Went out to round up our horses with my dog... can't say it went quite as planned

KookyGuy · 2012-09-03T01:07:25+00:00

I can't tell if the horse is enjoying it or doesn't care.

MrStavanger · 2012-09-03T03:05:25+00:00

Probable offspring

Edit; grammer

Drakemir · 2012-09-03T00:53:45+00:00

He just likes the Big Boned girls.

pleasedontapproach · 2012-09-03T01:23:37+00:00

Ah, I can deduce by the date format on the camera that you aren't American... Sherlock Holmes out.

boblabon · 2012-09-03T02:44:03+00:00

Are you hoping to get a dog sized horse, or a horse sized dog?

mrs_too_honest · 2012-09-03T00:56:42+00:00

Looks like it went well for your dog, though.

Ollie84 · 2012-09-03T02:33:16+00:00

Mixing a dog and a horse would definitely result in man's new best friend!

WellSeeYaLater · 2012-09-03T02:57:06+00:00

First reaction was to set it as my desktop background. Second reaction was to shout "Fenton! FENTON! Oh, Jesus Christ!"

squididol · 2012-09-03T01:21:05+00:00

That right there is one brave dog.

Cptn_Hook · 2012-09-03T03:10:15+00:00

The entire walk out there --

Oh yeah. I'm gonna pound up that horse so good. I can't believe he asked me to go do this.

buddle1587 · 2012-09-03T03:00:34+00:00

Look guys. IS there even penetration here?

comrade_leviathan · 2012-09-03T01:04:49+00:00

WILFRED, NO!

apb1979a · 2012-09-02T20:15:23-07:00

Is it in yet?

WouldYouKindly69 · 2012-09-02T23:36:48+00:00

I knew it was only a matter of time until Sarah Jessica Parker did a sex tape...

my_cock_in_barack · 2012-09-03T03:08:13+00:00

If it sits I fucks.

DejaBoo · 2012-09-03T03:47:56+00:00

Dog does it goes on r~funny

Human does it and....

chillale66 · 2012-09-02T22:19:09-07:00

It's shit like this making it to the front page that makes me wonder about this place.

EthanBeatles · 2012-09-02T18:43:26-07:00

The fuck?

dudecooler · 2012-09-03T05:08:43+00:00

"Delicious BBW gets fucked by stud"

JustHereToDerp · 2012-09-03T06:23:26+00:00

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on!

r4mbini · 2012-09-03T10:06:46+00:00

no fap september is really getting to him, huh?

n33ko · 2012-09-03T03:22:18+00:00

FENTON!!!

insidli · 2012-09-02T19:18:26-07:00

Where is this?

Melodicon · 2012-09-03T03:33:51+00:00

Colorado?

jigglesv · 2012-09-03T06:48:07+00:00

FENNNTOONNNNNNN!!!

PISS_OUT_MY_DICK · 2012-09-02T18:53:28-07:00

That dog, has spent way too much time on /r/SpaceClop

rottingshadow · 2012-09-03T02:49:55+00:00

the dog's expression is that of charlie sheen "WINNING!"

kx2UPP · 2012-09-02T19:17:42-07:00

Mm, dat ass

danwoever · 2012-09-02T19:31:07-07:00

DM; HS

shay1a · 2012-09-02T19:39:27-07:00

he likes dat big ol' ass!

trivas · 2012-09-02T20:04:06-07:00

Lol apparently this happened on my bday

javver · 2012-09-02T20:04:28-07:00

The horse, accustomed to more gifted friends just goes "Is it in yet?"

sparrowscraper · 2012-09-02T20:04:54-07:00

oh my gosh look at that beautiful background

E_Wander · 2012-09-02T20:07:54-07:00

Pure bliss.

cozmosmashzu · 2012-09-02T20:08:19-07:00

Maybe not for you, he seems like hes having a damn good time, haha

s1lverw0lf · 2012-09-03T03:11:36+00:00

Huh... always wondered how mastiffs came about. TIL..

71Comet · 2012-09-02T20:12:06-07:00

DM;HS

95688it · 2012-09-02T20:14:52-07:00

Dog said " this bitch is gigantic, i gotta hit that "

Reaper505 · 2012-09-02T20:16:04-07:00

This needs to be framed

scififaninphx · 2012-09-02T20:17:40-07:00

Why do you judge what is obviously a loving embrace?

Also, lol, your dog looks super thrilled.

gabesheff · 2012-09-02T20:21:33-07:00

How is this not in r/photoshopbattles????

eodtalley · 2012-09-02T20:25:06-07:00

Horsey style?

thetrueslug · 2012-09-02T20:26:49-07:00

That is a huge horse.

HankMcCoy7410 · 2012-09-02T20:28:02-07:00

dealwithit.gif

rderekp · 2012-09-03T03:30:11+00:00

Yeah, that’s a good way to get your dog killed, by having them around horses.

Ryanami · 2012-09-02T20:38:29-07:00

Colby reference [here]. Joke about learned behavior [here].

bonerjohnson · 2012-09-02T20:39:42-07:00

I was debating with someone if they had some kind of demonic offspring what would it be called? A Dorse? a Horg?

gingerjoyce · 2012-09-02T20:42:40-07:00

Well, at least the dog is enjoying itself, no? I mean, I could have been a cow or a pig instead.

jackedtoit · 2012-09-02T20:46:06-07:00

Animals aren't my thing.

Bodie1550 · 2012-09-02T20:53:42-07:00

Shetland ponies

laura22lynne · 2012-09-02T20:54:56-07:00

This picture was taken on my birthday...one hell of a surprise

MyChairsLeg · 2012-09-02T20:56:50-07:00

Snot Grass

gth1985 · 2012-09-02T20:58:31-07:00

I admire his determination

jdonabro · 2012-09-03T04:11:26+00:00

Holy shit your picture made me laugh because your dog bears a striking resemblance to mine. Is yours a tree walker coonhound by any chance?

littlecricket · 2012-09-03T04:13:05+00:00

what's coming out of the horse's nose?

puss_parkerswidow · 2012-09-03T04:30:56+00:00

The offspring is called a Dorse, because Hog is already taken.

tor5079 · 2012-09-02T21:31:26-07:00

Happiest. Dog. Ever. Just look at that face... "Yeah Im totally fucking this horse! What of it?"

Stjornur · 2012-09-02T21:32:15-07:00

THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

zeshtorm · 2012-09-02T21:33:34-07:00

Is this between Vancouver and Blaine?

d_o_double_g · 2012-09-02T21:35:30-07:00

i was hoping this isn't a gif because i imagined the dog woud look at me just like this.

MightyBulger · 2012-09-02T21:38:51-07:00

I look forward to your brood of Dorses.

cutzglass · 2012-09-02T21:39:01-07:00

the background really sets the mood

evildead4075 · 2012-09-03T04:51:04+00:00

this is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen in my life! thank you for this...

drawdelove · 2012-09-02T21:53:45-07:00

He has high hopes

baloneyjoe · 2012-09-02T22:07:04-07:00

It did for the dog.

chefman777 · 2012-09-02T22:15:19-07:00

It went EXACTLY as planned.

csaszar1960 · 2012-09-02T22:19:01-07:00

I appreciate his self confidence.

stump_lives · 2012-09-02T22:19:48-07:00

That dog is loving every minute of it

craniumonempty · 2012-09-03T05:28:32+00:00

Fucking dog!

critch · 2012-09-02T22:30:59-07:00

That's Interspecies Erotica, fucko.

GrandChawhee · 2012-09-03T05:36:21+00:00

FENTONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

crezy · 2012-09-03T05:36:33+00:00

This is herding behavior. Herding dogs will do this to sheep to steer them where they want them to go - they hold the sheep with their front legs and push them in the proper direction with their hind legs. I have a dog that does this to other dogs when they are going somewhere she (yes, she) doesn't like. It's instinctual, and very confusing to guests.

ButteredWarrior · 2012-09-03T05:39:19+00:00

I showed my friend this from far away, and he thought it was a horse fucking a lion.

macmiller92 · 2012-09-02T22:43:52-07:00

the horse is just takin it

Lepke · 2012-09-02T22:49:06-07:00

I guess Mr. Hands came back as a dog and is looking for revenge.

Looks like the Hindus were right.

tatorface · 2012-09-03T05:55:53+00:00

The dog looks so happy!

mycorrectname · 2012-09-03T05:57:59+00:00

Somewhere out there, there is someone with a very weird fetish thanking you for this picture.

Thank you.

SchrodingersKarma · 2012-09-02T23:09:09-07:00

Colby's revenge.

rindindin · 2012-09-02T23:11:28-07:00

I...what...I...

Irrelevance7 · 2012-09-02T23:12:14-07:00

I laughed a little too loud reading this on the shitter.

jekyll984 · 2012-09-03T06:13:44+00:00

First step is to assert dominance.

PictureTraveller · 2012-09-03T06:14:30+00:00

looks like he had a blast

LikeASimile · 2012-09-02T23:16:48-07:00

Tonight was the night that I saw a dog boning a horse.

theshannons · 2012-09-02T23:18:08-07:00

You have a very ambitious dog.

adw00t · 2012-09-02T23:23:43-07:00

A'ight you Photoshop high-rollers..we need us some good ones right here (pretty please).

awkward_person_here · 2012-09-03T06:24:37+00:00

The result. Quite majestic if you ask me.

Sir_Firebum · 2012-09-02T23:26:38-07:00

i think that russel brand is having sex with sarah jessica parker

moxie132 · 2012-09-02T23:27:32-07:00

FEEEENTOOON!

Calebcummings · 2012-09-02T23:34:38-07:00

I wonder if its a boy horse. Bitches love boy horses

siliconespectre · 2012-09-02T23:49:41-07:00

he gets an "A" for effort at least

LacksRethics · 2012-09-03T00:11:35-07:00

I have to say. This is one of the most enjoyable photos in my life.

That dog's face.

mbluhm36420 · 2012-09-03T07:24:59+00:00

God that's a big... Horse

wyattp23 · 2012-09-03T00:27:49-07:00

I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker was into beasteality.

Beastwallet · 2012-09-03T07:28:40+00:00

10/10, would roll in horse shit due to uncontrolable spasms of laughter.

Neversaidiwassmart · 2012-09-03T07:52:52+00:00

The reason behind this picture is why I regretfully stay away from Vegas.

rosesareredviolets · 2012-09-03T00:58:13-07:00

I want to show this to people.

CitizenHizenburg · 2012-09-03T08:04:18+00:00

What happens in the pasture stays in the pasture.

Lopsided_n_lovin_it · 2012-09-03T01:12:41-07:00

Not according to YOUR plan maybe. But I think that dog has got it allllll figured out.

Ethoxyethaan · 2012-09-03T08:16:19+00:00

I fok horses

Pardon?

Yes, paarden!

postacidyouth · 2012-09-03T01:34:17-07:00

I think I've found my new Facebook timeline cover picture

apullin · 2012-09-03T09:14:26+00:00

Dude ... is he actually getting penetration? It looks like he might be ...

nixygirl · 2012-09-03T09:15:02+00:00

I have a dream.

tehcrs · 2012-09-03T09:21:31+00:00

Know your limits, brother.

TrulyGolden · 2012-09-03T02:23:09-07:00

Hey this is was taken on my birthday!

Devanthar · 2012-09-03T02:36:07-07:00

Sarah Jessica Parker does interracial? News to me.

stalkinghorse · 2012-09-03T02:37:12-07:00

In Animal Farm by George Orwell, the horse symbolizes the workers, and the shepherd the police, if I recall correctly.

roflmaoqwerty · 2012-09-03T03:55:21-07:00

Colby!

astrograph · 2012-09-03T11:25:02+00:00

BAD DOG!

Jaded567 · 2012-09-03T11:35:07+00:00

NSFW please

copymentor · 2012-09-03T04:39:57-07:00

"Horseback Mountain, The Sequel" a film by Ang Lee

Robcheese101 · 2012-09-03T11:46:54+00:00

Please mark as nsfw! That was awkward.

brygy24 · 2012-09-03T12:25:55+00:00

It's incredible how nonchalant he looks considering he's taking a dick in the ass

Spekingur · 2012-09-03T13:09:57+00:00

Áfram Ísland!

Grand_Admiral_Theron · 2012-09-03T14:36:22+00:00

Jesus! Wasn't expecting that!

WBuffet · 2012-09-03T14:38:18+00:00

ÍÍÍÍÍÍSSSSLLLAAAAAAAAANNNND !!!!

SkunkyFatBowl · 2012-09-03T14:55:43+00:00

Alberta?

ChevalierKarma · 2012-09-03T08:46:16-07:00

If you reach for the moon and fail, you'll still land amongst the stars.

ambatman · 2012-09-03T16:07:54+00:00

Dogs are high class animals. I admire them.

shaggietv4 · 2012-09-03T16:25:44+00:00

** r/Spaceclop**

GustavoFrings · 2012-09-03T17:17:56+00:00

I can't help but feel this might be dangerous for the dog. Weren't you scared that the horse would get spooked or pissed and obliterate the pooch, op?

lisene · 2012-09-03T17:23:09+00:00

Atleast your dog looks happy.

Avery_baggins · 2012-09-03T17:46:28+00:00

Looks like she's out of his league

Wayneking · 2012-09-03T19:58:29+00:00

"Yo horse, you pretty loose. Who you been sleeping with?? A fucking horse??" ~ Dog

Highly_RelevEnt · 2012-09-03T20:30:01+00:00

Dogs are like the oriental to horses.

funny

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