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[–]stucknmove 19 points20 points ago

I'd say he's pretty damn lucky.

[–]TLBRufio 1 point2 points ago

That would be why un is in ()

[–]luciousfan3012 1 point2 points ago

Who the hell is filming this kind of stuff?

[–]tetromino_ 11 points12 points ago

Russians.

In Russia, everyone should have a camera on their dashboard. It’s better than keeping a lead pipe under your seat for protection (but you might still want that lead pipe).

The conditions of Russian roads are perilous, with insane gridlock in cities and gigantic ditches, endless swamps and severe wintry emptiness on the backroads and highways. Then there are large, lawless areas you don’t just ride into, the police with a penchant for extortion and deeply frustrated drivers who want to smash your face.

Psychopaths are abundant on Russian roads. You best not cut anyone off or undertake some other type of maneuver that might inconvenience the 200-pound, six-foot-five brawling children you see on YouTube hopping out of their SUVs with their dukes up. They will go ballistic in a snap, drive in front of you, brake suddenly, block you off, jump out and run towards your vehicle. Next thing you start getting punches in your face because your didn’t roll up your windows, or getting pulled out of the car and beaten because you didn’t lock the doors.

These fights happen all the time and you can’t really press charges. Point to your broken nose or smashed windows all you want. The Russian courts don’t like verbal claims. They do, however, like to send people to jail for battery and property destruction if there’s definite video proof. That is why there’s a new, growing crop of dash-cam videos featuring would-be face-beaters backing away to the shouts of “You’re on camera, fucker! I’m calling the cops!”

Dash-cam footage is the only real way to substantiate your claims in the court of law. Forget witnesses. Hit and runs are very common and insurance companies notoriously specialize in denying claims. Two-way insurance coverage is very expensive and almost completely unavailable for vehicles over ten years old–the drivers can only get basic liability. Get into a minor or major accident and expect the other party to lie to the police or better yet, flee after rear-ending you. Since your insurance won’t pay unless the offender is found and sued, you’ll see dash-cam videos of post hit and run pursuits for plate numbers.

And sometimes drivers back up or bump their pre-dented car into yours. It used to be a mob thing, with the accident-staging specialists working in groups. After the “accident,” the offending driver–often an elderly lady–is confronted by a crowd of “witnesses,” psychologically pressured and intimidated to pay up cash on the spot. Since the Age of the Dash-cam, hustle has withered from a flourishing enterprise to a dying trade, mainly thriving in the provinces where dash-cams are less prevalent.

And then, sometimes, someone will jump under your car at a crossing, laying on the asphalt, simulating a badly hurt pedestrian waiting for that cop conveniently parked nearby. This dramatic extortion scheme was common, until the Age of the Dash-cam. Oh, and there are such juicy, triumphant tales about of would-be extortion victims turning the scheme around and telling the cast members to pay them money or they’re going to jail for this little performance! Don’t try it.

While those lucky enough to traverse the Russian roads with an American or other Western passport are hassled less, the Russian Highway Patrol is known throughout their land for brutality, corruption, extortion and making an income on bribes. Dash-cams won’t protect you from being extorted for cash, because your ass shouldn’t have been speeding. It will however keep you safer from drunks in uniform, false accusations and unreasonable bribe hikes.

[–]dymo 2 points3 points ago

That was well worth the read. Never had any idea it was really this way.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

Man it sounds like Russia sucks (no offense intended), at least road wise.

[–]BlaqkJak 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the information, it was an interesting read.

[–]luciousfan3012 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Thanks.

Everything I learn about Russia surprises me, and nothing I learn about Russia surprises me.

[–]cherry313 0 points1 point ago

That dude need to just fucking chill in the turn lane for a couple seconds and then nothing would have happend. I really wish my account name was captain hindsight.

[–]flufffy_mittens 1 point2 points ago

$3.76 says he shit himself

[–]Shayneros 1 point2 points ago

MY CABBAGES!!

[–]mouse321 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else notice a guy fell out of the truck that was refilling?

[–]SecretlyTheStalker -1 points0 points ago

That lucky fuck.