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[–]Fishstixxx16 42 points43 points ago

Duct tape is still needed.

[–]nativebob 21 points22 points ago

"There's nothing you can't do if you have a paper clip, a roll of duct tape and your wits."

[–]Chinook700 6 points7 points ago

Ok fly

[–]nativebob 18 points19 points ago

Paper clip picks lock in cockpit door. Entrance is gained. Over power pilot with my man strength. Secure pilot with duct tape. Set plane to auto pilot. Glance at sculpted mullet in slightly visible reflection of window.

[–]hodensack420 13 points14 points ago

Did you copy this from an Al-Queda training manual?

[–]zuulthedestroyer 7 points8 points ago

Nah all you need then is a box cutter.

[–]unorthodoxme 3 points4 points ago

Nah all you need then is a box cutter nail clipper.

[–]bearshark60 1 point2 points ago

Travel sized shampoo bitches!

[–]Tuvw12 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather have a bobby pin then a paper clip source:________

[–]bowhunter6274 5 points6 points ago

You can collect the glue used to hold the clear plastic to the cardboard backing.

[–]Fishstixxx16 2 points3 points ago

Yes, that is plastic explosive.

[–]half_shark_alligator 12 points13 points ago

That's a pretty shitty looking paper clip..

[–]batquux 18 points19 points ago

It's not for clipping paper.

[–]jormugandr -3 points-2 points ago

That's what i was thinking. Couldn't the people who made this fake image find a real paperclip? Did they have to create one out of a piece of wire?

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

One of the other comments show him with it, it's real.

[–]doray 23 points24 points ago

I have one of those, let me check my stuff and I'll post a pic

EDIT: Found it!

http://imgur.com/MQadV

[–]SelectaRx 13 points14 points ago

For years I thought OP's post was a shoop. TIL Macguyver toys were really, really fucking boring.

[–]rsnbl_man 6 points7 points ago

Hi mom!

[–]Verifixion 6 points7 points ago

The swiss-army knife is un-needed. All MacGyver needs is the adhesive on the box and himself in cartoon form

[–]cuteman 4 points5 points ago

pro-tip: MacGyver is on Netflix, all 147 episodes at around 44-45 minutes each.

[–]Todd_the_Wraith 2 points3 points ago

As a person who is really sad about SG1 and SGA being pulled. I am glad there is something with Richard Dean that I can watch.

[–]saintNIC 2 points3 points ago

So Dreamy

[–]quirk 2 points3 points ago

I'm still pissed about SG-1. I was half through season five. I can't afford to buy the seasons.

[–]mongzords 1 point2 points ago

watched a few episodes, no mention of the stargate at all...i am disappoint.

[–]cuteman 1 point2 points ago

huh

[–]DudeImMacGyver 5 points6 points ago

What is this? Amateur hour?

[–]jello1990 5 points6 points ago

don't be stupid, you need gum too.

[–]nerdtaco 6 points7 points ago

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:lol so funny

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to see a gimme episode of mac guyver where he is trapped in an office depot or home depot

[–]ChuckYeah 2 points3 points ago

Dude a person with any common sense can't get trapped in a home depot.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 2 points3 points ago

not so much as trapped, as being held prisoner, or having to take down a small army

[–]ChuckYeah 2 points3 points ago

Nail gun and some stuff from the gardening section, That shits dangerous.

[–]KingAgrian 2 points3 points ago

Shut up and take my 89 cents!!!!

[–]mark4669 1 point2 points ago

I have been married for 27 years because I was able to fix the ear on my girlfriend's Halloween costume with a paperclip.

[–]cor3ntin 0 points1 point ago

It all depends on what tight spot he's talking about

[–]nativebob 0 points1 point ago

Give me a "not great" on a scale of one to ten.

[–]hardstones17 1 point2 points ago

5 minutes? Pfft....

[–]shawnthejedi 0 points1 point ago

"AS SEEN ON TV" this is some really funny shit.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 1 point2 points ago

I started watching MacGyver for the first time today, and the very first scene is MacGyver sneaking into a Chinese base on top of a mountain, to rescue a man and stop a rocket.

What does he use to stop the rocket? A swiss army knife, a pair of wire-cutters, and... a paperclip.

It was so awesome.

[–]oyveyski 0 points1 point ago

Hah. In high school, a friend made me a "MacGyver Home Kit" for my birthday... It was a shoe box he decorated and filled with random crap. Still one of the best gifts I've ever received.

[–]Dwarf1nTheFlask 0 points1 point ago

Rubber bands and duct tape sold separately.

[–]SoulFire6464 0 points1 point ago

People would buy that.

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

Saw him fashion it into a nifty sex toy.

[–]professor_murder 1 point2 points ago

Aren't we forgetting the chewing gum?

[–]DifficultApple 1 point2 points ago

Good thing we caught this MacGyver joke at the height of its popularity

[–]StoicAthos 0 points1 point ago

Where's the rubber-band?! Well we're fucked...

[–]marcus_ivo 1 point2 points ago

Is this the second picture uploaded to the internet?

[–]chasefooo 0 points1 point ago

Genius way to sell paper clips.

[–]OrientalFUZZZ 0 points1 point ago

I need to buy this. Any suggestion where I can find one of those?

[–]Hieronaut 0 points1 point ago

this joke is a whore at a frat party...

[–]theuncommonman 0 points1 point ago

"Now that'll be 10 bucks you little fucktard."

[–]mongzords 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Colonel O'Neil has a mullet.

[–]whoxtank 0 points1 point ago

I MUST HAVE THIS!!!!

[–]Cosmic_Cow 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, i just want the MacGyver action figure, been trying to find one for years.

[–]fireawesome 0 points1 point ago

False, he only needs the packaging.

[–]mosso911 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on Reddit this morning, thought nothing of it. But then my earring broke.. So now I'm using a paper clip as an earring so the hole doesn't close up. Oh the irony.

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[–]Smackdownfletch 1 point2 points ago

I think you're confused with the original Highlander being Mexican (there can be only Juan).

[–]Fragorder -2 points-1 points ago

holy shit I laughed entirely too much at this.

[–]gallonoffuel[!] -2 points-1 points ago

There's a good chance that a significant portion of Reddit has no idea who MacGyver is.

[–]el_chivo 2 points3 points ago

If they can't remember all the times this has been reposted, how they can remember McGyver?

[–]srekcornaivaf 0 points1 point ago

Guess I'll just have to construct a time machine out of this paper clip and remind them all