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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 4 points5 points ago

snow is water.

[–]15r3Drzud123 4 points5 points ago

Next you're gonna tell me that the sun is a star...

[–]itsmoist 6 points7 points ago

Why would you put your bacon in a cup

[–]_Future_You_ 2 points3 points ago

For when you want bacon on the go.

[–]itsmoist 3 points4 points ago

I always knew future me was a fucking genius

[–]Herzogsteve 0 points1 point ago

You´ve obviously never lived with people that hoard dirty dishes.

[–]Pooploop54 -3 points-2 points ago

cuz youre a faggot!!!!

[–]SCARfaceRUSH 1 point2 points ago

ok, I get it, 3D technology is a lot more complicated and it takes a lot of time to create a film in 3D (especially, if it's not initially recorded for 3D screening). But does it make it an art? Does it add up to it's artistic value?

There's also a lot of work/engineering put into building Auschwitz, but I wouldn't exactly call it something that benefits the human kind, or even a valid form of architecture!

That's who you are - Nazis...3D artists are Nazis!

[–]Herzogsteve 0 points1 point ago

The button even looks like a fried egg.

[–]surlyindividual 0 points1 point ago

Wow, didn't get the joke til you mentioned the buttons. I was wondering how they made the water bacon flavored. I are slow today.

[–]Ihmhi 0 points1 point ago

God damn it, now I want a bacon snowcone.

[–]Nicky4Pin 0 points1 point ago

Have this at work...now I will forever see it as bacon and snow water

[–]Nephri 0 points1 point ago

careful with that bacon, its VERY hot.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 0 points1 point ago

I worked at a food court in a ski resort last winter. I would always get soup for lunch, fill it with bacon strips, and eat it out in the snow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That button looks like a boob to me. I would love to press a boob for bacon.