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[–]t1cooper 12 points13 points ago

Shock collars work wonders for this problem.

[–]Domthecreator14 7 points8 points ago

My friends and I were just fucking around with shock collars..don't. Ever. Do. It

[–]SheesAreForNoobs 2 points3 points ago

Was it a bit like this?

Woodysgamertag tests one out..

[–]Domthecreator14 0 points1 point ago

Sort of, but instead, for kicks I put on the collar and we have an invisible fence for my dog and I just sprinted outside the fence and was shocked soo bad for about 10 seconds

[–]SheesAreForNoobs 0 points1 point ago

haha that would have been funny to watch!

[–]viper9172 0 points1 point ago

I love the faces he makes.

[–]SheesAreForNoobs 0 points1 point ago

Yeah i know ay its like his brain shorts out

[–]bootselectric 22 points23 points ago

Single parenthood is hard on everyone

[–]bhmnscmm 33 points34 points ago

It wouldn't if baby's would pull their own weight once in a while. Lazy little fuckers.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 2 points3 points ago

After having raised 4 kids, I can tell you they more than pull their weight in other ways than manual labor or pay. Such as, they gave me and my wife unconditional love and blessed our home with the sounds of joyful squeals. And they provided us with hours of entertainment. For example, watching those cute little buggers try to claw their way of out plastic bags or the adorable looks on their faces when we dangled them over the edge of the pier. They always gave us such tight hugs afterwards; almost like a death grip. Love is grand.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 3 points4 points ago

points at baby

I don't need you. You're just sitting there all high and mighty in your diaper. If anything, you need me, you're a baby.

[–]Ice_tail 11 points12 points ago

Come on people, original content is not that hard to find:

title comnts points age /r/
Baby, can I have a beer? 3coms -1pt 5hrs funny
Baby, can I have a beer? 65coms 1056pts 2mos funny
Baby, what the fuck? 0coms 21pts 2dys funny
Baby. 0coms 2pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Bank_Gothic 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see a repost that happens to be a rehosted webcomic, I just report it to the mods. Best downvote there is.

[–]Ice_tail 1 point2 points ago

and then nothing happens.

[–]Bank_Gothic 0 points1 point ago

Give 'em a minute....there it is.

[–]sesla -1 points0 points ago

If you "find" original content, it isn't original, is it?

[–]ryanboomer 5 points6 points ago

if i had a dollar for every time i saw this, i would own 6 dollars.

[–]ChaosOnion 3 points4 points ago

They can mow the lawn around 11 or 12. Retrieving beverages should be easy by 6 or 7. That is years, not months.

[–]llxGRIMxll 0 points1 point ago

Canned beverages by 3 at least. Pouring something is different. My son is 5 and now doesn't make a mess.

[–]DerpingLegitly 8 points9 points ago

This is a repost. When I still had ifunny and reddit together, (I deleted ifunny because of reposts) I saw this on iFunny way before this post. -_-

[–]subject69 1 point2 points ago

ever since i noticed "c'mon" can be pronounced "seamen". I never could use the word again

[–]llxGRIMxll 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it actually be sea mon?

[–]eodtalley 0 points1 point ago

If they would get me beer, I would contemplate having one, or adopting, or picking one up at Wal-Mart, however this works.

[–]PacifistActivist 3 points4 points ago

Right before I clicked send on my previous comment,

Everything became crystal clear.

Possibly because I'd seen this before,

Or maybe just because ... yeah...

Someone posted this before.

Tell me I'm wrong.

[–]optional_orange 2 points3 points ago

You got this from a comment thread that was up yesterday. You didn't even post the source. The fuck, man.

[–]ListenUp16 1 point2 points ago

Now, I'm going to go lay back down and watch TV. Let's see if we can try this again.

[–]TheAvoh 0 points1 point ago

Teen Mom in a nutshell.

[–]scy1192 0 points1 point ago

What's with everyone suddenly screen capping a picture from their phone/tablet and posting the screenshot?

[–]butter_my_fingers 1 point2 points ago

So reddit won't recognize the url and they can post it without being redirected to a previous post of it. A small inconvenience for the reposter

[–]bondinferno -1 points0 points ago

You thought it was a girlfriend, oh goodtimes, also never say to your significant other "go make daddy a drink", apparently girls don't realize how cool it sounds

[–]wytelyon 1 point2 points ago

ProTip: If the image you are about to post is really fuzzy, or looks less-than-clear, there's a good chance it's beacuse it's been posted, saved, posted, saved, posted, saved, etc...

[–]Jarhed121 1 point2 points ago

Seen this a few times...but that's not why I'm commenting. I like reading comics online, can someone give me the source of this one?

[–]evandan4 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Baby, can I have a beer? 3coms -1pt 8hrs funny
Baby, can I have a beer? 65coms 1056pts 2mos funny
Baby, what the fuck? 0coms 21pts 2dys funny
Baby. 0coms 2pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

Really reddit?

[–]airbrat 0 points1 point ago

wow...stupid

[–]jake_n_bake -1 points0 points ago

Hmm, needs more border.

[–]WirelessYoshi -1 points0 points ago

Someone get that baby better training

[–]K4ylan -1 points0 points ago

I'm selling weed, nigga!

[–]Im-M-A-Reyes -2 points-1 points ago

Lmao this is hilarious! Have you seen the two legs one? Same style

[–]Krissyx3 -1 points0 points ago

I do this to my dog. hahah

[–]beanut_putter -3 points-2 points ago

Wife and I laughed hard at this one.