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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 39 points40 points ago

Fat hamster? I'll let it slide.

[–]jerseyanarchist 10 points11 points ago

You can see yourself out now

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

Didn't even need to click to know what gif that was.

[–]LockedInTheCloset 2 points3 points ago

You have become one with the hivemind. I would say congrats, but you'd already know that I was about to say it 0.o

[–]ZombieFaceXP 27 points28 points ago

Shopping? i dont see the correlation..

[–]Redditron-2000-4 23 points24 points ago

Nothing fits...

[–]ZombieFaceXP 1 point2 points ago

Thats what she said.

[–]GaryDebussy 7 points8 points ago

Want to feel like you weigh a ton? Try the monkey bars as an adult.

[–]Telid 0 points1 point ago

Do more pull ups.

[–]cakes13091 5 points6 points ago

Story of my life

[–]medhop 10 points11 points ago

Is that a fucking slide for a fucking hamster?

UPVOTED

[–]CommunistAccounts 0 points1 point ago

I had trouble deciding whether or not to burst your bubble.

I choose burst, it's just a ramp, they don't slide down it, they just climb up and down it.

[–]medhop 1 point2 points ago

You just couldn't let a guy dream, could you?

[–]gary-the-fish 1 point2 points ago

Who cares if you're fat? Look at the balls you've got hamster!

[–]borntoparty221 1 point2 points ago

I'm ashamed to say that I had to go back and look at his balls and I think that's just his tum tum. Here's an upvote.

[–]SamMcD2012 1 point2 points ago

Or the hamster is to manly and his sack is to large for the slide

[–]Swizzle-Stick 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]baemey -2 points-1 points ago

Kathy Bates?

[–]ideanmalek 1 point2 points ago

"I gotta lay of those carrots"

[–]FoxX_XxoF 2 points3 points ago

It's the seeds that make ya fat, not the carrots.

[–]ideanmalek 0 points1 point ago

Not at the rate that I eat them.

[–]FrostByte122 0 points1 point ago

This slide looks rather painful. A torturous anal ripping hamster slide.

[–]Muhkayluh17 0 points1 point ago

Too fat for fun.

[–]zarthonia 0 points1 point ago

This is how I felt today when I sat on my motorcycle.

Belly muffin: 1

Self confidence: 0

[–]lexsi04 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of was the "big guy in a little coat" song....poor guy needs a hamster wheel!

[–]omegaxla 0 points1 point ago

This only makes me cry, my hamster was too fat for her tubes and got stuck in them and died

[–]spacecakebaker 1 point2 points ago

I'm like 6'3 and just tried buying clothes yesterday...in china. yeah, I found one pair of pants that fit

[–]MrSomethingHeroic 0 points1 point ago

Every GODDAMN DAY!

[–]xxcamcam94xx -1 points0 points ago

Peta would be hella pissed at seeing this picture

[–]hizzacked 1 point2 points ago

[–]Lickitung_Licker 0 points1 point ago

i feel you

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard -1 points0 points ago

Gotta love that hes gripping his balls