First Mountain Dew, then Taylor Swift, now 9Gag. GO 4CHAN!

pathfindergold · 2012-09-02T20:27:10+00:00

Why is funnyjunk included on this? FJ sucks

Illegal_Tender · 2012-09-02T14:44:40-07:00

I can't wait to see this show up on 9gag next week.

Taurox · 2012-09-02T20:31:00+00:00

Is this what children do during the summer instead of playing outside?

slivor23 · 2012-09-02T21:13:43+00:00

GOLD TEAM RULES!

MediumSoda · 2012-09-02T21:06:45+00:00

I hope this doesn't result in anything...

As much as I hate 9gag, you gotta admit that taking it down will only result in all the idiots who like it to swarm to the sites that WE use...

IradiumPyr · 2012-09-02T20:55:40+00:00

What the hell is their problem with furries? Every fucking plan involves furries.

ChocoChooChoo · 2012-09-02T20:09:30+00:00

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Linegod · 2012-09-02T12:55:46-07:00

funnyjunk, 9gag - what is the difference?

AdmiralHerpDerp · 2012-09-02T21:20:36+00:00

OMG HAI GUIZE POOLS CLOSED LETS HAX N00BZ

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 2012-09-02T13:46:30-07:00

What happened to Taylor Swift?

xkleenexk · 2012-09-02T14:37:49-07:00

i like how lemonparty is still the go-to website for linking someone to some NSFW shit

Biggar · 2012-09-02T21:06:20+00:00

As much as I dislike 9Gag, I still can't get over my live and let live principle...

Yes, they're unoriginal 13 year olds with a lack of humour, but can't we just stop caring about them? If anything, this'll make more of them join Reddit.

MaltedAss · 2012-09-02T21:39:59+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/S25EO.gif

Shikaku · 2012-09-02T22:13:24+00:00

This is going to end up reposted on 9gag isn't it?

heknowswhat · 2012-09-02T21:16:16+00:00

Really, guys, we have a red team already. Someone send this link to the freaks at /r/spacedicks and we've contributed already.

paulthenarwhal · 2012-09-02T21:09:16+00:00

Who voted 4chan as boss of the internet?

OGBrownboy · 2012-09-02T21:12:56+00:00

This is most certainly not the first time they have gone after 9gag and at this point it's just a waste of time.

clutchfoot · 2012-09-02T20:47:49+00:00

No way in hell should anyone here upvote anything condoning the spread of CP. For any reason. Seriously, no way.

Gallop · 2012-09-02T22:14:43+00:00

Bah, I wish I was 14 again so I could pretend i'm playing with the big boys.

MarvinTheAndroid42 · 2012-09-02T20:17:37+00:00

This reminds me of the time 9gag wanted to attack and "hack" 4chan. This would obviously work better, but it still sounds like one of those guys trying to be cool but instead ends up looking like a cock sucking thinder cunt.

LordBroseidon · 2012-09-02T21:23:04+00:00

So some 12 summerfag on 4chan thinks he's a hot shit troll?

benster56 · 2012-09-02T20:48:26+00:00

I support this, but i'm not gonna do anything. Too lazy :/

The_Director · 2012-09-02T15:14:18-07:00

What's the point of flooding them with gore if you're going to take down the site with a DDOS?

First Mountain Dew, then Taylor Swift

You must be new. Or 12.

householdutensils · 2012-09-02T19:49:56+00:00

SlowLoris specifically exploits long timeouts in web servers for incomplete headers in http requests. All the "DDOS" section will be doing is sending a bunch of http requests to a DNS server, which will promptley drop them.

There is no advantage to using SlowLoris for this.

L-Plates · 2012-09-02T21:40:53+00:00

This is stupid and immature. I'd swear this idea originated on fucking 9Gag.

shrubhat · 2012-09-02T21:32:15+00:00

This... this is some 9Gag shit right here. This... is some 14 year old shit right here.

ozlaz · 2012-09-02T21:02:36+00:00

anonymous takes down sites for child porn but now wants you to stockpile it to use to take down 9gag?

thegreatvortigaunt · 2012-09-02T21:39:04+00:00

This is some crap, right here. I reckon some dipshit 14 year old who only visits /b/ when his mummy isn't in threw this together. I'm pretty sure 4chan proper laughed this out of commission already. Also, to the guys in the comments supporting this, grow the fuck up.

millsup · 2012-09-02T21:41:41+00:00

This is childish... It's not 9gag that's bad, I mean, the site has a decent system, it's the people that visit the site. Just giving their moms a call would have the same impact.

raja_of_rage02 · 2012-09-02T21:37:25+00:00

that just might be the most pathetic thing i have ever witnessed

dom65659 · 2012-09-02T14:38:39-07:00

So in the same image we would be portrayed as both the 9/11 terrorists and the Nazis?

Nerapelagious · 2012-09-02T21:50:35+00:00

Just one thing to say. We are next.

PurpleSfinx · 2012-09-02T21:32:54+00:00

Yeah... no. This image encourages the posting of child porn. Fuck right off.

jackson1423 · 2012-09-02T14:44:00-07:00

ohh no !PLEASE NO. I dont want 9gag users roaming around reddit.. Youtube is enough.

gwarsh41 · 2012-09-02T21:35:19+00:00

I am curious how the owner of lemon party feels about his website.

Was it originally meant to be a troll thing? Or was it a legitimate old gay men porn website?

yep45 · 2012-09-02T21:15:58+00:00

Stopped reading when they started talking about "Red team"

Give me a fucking break

JustHereToDerp · 2012-09-02T14:49:46-07:00

The last raid on 9gag was exactly like this and failed miserably. It lasted for maybe twenty minutes and accomplished nothing.

mkelley · 2012-09-02T14:56:52-07:00

Funnyjunk is as bad as 9gag

acog · 2012-09-02T21:57:43+00:00

Gold Team:
1. STOP USING LOIC AND IT'S DERIATIVES! THEY ARE COMPLETELY INNEFFECTIVE!

I feel like gold team leader is leading by example. Four misspelled words in a sentence that only has ten words is impressive.

Ukbis · 2012-09-02T22:11:15+00:00

grigorG · 2012-09-02T21:48:28+00:00

isnt this the sort of stuff you WOULD find on 9gag

jimsterpwnzor · 2012-09-02T14:24:52-07:00

GOLD TEAM RULES!

GorillaFate · 2012-09-02T21:37:21+00:00

Rmember people: DDoS attacks are Not Cool. Not matter what 4chan says. Not only are they illegal, but they hit other sites besides just the one you're trying to attack. Most servers host a multitude of sites on them. Even in a best-case scenario where you're not bringing down unaffiliated sites, you're making life hell for the poor bastards at the hosting company.

are_you_slow · 2012-09-02T20:59:41+00:00

Oh to be a 13 year old again.

OMG GUS! I'm COOL!!111

yunus89115 · 2012-09-02T21:41:37+00:00

This is a bad plan. Destroy 9gag and it's users will go elsewhere, like here! I'm a refugee from when Digg imploded on itself, now I think that the Digg and Reddit communities have merged quite well but do you really want the 9gag crowd joining Reddit?

FodT · 2012-09-02T21:47:57+00:00

They seriously suggested uploading CP?

CREDIBILITY

LOST

bencmoree · 2012-09-02T14:42:53-07:00

Okay, so this, except us redditors just attack every other site.

thatonefatass · 2012-09-02T21:53:16+00:00

I think i missed the Taylor Swift thing, can someone explain?

jameso527 · 2012-09-02T15:02:03-07:00

Gold team rules!

xynxia · 2012-09-02T22:09:52+00:00

9 gag does not even listen on port 80

ಠ_ಠ

fire_hawx · 2012-09-02T22:11:06+00:00

Christians: Noo gay marriage! Reddit: Christians suck! they should leave gay people alone. It's not like them getting married affects them or anything! 9gag: herp derp I do stupid shit and copy pictures on the internet. Reddit: OMFG THEY MUST BE STOPPED. 9GAG CANNOT SURVIVE.

Chexmix36 · 2012-09-02T15:13:49-07:00

GOLD TEAM RULES!

ElRed_ · 2012-09-02T15:14:09-07:00

Wait.. so one team does a DDOS attack and then.. the website is screwed and goes down.

KrimsonTide · 2012-09-02T22:18:33+00:00

Red Team, reporting in. I'm tired of 9Gag thinking they belong on the internet.

DJcodeword · 2012-09-02T15:20:25-07:00

red team seems pretty entertaining

MBannon2020 · 2012-09-02T22:20:36+00:00

This is why I love 4chan.

Isairi · 2012-09-02T22:25:00+00:00

I've been waiting for this day...

artistbehindthemask · 2012-09-02T21:46:54+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/SbISy.gif

vamub · 2012-09-02T14:11:40-07:00

What's the problem with taylor swift?

lamqta · 2012-09-02T14:52:12-07:00

I know this is very immature but I like it because I can feel part of a community. Also I hate 9GAG very, very much.

funny

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