack-a-mole aka stab-a-snitch

dreadfulpennies · 2012-09-03T05:18:14+00:00

I think I may be desensitized in the weirdest way. The montage made me think of how much I enjoyed watching Oz. And then I was happy. Then I thought of how stupid Oz could get, and how much I hated it toward the end. And then I was sad. And then I realized I had a whyladyboner.

Fiction has ruined my emotions.

krackbaby · 2012-09-03T06:57:22+00:00

STOP snitchin'

PMoneyAllStar · 2012-09-03T07:27:58+00:00

Snitches get stitches.

OccamsHairbrush · 2012-09-03T08:04:39+00:00

In this one show, in this one montage, it's as though I became desensitized to nearly everything. Haven't felt a feeling since.

Thegoldengnome · 2012-09-03T08:28:55+00:00

It looked like they were stabbing butter the way Those knifes were cutting him.

danwroy · 2012-09-03T10:28:48+00:00

The scene from American Me that was the basis for how they handled the shankings, according to the insider podcast

Smellyerlater · 2012-09-03T10:39:18+00:00

Is this the guy who grassed on Mike?

sgguitar88 · 2012-09-03T11:20:53+00:00

I'm confused because I was under the impression that jails have security cameras. Not one of the murderers in that montage masked up beforehand. Wouldn't they all be easily identifiable? Do they just not care?

zen_monkey · 2012-09-03T11:28:34+00:00

Surgical?

Hey, I need my appendix out, could ya take a look?

Reisor · 2012-09-03T12:02:06+00:00

I've never even seen this show, but I guess there's no reason becase thanks to frontpage I know the important bits and pieces.

Your custom css is ineffective on the outside D:

Xet · 2012-09-03T13:05:30+00:00

On second thoughts, let's not go to the USA - 'tis a silly place.

eventheminions · 2012-09-03T13:21:58+00:00

The one tiny thing that annoys me about BB is how people hardly ever swear. It's realistic in every other way, why not have the characters talk like real people?

WhereAreMyDragons · 2012-09-03T14:47:28+00:00

Yeah, really. One of the episodes this season involved Todd murdering a child and Skylar's "fuck" getting bleeped out.

Redditor8472 · 2012-09-03T05:45:57+00:00

I don't know what it was about this scene/montage, but I couldn't help but laugh.

Scarberg · 2012-09-03T06:42:58+00:00

Your god damn right

IsAStrangeLoop · 2012-09-03T04:20:40+00:00

I may as well say it here. I thought this whole montage was very cartoony and out of place. Just stack it up next to the prison shanking we see in The Wire for example. Now that one was believable, and that much more intense for it. I know that Breaking Bad isn't meant to be totally realistic, especially relative to The Wire. But they seem to take the attitude in BB that some aspects of the show should be realistic and others don't need to be. And this particular case felt like they erred on the side of cartoon violence to me.

Oddly, I tend to find it more acceptable to be cartoonish when we're at a climactic point, because that's when reality really seems to melt away and we slip more into that mythic vibe (I.E. plane collision or face off). But for something relatively small like tying up loose ends it didn't work for me at all.

myoldaccntwasdeleted · 2012-09-03T05:51:24+00:00

Fuck = sex ... no sex on tv!

gambiit · 2012-09-03T05:11:33+00:00

this is what murricka has become... no sex or cursing, but murdering people just cause? absolutely appropriate for children

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