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[–]k4hill 84 points85 points ago

Poor MJF!

[–]BoxSquid 11 points12 points ago

I feel like the devil for laughing at him.

[–]w2red 4 points5 points ago

I know this is a repost because my wife told me off for laughing so hard when I saw it upload last time.

[–]thawizard 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure he owns more money than a lot of us.

[–]CrazyAnimalLady 15 points16 points ago

I am pretty sure he would give it all up for a cure. My father has Parkinson's disease and I would give up everything I own to relieve just some of his symptoms.

[–]learntofart 10 points11 points ago

MJF is cool as fuck about it though. Also, very active spokesperson on the case.

[–]jogga 12 points13 points ago

He is unstoppable in the movement.

[–]Scippiriddic 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]cloud4197 2 points3 points ago

My dad has it too. I'd do the same.

[–]SuperSchmyd 0 points1 point ago

Why you got to be all sad friend?

[–]BleedTheFreak 6 points7 points ago

Holy fuck, you might be the most empathetic person on the internet.

[–]SuperSchmyd 2 points3 points ago

Think someone confused empathetic with pathetic and downvoted you, but no worries, I got you.

[–]BleedTheFreak 1 point2 points ago

Are you really that oblivious?

[–]SuperSchmyd 3 points4 points ago

Are we going to hug yet or what, because this boner is making me feel awkward.

[–]BiGEyE-6 4 points5 points ago

shhh shhh shhh Just take off your pants and stop asking questions.

[–]badvice 2 points3 points ago

At least the guy has a sense of humour about it, think i remember a sketch about him handing someone a soda and it exploding all over them.

[–]makinganotheraccount 39 points40 points ago

Where's Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles?

[–]jaxon8er 12 points13 points ago

you forgot deadpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]theottosauraus 6 points7 points ago

SUCK IT WOLVERINE...wait

[–]kwvtxhiaj 10 points11 points ago

excuse me, where are the ketchup chips??????

[–]mr_mojo773 3 points4 points ago

And pineapple crush!

[–]gerbil_george 26 points27 points ago

Couldn't help but notice you left out Justin Beiber...and I can't say I blame you

[–]OC_Slim 7 points8 points ago

OP didn't leave out anyone cause he didn't make the image.

[–]publius4 11 points12 points ago

Don't forget Nickelback.

[–]FilbertInTheFlesh 7 points8 points ago

and the mexicans

[–]gabezermeno 7 points8 points ago

dont forget drake

[–]worldalpha_com 4 points5 points ago

And my beloved Maple Leafs! Where are the Leafs?!

[–]Marshmelow6 -1 points0 points ago

Maple leafs! What are you, 70 years old?

[–]eoarchaean 11 points12 points ago

WHERE IS THE BAGGED MILK

[–]TrustInHenry 8 points9 points ago

it's funny 'cause it's cold in Canada! Right? Wait.

[–]masterchiefr75 17 points18 points ago

Saw Geddy, Approved.

[–]thesplendor 5 points6 points ago

No Neil or Alex :(

[–]gaben3 2 points3 points ago

Yo bitch. Trump on skype.

[–]thesplendor 0 points1 point ago

ya bitch aight

[–]mf-wu 2 points3 points ago

[–]xphateslater 12 points13 points ago

What about Kenny and Spenny?

[–]lucianmatt 2 points3 points ago

oh. my. god.

I love you, xphateslater.

[–]Whalenutz 18 points19 points ago

Your missing trailer park boys!

[–]imamoonmonster 4 points5 points ago

You're.* But valid point, so upvote.

[–]nickaggie 13 points14 points ago

How could you leave out Terrance and Phillip?

[–]GD0512 9 points10 points ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[–]YeahIWrestleBears 6 points7 points ago

I'm not your guy, pal.

[–]gerbil_george 2 points3 points ago

I'm not your pal, friend

[–]TheFlyLife 2 points3 points ago

I'm not your friend, buddy!

[–]FCS34 2 points3 points ago

I have tickets to see Buddy Guy in Sep.

[–]danmanlacedarius 1 point2 points ago

He obviously doesn't have his grade 11

[–]IWannaGetFunky 5 points6 points ago

BNL?

[–]greatjobpeppep 6 points7 points ago

Where's Mr. Lahey???

[–]mr_mojo773 6 points7 points ago

Fuck off Lahey.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 2 points3 points ago

Frig off Barb!

[–]devl29 5 points6 points ago

Where's all the weed? Man did someone forget the weed?

[–]samster120 11 points12 points ago

Scott Pilgrim......

[–]EnWORM 1 point2 points ago

Lost my shit at mjf

[–]TheKingBoar 4 points5 points ago

Where the fuck is Devin Townsend?

[–]Asera 1 point2 points ago

I second this!

[–]SalamanderOfDoom 4 points5 points ago

Just Geddy Lee? What about Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson?

[–]rempek 4 points5 points ago

Why does MJF make the best milkshakes?

Because he uses only the finest ingredients!

[–]lightninghand 4 points5 points ago

Where are Alex Trebek, Ricky, and Julian?

[–]notfinigan 1 point2 points ago

Dont forget Mr Mau5.

[–]squidsquidsquid 2 points3 points ago

Appreciation for the inukshuk.

[–]j0esj0es20 2 points3 points ago

I saw this exact post before and was confused as to why it was so funny. I went to the comments trying to find out why the heck it was and it's just a bunch of people talking about how hilarious it is and nothing else. If it helps to know, I don't know anything about most actors and all I can think of when I see the shaking guy is 'That's the guy from Back to the Future'.

[–]Dannylevel99 1 point2 points ago

Where's Cobie Smulders?

[–]DJWaffle 2 points3 points ago

That's right America we invented moose.

[–]officerha 1 point2 points ago

Where is Robin Sherbatsky?

[–]Honztastic 4 points5 points ago

He's going to vibrate into the future!

[–]Buyn 3 points4 points ago

Captain Canuck? Nathan Fillion? Steve Nash? Paul Gross? James Doohan? I'll go sit over in the weird corner.

[–]Face_Like_An_Onion 4 points5 points ago

Steve Nash? Ketchup flavored potato chips?

[–]Glazed_BEagle 1 point2 points ago

I don't think space is from Canada. . .

[–]molltar88 2 points3 points ago

...Wait where is Wade Wilson!?

[–]kingdavidek 3 points4 points ago

Where are arcade fire, wolf parade and godspeed?

[–]gcm90 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you

[–]doctormega 6 points7 points ago

NO TRAILER PARK BOYS?! FUCK YOU!

[–]NiggaLovinJew 1 point2 points ago

Lol.. I couldn't have said that better myself!

[–]LordWhat 4 points5 points ago

Where's Nathan Fillion?

[–]sarahsaurus221 1 point2 points ago

Sebastian Bach shoul be in there somewhere..

[–]FoneBoneHead 2 points3 points ago

Wait a minute... Other countries don't have Kraft Dinner? You poor bastards.

[–]Doggie_Afuera 3 points4 points ago

Is this true? I really need to know this before I move...

[–]KikiCollins 2 points3 points ago

In the states we call it "Kraft Mac n' Cheese." From my time in Canada I've determined its the same stuff, but there seems to be more flavors available up there.

[–]UNEification 2 points3 points ago

America here, we have Kraft Mac n Cheese. I think you guys invented it though. Thanks Canada!

[–]Rhilis 1 point2 points ago

Wait... Why would you fuck hitler?

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

Because I once said that Hitler without the mustache was "not unattractive" in an /r/wtf thread and everybody tagged me as such.

[–]myf00tiscold 2 points3 points ago

how could you forget Santa!?

[–]thisguynamedjoe 2 points3 points ago

What's shaking, Canadian Bacon?

[–]skatingmichael 2 points3 points ago

arhh poutine, super tasty and super fat

[–]MontrealBornanRaised 2 points3 points ago

Take out the beer, that's our worst beer. You didn't even include St. Ambroise

[–]ginganija 1 point2 points ago

i personally love the fact that the maple leafs are not represented in this...they suck so much they shouldnt be part of canada :P

[–]siener 2 points3 points ago

No Leonard Cohen?

[–]perrydalian 2 points3 points ago

I can understand Alan Thicke not making the cut. But how is Nathan Fillion not part of this Canadian pride parade?

[–]nyrol 1 point2 points ago

There is a serious lack of Bieber and YOLO.

[–]GeoRhi 2 points3 points ago

Where are Tegan and Sara?

[–]Zephorian 1 point2 points ago

Too bad Bieber ruins it all.

[–]genemaster 1 point2 points ago

Bieber, nickelback and avril lavigne ruin it all

[–]momadeen 0 points1 point ago

Where's the beaver? And Maurice Richard???

[–]chewsonthemove 0 points1 point ago

I would just like to point out, that the doughnuts are dutch... they originate from oliboulen... so they are NOT canadian...

[–]ReadingRainbowie 2 points3 points ago

where the fuck is the maple syrup

[–]scottramonapilgrim 2 points3 points ago

Where's Scott Pilgrim!?

[–]SourBiscuit 7 points8 points ago

Lmaooooooo ooohhh man I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]PacifistActivist 4 points5 points ago

Nah. I'll bet Michael would laugh, too. He's made some pretty decent jokes about it himself.

[–]SP0oONY 33 points34 points ago

MJF would look at it and wonder why he was the only thing on the image staying still.

[–]Adio4K -5 points-4 points ago

Classsssssssssssssssssic.

[–]NickTheHalfling 0 points1 point ago

Explain to the internet noob.

[–]kaiden333 5 points6 points ago

Micheal J fox has Parkinson's disease (he constantly shakes). Because of this everything in the picture would be moving too. The joke is that the movement in the picture and his would sync and cause the illusion that neither is moving.

[–]NickTheHalfling 4 points5 points ago

That's so disrespectful.

I love you, Internet.

[–]tidder112 0 points1 point ago

Instant smile.
I barely noticed anything else

[–]Buddy_Dacote 0 points1 point ago

Thing is, Parkinson's doesn't make you shake, it makes you unable to move at all. The signals from the brain never reaches the hand, feet or whatever, so you sit there, unable to move even if you try.

[–]kaiden333 1 point2 points ago

Then what causes the shaking?

[–]Buddy_Dacote 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I wasn't thinking straight. Parkinson does make you shake. You're not plagued by involuntarily movement like you do if you got Huntington's. I thought for a moment that that's what you meant. Sorry about that.

But the real problem with Parkinson's isn't the shaking, it is what I descirbed in my previous post. Eventually it'll kill you indirectly.

[–]GodofAngels 2 points3 points ago

You must live western canada. I only see 3 hockey teams reped.

[–]missyprez99 3 points4 points ago

What is that movin.... Oh.... hahahahaha.... I'm going to hell

[–]MoJoNoNo 1 point2 points ago

Do you actually think that makes up for Bieber?

[–]justinsidebieber 0 points1 point ago

You left out Justin Bieber GOD DAMN IT. If you're going to be proud be proud of everything.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 1 point2 points ago

So. Wrong.

lol

[–]FVBAR 1 point2 points ago

No Strange Brew? Just what in the hell is the matter with you?

[–]BassFlux 1 point2 points ago

Am I crazy or was Steve Nash missing? The guy only won 2 NBA MVPs...

[–]Coca_Cola_for_blood 1 point2 points ago

Spent too long looking for the 80 year old Shatner that I missed trek Shatner.

[–]Ka1ser 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't there be a mounty too?

[–]xpwnagee 1 point2 points ago

HEHEHE i bet he purposely left out bieber XD

[–]ensign_ackbar 1 point2 points ago

its a shame doc brown created a time machine but couldn't cure parkinsons

[–]agnos85 1 point2 points ago

My new favourite gif!

[–]GeorgeOlduvai 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see this, I'm disappointed in the lack of Leonard Cohen.

[–]tarkahnz 1 point2 points ago

Holy poutine!!!

[–]pixartist 1 point2 points ago

most annoying gif ever

[–]ThatGuy8 1 point2 points ago

i cant believe this isnt in the top five but John Candy, Bob and Doug mackenzie aka rick morannis and another guy who i cant remember his name haha

[–]djhart99 1 point2 points ago

Robin Sparkles?

[–]TitanKing 1 point2 points ago

This is just plain bad taste.

[–]TrojanHorseForSale 1 point2 points ago

I was saddened to see that Rick Moranis wasn't included, although happy that nobody else thought of him. His face would fit perfectly in this picture

[–]ParatroopaDude 1 point2 points ago

I enjoy the addition of the Oilers.

[–]BleedTheFreak 1 point2 points ago

You left out Skinny Puppy :c

[–]rabidnz 1 point2 points ago

NO BRIAN BOITANO?

[–]rickster907 1 point2 points ago

And Captain Kirk is on there TWICE. Win.

[–]Norwegianmoustache 1 point2 points ago

Why isn't Colin Mochrie larger? Is it because he is half scottish?

[–]jplanet9 1 point2 points ago

Where's Eugene Levy? You always need to add Eugene Levy when mentioning Canada.

[–]TheTwistedFaith 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least Quebec was useful for something, poutine.

[–]jpgrbeat 1 point2 points ago

I waited a whole minute for MJF to take off like a rocket ship....

[–]asnof 1 point2 points ago

You have a keg of moose piss on there but not kokannee, you sir are not a true canadian

[–]Menospan 1 point2 points ago

Pamela Anderson

[–]clonetrooper250 1 point2 points ago

No syrup?

[–]Marshmelow6 1 point2 points ago

The fuck are Bob and Doug Mckenzie!

[–]jakemaniang 1 point2 points ago

I'm 1/4 Canadian

And this just made me 1/4 more proud then I was before

[–]Nicombobula 1 point2 points ago

Just died laughing. Should probably also be put under imgoingtohellforthis

[–]berthejew 1 point2 points ago

+1 for Men with Brooms

[–]jaalexis 1 point2 points ago

Where in the fucking great white north is don cherry in this post?

[–]Boatakk -1 points0 points ago

damn reposts...

[–]BroseidonGodofTheSea 1 point2 points ago

This is the only thing to make me laugh all morning, the fact that it's a gif for that one reason makes it horribly incredible.

[–]enverano 1 point2 points ago

OP, you made Jesus laugh. Now you're going to hell.

[–]Emperor_Quintana 1 point2 points ago

I hear that Vancouver has the best VoiceOver talent in the continent. Andrea Libman (Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) is one example.

[–]jcammm 1 point2 points ago

I just spewded my beer...

[–]jimmybrite 1 point2 points ago

What, no Beavertails?

[–]fuckinmagician 1 point2 points ago

Where the fuck is Neil Peart?

[–]geoffreymiller9430 1 point2 points ago

LOL

[–]LeslieVernon 1 point2 points ago

I liek det 1 gurl wit da tittays

[–]DrStrangeloves 0 points1 point ago

I love that tiny Laura Secord chocolate.

[–]meatsock 0 points1 point ago

anything with red green in it gets upvotes forever.

[–]thefigpucker 0 points1 point ago

That's fucked up....and yet I laughed.....

[–]GokuMoto 0 points1 point ago

you forgot bandit keith "IN CANADA!!!"

[–]the_lone_walker 0 points1 point ago

Neil Young, Daniel Lanois, Shania Twain, Alannis Morisette, Leonard Cohen, k d lang, Joni Mitchell, Arcade Fire, Oscar Peterson...

[–]LeWoVoc 0 points1 point ago

Where in the hot fuck are the Barenaked Ladies?

[–]Freddog42 0 points1 point ago

You had to pick the shittiest hockey team to represent Canada

[–]joebags15 0 points1 point ago

poopy_wizard132, i debated long and hard, internally of course, whether or not I approved. You have won me over.

congratulations, sincerely, bored college student

[–]LonieSuperTramp 0 points1 point ago

When I think of Canada I think of British Colombia, when I think of BC I think of BC bud.. I see nothing of marijuana in this pic.. disappointment

[–]meekrab 2 points3 points ago

*Columbia

[–]big_airliner_whoa 1 point2 points ago

asshole

[–]Dirtstyl3 -1 points0 points ago

Tss Calgary flames . . . , PUT THE HABS !!! 24 Stanley cup out of 100 seasons , we got most succesful sport franchise in the world !

[–]ohciel 1 point2 points ago

Guessing you didn't notice Rocket Richard right below the Flames jersey...

[–]great_gape 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, And you give Americans shit for being fat fucks

[–]Hippopatomoose 0 points1 point ago

i love that state

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[–]TheN0zZ13 0 points1 point ago

IM PROUD OF OUR COUNTRY

[–]Gromitt42 -2 points-1 points ago

Michael Fox jokes should be banned due to the fact he's a legend.

[–]eragonisdragon 2 points3 points ago

No one is above having jokes made about them.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

That's what Michael J Fox said about Chuck Norris....

[–]CrimsonFlow 0 points1 point ago

McFly having a McStroke. :/

[–]gnome12585 0 points1 point ago

What was on the fries?

[–]skatingmichael 1 point2 points ago

cheese and gravy

[–]Buyn 1 point2 points ago

It's poutine.

[–]MyChairsLeg 0 points1 point ago

We are going to have to apologize sometime for Justin Beiber...

[–]connorcpmar 0 points1 point ago

lol no justin beiber

[–]xAllyCatx -1 points0 points ago

The food looks good

[–]Bartimaes 0 points1 point ago

...where is Bieber?

[–]OnlyAMuffin 2 points3 points ago

We never speak of him.

[–]Crashawesome 0 points1 point ago

Why in space...it's not like you guys have ever been there

[–]Isaiah91 0 points1 point ago

Downvote

[–]Sallazar -5 points-4 points ago

Canada is pretty nice. Your beer is shit though.

[–]UFreeky 7 points8 points ago

I guess having more alcohol in our beers really make it shitty.. Yeah.. Oh hold on, what's the legal age to drink in your country? 21? Yeah.. I guess Canada is a really shitty place.

[–]Sallazar 0 points1 point ago

I fail to see how the law making trends of my country and the high alcohol percentage of beer in Canada negates the fact that their beer generally tastes bland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

[–]UFreeky 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, thanks for your link.. Well then I guess we have different taste cause I find american beer tastes like nothing. As a Canadian I'm probably supposed to tell you I'm sorry. but not this time :). I won't back down on this.

[–]Sallazar 1 point2 points ago

Well the good beer you gotta leave Canada for. The best stuff is made by small breweries but there are a few you really should look up. Stone Brewery (try their Ruination if you want flavor) Dogfish Head (I like their 90 minute IPA) and if you can make it down to Alabama try Good People Beer. This is a very small brewery that only distributes to one state and honestly is the current state of the real craft brew community in the States. I went in many a beer store in Canada and they had ZERO good American beers.

[–]vahabs 3 points4 points ago

unless you're from Germany, you're wrong. Especially if you're from the states. Canadian beer is awesome. just not molson or labatt. but sleemans, keiths, or rickards beat the shit out of any american beer. and they're just our mass produced beers.

[–]Sallazar 0 points1 point ago

I've been apart of the craft brewing community for quite some time now and I've found that Canadian beer is behind on this (bar a few companies, one being Flying Monkey's, visited that brewery and they have a good operation though it is small). The opinion of good beer to them seems to favor flavorless, heavy carbonation and high alcohol. But to say American beer is shit is really strange to me because in the past 5 years the craft beer community has absolutely exploded. I don't say this from a nationalistic stand point, German used to lead the charge in terms of craft beer but now America has the reins. I highly suggest you check out the CRAFT BEER community and stop thinking of American (and actually you mentioned Canadian beer that falls under this category) as beer produced by the "big three."

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[–]vahabs 6 points7 points ago

what are you talking about? canadian bacon isnt that ham-like shit, the real stuff is called peameal bacon, its a pickled pork loin thats rolled in cornmeal. its good on a bun with tomato.

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[–]thawizard -4 points-3 points ago

Why is the CBC logo there...?

[–]Buyn 4 points5 points ago

...Canadian broadcasting company?