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[–]Colesephus 2 points3 points ago

You could possibly have sex with the one on the right without contracting a disease?

[–]swcnpoho 2 points3 points ago

No idea dude... You win this time

[–]AndoKillzor 2 points3 points ago

One is a piece of shit and the other appears to be dog faeces with some sprinkles on top.

[–]jackson0343 2 points3 points ago

The one on the right has better hair and fashion sense.

[–]EnigmaticBanana 2 points3 points ago

The one on the right is a piece of shit with sprinkles on it while the one on the left is a piece of shit with colored cotton balls on it

[–]Laugh69 1 point2 points ago

The people in the background.

[–]Mikedealer 1 point2 points ago

Im not sure, but i think the right one is nicki minaj, although i see her features in both pictures

[–]RedRing14 1 point2 points ago

One is on the sidewalk the other is in a chair.

[–]Jimmigill 0 points1 point ago

I give up, what's the answer?

[–]myeverymovment 1 point2 points ago

shitty sprinkles

[–]thegreenpiglet 0 points1 point ago

They're both... wait for it.... "pretty shit" .You're welcome.