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[–]xBlackbiird 117 points118 points ago

He wasn't having a Good Year.

[–]leonprimrose 28 points29 points ago

he was just a little bit tired

[–]OliverMcLovin 2 points3 points ago

Tired of living

[–]ContentEnt 16 points17 points ago

You're Michelin the point.

[–]DXvegas 9 points10 points ago

Here comes another pun tread

[–]Noschool 9 points10 points ago

I´m tired of this.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 10 points11 points ago

Wheely?

[–]craniumonempty -1 points0 points ago

Rubber on the forehead.

[–]OBrien 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, wheel get over it soon.

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

Right after I go rubber one out

[–]Habieru7 1 point2 points ago

TOYO

[–]Nescent 0 points1 point ago

I'm re-vulcan all of your pun rights.

[–]Jaspyprancer 0 points1 point ago

Don't tread on me.

[–]AmadeusMadison 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what his last wheel and testament said.

[–]Ninjaboop 80 points81 points ago

He took the high road. He tread on until he could look no more for whatever he was in seek of. He got sick of the traction he felt. He felt the pressure. He just wanted to end it all. He was tired.

[–]AliceDiana[S] 38 points39 points ago

He was just so worn out from all the stress.

[–]RustyThumbs 19 points20 points ago

He was sick of rolling out of bed grumpy every morning.

[–]Nerfherder32 19 points20 points ago

He was sick of other peoples over-inflated egos

[–]Synthetoid 11 points12 points ago

His friends tried to light a fire underneath him, but he felt like they were just blowing hot air.

[–]Shit_Dickery 7 points8 points ago

He felt like his life was just going flat.

[–]Verifixion 10 points11 points ago

He was driven over the edge

[–]titsaresoft 9 points10 points ago

He was drifting away from his loved ones

[–]ninjannie 6 points7 points ago

Nothing really seemed aligned.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

Then, he screeched to a halt...

[–]Cripple_Kraut -1 points0 points ago

He was so tired of being rubbed the wrong way.

[–]chimpan-A 8 points9 points ago

He wasn't having a Goodyear.

[–]NotANoveltyUser 2 points3 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Oh, well. You posted like 15 minutes earlier. Peace be unto you.

[–]2muffins 2 points3 points ago

Quit being so greedy with the pun karma!

[–]StraY_WolF 0 points1 point ago

I never been good at puns.

[–]mostprobably 0 points1 point ago

and so it begins, every post always... punsit.com or memeit.com

[–]Phoequinox 16 points17 points ago

What did it originally say?

[–]Phoequinox 11 points12 points ago

Thank you, kind sir.

I can't imagine why anyone would change that.

[–]ThoughtsfromJon 12 points13 points ago

The reason he started blowing people up.

[–]dirtydan92 4 points5 points ago

[–]Curtis2713 3 points4 points ago

Such a good movie

[–]DragnKing 0 points1 point ago

No reason.

[–]tabascojr 4 points5 points ago

[–]TumbleDryLow 0 points1 point ago

...So for some reason this made me think of a scenario in which the world was once ruled by an advanced society of sapient tires who then committed mass suicide. I don't uh...I don't know why.

[–]BF3_awesome -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else look at this and see the tire swinging?

[–]chickenman1998 0 points1 point ago

I guess he was just tired of being treaded on by others. His life just lost traction and went off the road.

[–]Jordanres 0 points1 point ago

Rubber no!!!!

[–]jumpinglemurs 0 points1 point ago

Mmmm.... Jpeggy...

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana 1 point2 points ago

And to add insult to injury children will constantly play in his hole.

[–]ClintonEra 2 points3 points ago

Ahh straight in the childhood

[–]AleisterDebs -1 points0 points ago

Because he felt so empty inside.

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[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

The TUS is more important.

[–]mase_in_mass 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be Oh, God Why? With a question mark?? Just sayin..

[–]pianobadger 0 points1 point ago

I'm going straight to hell for this, but that's some strange fruit.

[–]PryorsSon 0 points1 point ago

OH THE HUMANITY!

[–]sudsomatic 1 point2 points ago

Took me a good 10 seconds of staring at it before I said, "Oh, I get it."

[–]KevinAndEarth -1 points0 points ago

I feel like this is the missing last frame from this well known joke: http://i.imgur.com/bOaWm.jpg

[–]xxThe_Artist 0 points1 point ago

And this is how Robert was born

[–]kingstead 0 points1 point ago

Witty ^

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

And bright.

[–]MikeTheRedditor 0 points1 point ago

This wouldn't have happened if the tire were white.

[–]commondenomigator 0 points1 point ago

Scarred by what he saw, Robert went to take revenge on the world that took his love from him.

[–]kickalll 0 points1 point ago

this was on Ifunny two days ago you dont steal from them they steal from us get it right

[–]hornedporpoise -1 points0 points ago

lynched by the white wall tires

[–]ExiDuz 0 points1 point ago

They knocked over Obama :(

[–]HeyItsChase 0 points1 point ago

Well Fuck. First upvote this month.

[–]rpecaut 0 points1 point ago

Is this how the movie "Rubber" ends?

[–]vintermann 0 points1 point ago

Oh god how.

[–]Anon9742 0 points1 point ago

I was watching "Heathers" when I saw this. Hilarity and paranoia ensued.

[–]PowerKiegal 0 points1 point ago

that is damn funny

[–]Upupvoteandaway 1 point2 points ago

...repost

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 1 point2 points ago

So thats where they come from.

[–]eodtalley 2 points3 points ago

Lost his wheel to live.

[–]clickforme -4 points-3 points ago

retarded.

[–]very-friENTly -5 points-4 points ago

fuck me. You posted this a little before me and now you get 74 karma while I'm stuck on 8 -_-

[–]ProassASSin216 -1 points0 points ago

i laughed more then i should of