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[–]Calcifer643 27 points28 points ago

this isn't funny

[–]Sir_Crackerjacks 1 point2 points ago

As a new and naive redditor; it's in /r/funny so it has to be funny...... Right?

[–]CowSarlacc -1 points0 points ago

I mean... those ARE the rules.

[–]ToplessPianist -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny cos it's true.

[–]magylo 11 points12 points ago

This isn't witty or funny and this isn't even in /new. Idiocracy.

[–]Annex1 3 points4 points ago

What's cooler than being cool?

[–]Witbox 10 points11 points ago

Posting gay FB shit...

[–]darkneo86 6 points7 points ago

No, ice cold.

[–]snowboy437 2 points3 points ago

Forgive me if I use this in the future.

[–]GeneralGPW[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hey, its cool man ;)

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[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -3 points-2 points ago

Everyone else will be cooler than you then. Oh wait, then won't be any different from now. Never mind.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 0 points1 point ago

No he doesn't. These aren't literal statements.

[–]TheYuri 0 points1 point ago

Depends on the verb. One is hot. One be cool.

[–]filladellfea 0 points1 point ago

And tends to be a correlation between very attractive women and shitty personalities.

[–]sieka134 0 points1 point ago

So basically, if a hot person wants to get cool he has to chill out?

[–]Crespy 0 points1 point ago

This technically belongs in /r/science right?

[–]Villainsoft 1 point2 points ago

Except cool doesnt exist. Only the absence of heat. Thats physics.

[–]Unicornholio 1 point2 points ago

"....The young man's name - Albert Einstein"

[–]Jowgenz 0 points1 point ago

Ice Cube bust through your wall via the Coors Light Train, jumps out of the Bar car holding a Coors Light in both hands and enthusiastically yet angrily says "Aint NO ONE colder than me."

[–]RageMorePlz -3 points-2 points ago

If you take a FB screenshot of an overused unfunny saying and post it on reddit, does that make you a cancerous faggot? Yes.

MIND BLOWN.

[–]Youareafoolishfool -3 points-2 points ago

Upboats.

[–]SpectreS18 -2 points-1 points ago

I'd say that, and they'd say, "No."

[–]thegimgim 0 points1 point ago

Seen in already :|