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Socially Awkward Penguinwrong sub (i.imgur.com)

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[–]readyno 25 points26 points ago

that penguin is not participating in no fap september

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 9 points10 points ago

Neither is anyone else

[–]Benjolia[S] 13 points14 points ago

I found him at Whipsnade Zoo this weekend. He refused to comment.

[–]StevieBee90 4 points5 points ago

Whipsnade zoo! I love that place. Did you see the hippopottamus swimming pool? That thing smelled so bad, like someone farted 1 inch from your face.

[–]Benjolia[S] 1 point2 points ago

I didn't see the hippos, we ran out of time, there's too much to see in one day! The penguins were awesome though, as were the sea lions! And they didn't smell like someone farted 1 inch from your face :)

[–]StevieBee90 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the sea lions were incredible, so well trained. The first thing the hippo does is poo in the swimming pool every day, even though they fill it up with fresh water. It's a way of marking territory I think...

[–]thepoisonapple 5 points6 points ago

I was gonna say, I thought that was Whipsnade! I go there from time to time.

[–]danrennt98 3 points4 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]old_righty 3 points4 points ago

Does he have internet in there?

[–]Benjolia[S] 3 points4 points ago

I did ask him, but he just looked at me kinda awkwardly.

[–]masoc 1 point2 points ago

/r/pics

[–]modernwitch -1 points0 points ago

Awwww :c

[–]tenlow 0 points1 point ago

He can't go outside yet, there are too many blue links.

[–]Belexar 0 points1 point ago

If we were pengiuns, this picture would be creepy.

[–]Santa_Claauz 0 points1 point ago

Not a fucking advice animal......

[–]Azmania 0 points1 point ago

I've been to whips aide zoo a few times and know all about that little cave. Last time I went there with my ex there was, I assume, a female penguin inside the cave who didn't come out once whilst we stood watching for about 20 minutes (she loved penguins). However, a number of other, I assume, make penguins did enter and exit after about 2-4 minutes. Essentially that is a brothel and the femal penguins go in there to have sex with a lot of other penguins.

It could be guy on guy for all I know but that penguin is not socially awkward, just really up for taking a lot of dick.

Hope that helps!

[–]vaginarox -3 points-2 points ago

r/pics exists for a reason

[–]Benjolia[S] -4 points-3 points ago

After looking at your name, I cannot take anything you say seriously.

[–]tonize92 -3 points-2 points ago

Spot the Redditer!

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