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Every time my parents leave the house (i.imgur.com)

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[–]witzowitz 104 points105 points ago

Those were the days. Bust out the pre-roll, sit on back garden with tea and spliff, quick tug n' nap, get up and stand baked in the shower for half an hour or more. Now I'm hardcore adulting and living alone, I can do those things whenever I want, it sort of takes the luster away. Savour that precious time young ent.

[–]meliaesc 22 points23 points ago

Made me smile. Will do, friend.

[–]ThoughtlessBanter 4 points5 points ago

Sneak smoking is one of my favorite past-times.

[–]un_loved 6 points7 points ago

hardcore adulting

Totally using this in reference to doing something responsible.

Also, you should write books.

[–]IM_SHY_HERES_MY_ANUS 5 points6 points ago

I wish I had a garden to smoke in, I'm stuck to my room with a fan blowing the smoke out my window

[–]Leetwheats 4 points5 points ago

Ahh, life. Right there with you friend.

[–]thuggishruggishboner 2 points3 points ago

just how i feel bro.

[–]sirunclecid 2 points3 points ago

It does take a bit of the luster away... Also makes myself consume more since it's readily available at any time :/ But it's totally flippin' great though!

[–]noflag 1 point2 points ago

you know someone uses dispensaries when they call it a preroll

[–]rekomSdeeW 0 points1 point ago

i remember that, for the first 2 months then my mom said shes cool with it ;)

[–]hanzvermhatt 1 point2 points ago

This comment. Forever.

[–]FartonBink 40 points41 points ago

Is that the one and only Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels?

[–]fuckinDEAD 16 points17 points ago

Who's in the mood for some sweet chin music?

[–]MickyIcky 14 points15 points ago

Mr Wrestlemania! The Showstopper! The Main Event!

[–]MadHatter002 11 points12 points ago

To quote JR, "We're in for a real slobberknocker!!"

[–]theimpolitegentleman 12 points13 points ago

"THE HUMANITY"

[–]Schenkspeare 9 points10 points ago

I'm just a sexy boy I'm not your boy toy

[–]dinglvlup 6 points7 points ago

Eat your heart out girls, hands off the merchandise!

[–]fuckinDEAD 1 point2 points ago

"Uhh-uhh!"

[–]RollTide615 11 points12 points ago

"THAT BLUNT HAS A FAMILY!!"

[–]ElvisRevenge 7 points8 points ago

BAH GAWD, THE FLAMES ARE BURNING THAT DANK ALIIIIIIVE! DAMMIT! DAMN IT TO HELL!

[–]RollTide615 4 points5 points ago

"MY GAWD, NOT THIS WAY!!"

[–]Badger_Storm 5 points6 points ago

STOP THE DAMN SESSION! RING THE DAMN BELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

[–]ElvisRevenge 4 points5 points ago

STONED COLD! STONED COLD! STONED COLD!

[–]MadHatter002 0 points1 point ago

GENTlemen, that was a most excellent thread, at a solid (0) and I lost my shit

[–]ascotttoney 3 points4 points ago

It is indeed, but what is this from?

[–]darkviper039 7 points8 points ago

Baywatch 7th Season - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1996)

[–]darthnuri 4 points5 points ago

Haha ... really?

[–]darkviper039 5 points6 points ago

yep, YouTube search it

[–]darthnuri 2 points3 points ago

This is wonderful, lol. Blast from the past.

[–]fungalicious 1 point2 points ago

how on earth did you know?

big Baywatch fan or heartbreak kid

[–]darkviper039 2 points3 points ago

Googled "Shawn Michaels sunglasses and walks away gif" - not even kidding

[–]fungalicious 0 points1 point ago

nice nice...tho there is no shame to liking either baywatch or heartbreak kid.

provided baywatch is on mute...

[–]FartonBink 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I miss the 90s.

[–]fluffhead1089 3 points4 points ago

A clip from the porn he made

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 61 points62 points ago

Now, to the masturbatorium!

[–]xrawfish 9 points10 points ago

not this month.

[–]DannyJayNG 14 points15 points ago

Wow. This gif perfectly describes that feel.

[–]dreadul 10 points11 points ago

Wait till you get to college and get to move away.

[–]lord_fairfax 7 points8 points ago

This .gif pisses excellence.

[–]PunkisUndead 1 point2 points ago

FPS Russia!

[–]Baydestrian 2 points3 points ago

Funfact! Pissing excellence is a widely used military term. I'm glad FPS Russia uses it and spreads it's excellence around.

[–]PunkisUndead 1 point2 points ago

That's actually pretty cool! TIL. :)

[–]Shorkey 7 points8 points ago

My parents went out on their boat today... You got me at a 6 my friend.

[–]blackman212 2 points3 points ago

haha so good

[–]bradlomac 3 points4 points ago

Haha that's awesome. What's the source of this work of art gif?

[–]ju11ce 4 points5 points ago

Shawn Michaels, Baywatch.

[–]bradlomac 1 point2 points ago

Gracias. I thought that was HBK.

[–]PaulJamal24 4 points5 points ago

I wish I had more upvotes for this sweet chin music player right here.

[–]darkviper039 4 points5 points ago

for anyone still wondering...this is from

Baywatch 7th Season - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1996)

[–]cosmicabacus 2 points3 points ago

ahhhhh interlacing

[–]Protoplasmic_Anaemia 4 points5 points ago

stopped lurking and joined reddit just to upvote

being in my early twenties and home from university, i perfectly understand that feel!

Have a great day ents!

[–]petercameronbacon 0 points1 point ago

Now you can add subreddits!

[–]jlee137 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha perfect

[–]thestagrabbit 1 point2 points ago

My summer in a nut shell.

[–]ABoxOnTheHillside 1 point2 points ago

perfect post hahaha

[–]myfangersmellsfunny 1 point2 points ago

I really enjoyed that.

[–]calisco 1 point2 points ago

Ill remember those three days when my parents went to the beach. I was past [5] the entire time. And some great seshes were to be had.

[–]Octopuz 1 point2 points ago

I just watched this gif with the Shanghai Knights opening theme and it was epic as shit

[–]Impcus 1 point2 points ago

next post "My parents totally turned around and saw me smoking but then were all like 'dude, we smoke too'. Then we all smoked together it was awesome!" and gets 1000 upvotes

[–]vheissu417 1 point2 points ago

my parents leave the house, and i say thank you for visiting my house, have a safe trip to your house. and then i take out my bong.

[–]Snowgooned 1 point2 points ago

me too my friend (arab)

[–]stonedagain420 1 point2 points ago

I was grabbing my shit and then I heard the front door open. My heart dropped

[–]my_cock_in_barack 1 point2 points ago

Dat ponytail

[–]swoggle55 1 point2 points ago

Shaun Michaels is my dude

[–]burningsnailman 0 points1 point ago

Shawn certainly didn't "lose his smile" there

[–]fungalicious 0 points1 point ago

is that sean michaels?

[–]pokepat460 0 points1 point ago

If you have to worry about parents then chances are you are too young to smoke. I know some cases are exceptions, but in general you shouldn't have to worry about parents when smoking.

[–]tupac_shakur_lives 0 points1 point ago

It was the best back in HS when 'rents would leave for the weekend. Ripping bongs in the movie room.. but at the same time it makes me sorta sad. My parents did everything for me and I know they don't appreciate me smoking pot in their house (or at all honestly).
I should of had more respect :(

[–]marlaquinn 1 point2 points ago

Waiting for my Grandad to leave right this second so I can smoke up.

[–]Helmet_Icicle -2 points-1 points ago

This has nothing to do with marijuana.

Memes, gifs, and other off topic posts need to be posted on /R/SEE.

[–]Bianator 0 points1 point ago

Came here with this in mind, how did this get to the front.. seriously.

[–]CosmicBard -3 points-2 points ago

Your parents?

Dude, how old are you?

[–]peterpop90 0 points1 point ago

Is that Brett Michaels?

[–]NashedPotatos 0 points1 point ago

Gina Michaels actually.

[–]Fishtails 0 points1 point ago

Is that The Heartbreak Kid?

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