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[–]Moscow_bear 156 points157 points ago

That isn't the original picture. Heres the link. http://24.media.tumblr.com/yuzYt0Ico9sdzsyfYhXaepxr_400.jpg

[–]GammaTainted 52 points53 points ago

You might say this is the other piece of the puzzle, but unfortunately I don't know the source. Judging by the text, it appears to be a Japanese commercial. I also know it was popular on 4chan around 2006, often accompanied by the text DSFARGEG (occasionally written using the Russian alphabet).

[–]Red_TomAto 29 points30 points ago

Character called mukku, if I remember correctly, from a kids show called ponkikki. Source: raised in Japan.

[–]GammaTainted 6 points7 points ago

Google images corroborates. I guess that's one mystery unraveled.

[–]iVoid 2 points3 points ago

I read the "raised in Japan" to the tune of Big In Japan by Alphaville...

[–]f03vral0n3 1 point2 points ago

[–]Red_TomAto 1 point2 points ago

Gachapin and his ability to do friggin anything. Aaaaanything.

[–]whisk3rs 62 points63 points ago

Useless fact: original pic comes up in every single Fark bicycle thread and used to be banned on there.

The more you know.

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 31 points32 points ago

Ah Fark, my Reddit before Reddit.

[–]DjinnNJuice 16 points17 points ago

Anytime I go back I get frustrated at not being able to downvote the asshats.

[–]WilhelmScreams 1 point2 points ago

And how the top comment is rarely relevant!

[–]mon_ster 49 points50 points ago

The more you Kohl's

[–]lobphin 12 points13 points ago

oh my god

[–]zcc0nonA 2 points3 points ago

TIL what kohl means

[–]jamarcus92 3 points4 points ago

Teach me, oh wise one.

[–]MrpickelzZ 11 points12 points ago

It's what the ancient Egyptians used to line their eyes, like mascara

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)

[–]jamarcus92 8 points9 points ago

"the more you Khol's"... IT MAKES NO SENSE.

[–]bruce656 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, except for that kohl ≠ Khol's.

[–]mon_ster 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I know, it's so stupid! "Kohl's" cannot be used as a verb! Whoever came up with the slogan should be fired

[–]scubacled 2 points3 points ago

CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

[–]Akasazh 3 points4 points ago

  • France is bacon.

[–]Eat_Bacon_nomnomnom 7 points8 points ago

False. Bacon never surrenders.

[–]OdoyleStillRules 0 points1 point ago

No means yes.

[–]Orcatype -2 points-1 points ago

What's fark?

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

...Why?

[–]Gangstapantz 0 points1 point ago

Useless fact #2: weird animal came from a gif entitled "ridin dirty" that was used quite often on the original ebaums world forum

[–]st31r -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for making the world a less beautiful place.

[–]pilchardboy 0 points1 point ago

ORLY?

[–]RupertDurden 1 point2 points ago

[–]korruptwinkies 0 points1 point ago

upvote moar!!

[–]Thinking_Differently 0 points1 point ago

You're wrong, as it turns out, that thing on the bike was ET's cousin. They have special properties to be invisible in photos (without enhancements to the photo). Yes... flying with a bike runs in the family.

[–]stupidstupidman 136 points137 points ago

dsfargeg

[–]kaydrian 76 points77 points ago

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

[–]GammaTainted 37 points38 points ago

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

As a non-4chaner, what in the fuck happened?

[–]kyleboddy 13 points14 points ago

this not being the top post makes me sad, goddamn newfriends

[–]SelectaRx 9 points10 points ago

Fuck you, I've been here all summer.

[–]liquidegg 1 point2 points ago

We're the minority here.

[–]subser 3 points4 points ago

fgsfds

[–]SupermanV2 63 points64 points ago

Woah, that photo makes me sick. Did that motherfucker drive head on into the group of riders?

[–]89rovi 54 points55 points ago

Pretty much but this one was photoshopped, here is the original. I think I read an article about it on Snopes a couple years ago, it was a bike race in Mexico in 2010. Driver fell asleep at the wheel.

[–]Tattycakes 1 point2 points ago

Killed one and injured 10. As terrible as this is, I was expecting much much worse.

[–]bowmhoust 4 points5 points ago

How do you know that it's not the other way around? The pixels look legit.

[–]SoloWing1 22 points23 points ago

Beep Beep mother fuckers.

[–]Stingerc 38 points39 points ago

happened where I live. It was a fun ride organized by two border cities in the Texas/Mexico border. It happened on the Mexican side, it was a ride from the beach to the city. There was police escorts, but some drunk asshole flew by them and plowed into a group of riders. He then led police on a chase, but didn't make it too far. He claimed he fell asleep at the wheel.

The guy driving the car was American, he had been drinking/doing drugs all night at the beach on the Mexican side of the border. He ignored the cops and as he tried to speed around them lost control of the car and hit a group of riders.

Most of the riders were American, some Mexican. Actually one of the guys in the air is a friend's brother. He miraculously survived because his helmet didn't fly off and thus it protected his head when he hit the pavement. He was however in a coma for 2 weeks, the group he plowed in were mostly members of a cycling club from the city in the Texas side of the border.

[–]ParticipleDangler 15 points16 points ago

And the first thing that made Reddit say WTF was not the murderous driver, but the costume.

[–]Thirsty_Land 7 points8 points ago

The context really kills it.

[–]redeyeNL -2 points-1 points ago

Lol i didnt notice the car at first i stared at the red ummmm... Guy?

[–]expert02 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, it's a good thing there was a cop there.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 144 points145 points ago

[–]denfilade 181 points182 points ago

[–]Shitty_Colorize 230 points231 points ago

Well, fuck.

[–]thegrumpygnome 51 points52 points ago

I'm sure you can do worse.

[–]KatzIncorporated 22 points23 points ago

Needs more lens flare.

[–]DownWithPants 80 points81 points ago

We've boosted the flare, sir, but I'm not sure how much more she can take...

http://i.imgur.com/LYh2Y.jpg

[–]DownWithPants 123 points124 points ago

Lens core breach in 3... 2.. http://i.imgur.com/IfPpd.gif

[–]FlyingPasta 20 points21 points ago

I feel about as useful as a shitbrick around you guys.

[–]QAOP_Space 9 points10 points ago

people will always need shitbricks

[–]catsmakeweirdnoises 1 point2 points ago

I love you all. Every single one of you.

[–]TheTussin 2 points3 points ago

This is the reason I come to reddit.

[–]T-rabbit 6 points7 points ago

AMAZING!

[–]frisbee_qc 1 point2 points ago

This...this is beautiful

[–]thorofasgard 1 point2 points ago

Is that...Rick Moranis?

[–]BunsTown 35 points36 points ago

[–]DownWithPants 29 points30 points ago

Sir, she's reaching Abrams levels. A lens core breach is imminent. http://i.imgur.com/mWEUT.jpg

[–]AmoralRelativist 9 points10 points ago

My eyes!

[–]Irrepressible87 14 points15 points ago

The goggles! They do nothing!

[–]lifeisabsurd 13 points14 points ago

Here, it should be fine now http://i.imgur.com/JIk9A.jpg

[–]Tallypo 15 points16 points ago

Took it up just one more notch.

[–]fitzydog 0 points1 point ago

He's gone PLAID!!

[–]Akasazh 8 points9 points ago

Made the gif

[–]Backpedal 0 points1 point ago

"my god! It's full of stars!"

[–]zgh5002 3 points4 points ago

Somewhere, JJ Abrams is sitting pants less on a pile of money and blow, and has just finished jerking it to your work. You have peaked.

[–]iVoid 1 point2 points ago

That is beautiful

[–]NimbusBP1729 0 points1 point ago

you should follow AWildSketchAppeared around from now on. This was most excellent.

[–]Krondoria[S] 13 points14 points ago

That's a boss sketch.

[–]apullin 10 points11 points ago

This is a picture of someone dying. The driver was drunk.

I remember hearing some news story a long time ago, probably 15 years or so, where someone from Toyota had made the comment, "In the future, probably all cars will have ignition interlock devices." It felt really weird and bad at the time, like the future was going to be a shitty, fucked up place, and that somehow it was a comment on how even I will need to have one of these devices, either for safety, or just by it being forcefully thrust on me.

Now, that remarks seems perfectly valid and reasonable. I'd vote for it if it came up as a CA proposition. Especially if it required the refitting of all cars as a requirement to renew registration.

[–]ChipChase 1 point2 points ago

That's not a person.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck. It was funny. For a second.

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point ago

My cousin works with machines (diggers) and they all have alco-locks.

[–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

Wow, really? In America? What part of the country?

[–]gerryn 0 points1 point ago

No, sorry. This is in Sweden

[–]Athingymajigg 2 points3 points ago

and thats one of the many reasons why sweden is one of the happiest countries in the world

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

where things make sense and all the fish are pickled ...

[–]504ever 11 points12 points ago

[–]diredyre 6 points7 points ago

'Tragedy' is probably the word OP is looking for.

[–]Luminair 17 points18 points ago

[–]DisapprovingSeal 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

(USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS ROAST)

[–]MustangDude69 1 point2 points ago

looks like a shop

[–]say_fuck_no_to_rules 0 points1 point ago

Is it the pixels? Or just from having seen a lot of shops in your time?

[–]abovetheignorance 9 points10 points ago

Somehow this is funny just because someone photoshopped a giant turd into the photo? Did I miss something? Because it makes me feel sick.

[–]Thirsty_Land 4 points5 points ago

To makes matters worse 4 people were critically injured and one person died. Stay classy reddit.

[–]zachbarnett 4 points5 points ago

But by that logic, then this isn't funny/classy. And that's absurd.

[–]sorry_bro_but 1 point2 points ago

There is a special place in hell reserved for the person that made that pic... a place that is full of free hookers and blow. What a lucky guy.

[–]Rahms 0 points1 point ago

Not really, you can't see anywhere near as much detail there. A picture saying "FUCK YEA" with something shopped onto someone jumping out of one of the windows would indeed get a bad reception.

[–]Atlas7711 6 points7 points ago

Giant turd in a bike wreck, that's how I would describe this.

[–]Krondoria[S] 1 point2 points ago

I think this is fairly accurate.

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[–]Geschirrspulmaschine 11 points12 points ago

That's what happens when the shit hits the sedan.

[–]ParticipleDangler 1 point2 points ago

I like yours better.

[–]FEMANON_HERE 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if people ITT are being sarcastic or new to the internet.

[–]goforglory 2 points3 points ago

I can. Repost.

[–]TheUnrepententLurker 0 points1 point ago

Enhance!

[–]MethCityChick 0 points1 point ago

Felt bad, still couldn't stop laughing

[–]IwillMakeYouMad 2 points3 points ago

I lived in that city when this happened. Some drunk American guy in the morning. Can't remember if it was in Spring Break, though. Pretty catastrophic. Matamoros, Tamaulipas.

[–]secret_twix 0 points1 point ago

Try "Photoshopped"

[–]Nothing2Special 0 points1 point ago

Don't think you coulda' caught me more high, or off guard.....

[–]Deadbreeze -1 points0 points ago

I was gonna post something, then i realized, ditto.

[–]Morsrael 2 points3 points ago

I can accurately describe it. It's unfunny shit.

[–]loradey 6 points7 points ago

Sure you can. It's a giant McNugget photoshopped into a car wreck.

ta-da

[–]jblaylock51 6 points7 points ago

Just imagine the wave of realization that is washing over him. Now faced with eminent demise, he is realizing the hilarity of the situation that he is in. He also knows and fears the amount of ridicule he will face for being a giant turd. Lol.

[–]RedPulse 3 points4 points ago

Hate to be a buzzkill but as an avid cyclist, this picture is the least funny one I've ever seen. :/

[–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

it's the purple people eaters ne'er do well cousin

the maroon moron

[–]masonex97 3 points4 points ago

I laughed really hard... and then i realized what its actually a picture of...

[–]ChipChase -2 points-1 points ago

...then continued laughing?

[–]masonex97 0 points1 point ago

of course not.

[–]doot_doot 2 points3 points ago

What can't you accurately describe? The part where this old photo was photoshopped? Is that the part you couldn't accurately describe?

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[–]alfrednugent -1 points0 points ago

Leave it to Reddit to make me laugh while I'm disturbed.

[–]Mildapprehension -1 points0 points ago

I can, its a photo shopped mate.

[–]AyeeshaHartsMoohamid 1 point2 points ago

I can't wait to see this picture posted again in another 3 weeks or so

[–]RandomStranger79 -1 points0 points ago

"Fake"?

[–]pyrorain 1 point2 points ago

Obvioulsy photoshopped. Ths accident happen a few year ago in my hometown in Mexico. Drunk guy ran over bikers during a race, a few died

[–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

I cannot accurately describe this...

have you tried "Photoshop"?

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

[–]coopaar -1 points0 points ago

photoshop

[–]tamasuperstar -1 points0 points ago

D:

[–]NoobuchadnezaR -1 points0 points ago

I can, Photoshop.

[–]copymentor -1 points0 points ago

Picture worth a thousand words ... starting with "fake".

[–]relevant_mitch -1 points0 points ago

A lot of pain and photoshop.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

what
the
fuck

[–]makenzie71 1 point2 points ago

Belongs in wtf...as in wtf is wrong with you to think this is funny?

[–]2hot2sexy4u 1 point2 points ago

please downvote this into oblivion

[–]123musicslave -1 points0 points ago

AND THAT MY FRIENDS is how babies are born

[–]jsager1982 -1 points0 points ago

Poor poor Grimmace.

[–]meltdownup -1 points0 points ago

Why is this STILL getting upvotes? Damn, the picture is fake and older than shit.

[–]shaomike -1 points0 points ago

Do you see what happens when you drive a Grand Marquis?! Dammit, will you people start listening now?

[–]ravelle -1 points0 points ago

You couldn't describe it so you zoomed in on the picture four times instead because?

[–]B-boc -1 points0 points ago

[–]jrgreenie123 -1 points0 points ago

I'm Mr. Fluffers, and this is jackass.

[–]Soundmantom -1 points0 points ago

....was that grimace on a bike?

[–]0takuSharkGuy -1 points0 points ago

TENSO

[–]Andrebatman -1 points0 points ago

he was looking at the cop, didnt see in front i guess, never noticed that

[–]kawi_grl125 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard I cried..

[–]Greatvanhudson 0 points1 point ago

LOOL this was in Mexico! I can tell by reading the side of that police car! LOL

[–]mathsquirrel 1 point2 points ago

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

DSFARGEG?

[–]InfantSpore 1 point2 points ago

[USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST.]

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

OK, my curiosity is piqued.

[–]InfantSpore 0 points1 point ago

Back in the good ol' days of 4chan, you would immediately get banned for posting a picture of that guy with the text "DSFARGEG". No idea why, but dammit, it was funny.

[–]TimeToCook -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else have pictures Similarcto his, with zoomed in and such

[–]poopy_wizard132 1 point2 points ago

ahhh this brings me back...

[–]PineappleSmoothie -2 points-1 points ago

That look of shear horror.

[–]xotiffanyco -2 points-1 points ago

Google Mukku ^

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[–]veritas88 4 points5 points ago

no video, just a picture, it was captured by the local news team that was covering the marathon, when all of the sudden, drunk/coked up guy still going at it at 7AM swerves right into the bike lane. This happened in Matamoros, Mexico.

[–]jblaylock51 -4 points-3 points ago

Mother fucker is scared as hell, but making me laugh my ass off.

[–]ndsurfer8908 -4 points-3 points ago

CANNOT.UPVOTE.ENOUGH.

[–]VCS777 -3 points-2 points ago

I describe it as a picture on imgur.

[–]ScaryFaces -3 points-2 points ago

"Nigga, can't you see that I have places to be?"

[–]jandalofdoom -1 points0 points ago

"Photoshopped."

[–]itrollulol -4 points-3 points ago

Looks like some asshole bicyclists got what they deserve.

[–]futue_te_ipsum -2 points-1 points ago

that dude just killed Grimace (of McDonalds)!

[–]atreydrew 1 point2 points ago

if we zoom in we can see the license plate number in the reflection of the turd's eye. case solved csi style

[–]wave538demon -2 points-1 points ago

He looks like the turd of Snuffy the Snufalufagus from Sesame Street.

[–]flyingfishy58 -2 points-1 points ago

"I've made a huge mistake" would be the words.

[–]olivepyromonkey -2 points-1 points ago

DOMO?

[–]Volore -2 points-1 points ago

nothing can stop the grimace

[–]imighthaveachode -2 points-1 points ago

meatwad

[–]p3x447 -2 points-1 points ago

A combo hit bonus!

[–]2plus2makes5 -2 points-1 points ago

"What the flying fuck?" - My roommate (no pun intended)

[–]fearandtuborg 0 points1 point ago

this belongs in WTF.

[–]isignedupforthis -2 points-1 points ago

Don't you know WTF? You gotta WTF.

[–]Gnometard -2 points-1 points ago

I can. "LOL"

[–]Kaffbon 0 points1 point ago

DSFARGEG

[–]thelittlewhitebird 0 points1 point ago

DSFARGEG

(User was banned for this post.)

[–]sayfucknotorulesman 0 points1 point ago

DSFARGEG

[–]americasux -3 points-2 points ago

I can: Best photo ever taken

[–]testdex 0 points1 point ago

That's Mukku. Y'all are reactin' like you don't know Mukku.

http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E3%83%A0%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF&hl=ja&tbm=isch

(PS if anyone knows how to send a less ugly link to a google images search, I'd love to learn)

[–]ukiyoe -1 points0 points ago

You can always format the link, or use a URL shortner like this one.

And yep, that's Mukku alright, probably caught up in Gachapin's shenanigans again.