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As a guy, this is the first thing I do after school. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Ruple18 27 points28 points ago

As a human, this is the first thing I do after getting home from anywhere.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 62 points63 points ago

As a girl, I do this too.

[–]midnightunicorn14 67 points68 points ago

Okay, foxxygrandpa

[–]foxxygrandpa15 43 points44 points ago

You don't know me or my life!!!

[–]GenericCommentGuy 17 points18 points ago

We need pictures to confirm you do this

[–]foxxygrandpa15 24 points25 points ago

You better watch your mouth, son.

http://i.imgur.com/CpuiW.jpg

[–]gnarlytrees16 15 points16 points ago

Totally thought that was a .gif and freaked out while waiting for it to move...

[–]Asks_Politely 14 points15 points ago

I found the black guy!

[–]Ronoc175 5 points6 points ago

Almost shat my pants. Good one.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 1 point2 points ago

Almost is not good enough.

[–]Ronoc175 0 points1 point ago

That sounds like a threat.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 0 points1 point ago

No, I just think you could have tried harder at going poo in your pants.

[–]Ronoc175 1 point2 points ago

I tried pretty hard...

[–]Lsky7215 8 points9 points ago

It's a Spongebob reference guys, haha

[–]foxxygrandpa15 3 points4 points ago

Tis true. I told the grocery bag guy when I was like seven that I was a foxxy grandpa, because I heard it on TV, and ever since it's been the words I live by.

[–]DumbassBlonde 15 points16 points ago

I feel ya, sista. Pants made for girls are just way too constricting to have on for more than 6 hours a day.

I feel the same way with bras.

Curse female clothing, why can't we all just be nudists?

[–]foxxygrandpa15 16 points17 points ago

Exactly! Don't you love the feeling of taking off your bra after it's been on all day? I get goose bumps sometimes.........

And my family is Swedish, and I feel like it is my god given right to be naked all the time, but these goddamn Americans and their need to be "modest." What the fuck.

[–]omg_im_drunk 23 points24 points ago

As an American, I will support you in your right to be naked around me whenever you want. Fuck the system.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 6 points7 points ago

My vote in 2016 will go to a nudist.

[–]Team_Coco_13 4 points5 points ago

As an American, I too hate modesty. It's completely unnatural and stupid. Nudists are awesome, and it's so much more comfy.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 1 point2 points ago

We can't even have bare butts on television. :(

[–]Team_Coco_13 5 points6 points ago

I don't think you're watching the right channels... A lot of sitcoms I've seen have butts, but that's about it.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 2 points3 points ago

I'm talking about prime time television and stuff like that. But yeah, I guess you're right. Still, nudity shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is in America. It's silly. We all have bodies.

[–]Team_Coco_13 1 point2 points ago

I know. In Japan, nudity (like a sign showing a woman breast feeding or something) is just another thing. It's not sexual, and they know it, so they don't care. Here, because of the heavy influence of the church when America started out, it's so much more taboo.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 5 points6 points ago

How silly. Maybe it'll pass once the old people go. My friends are kind of whatever about seeing each other nakey. But it's still a thing. I dunno.

Edit: I think the problem is we don't separate nudity from sex.

[–]TheAngryBlueberry15 -2 points-1 points ago

...fap fap fap.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 1 point2 points ago

Grow up.

[–]TheAngryBlueberry15 -1 points0 points ago

I am. And it was a joke. :(

[–]foxxygrandpa15 2 points3 points ago

Just kind of a lame joke, haha. No hard feelings, Blueberry. I just felt like it perpetuated a negative stereotype about women being objects. I still love you.

[–]TheAngryBlueberry15 1 point2 points ago

Love you too, granpappy.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 0 points1 point ago

Good boy. Do you want me to read you a bedtime story?

[–]TheAngryBlueberry15 1 point2 points ago

Yes, grandpa. Do the one with the ugly barnacle!

[–]GenericCommentGuy 9 points10 points ago

Yeah. I love taking off my mom's bra at the end of the day.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 9 points10 points ago

wait wat

[–]DumbassBlonde 16 points17 points ago

Cross dressing or incest. Pick one.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 6 points7 points ago

for the sake of this boy's head, I hope it's cross dressing.

[–]DumbassBlonde 4 points5 points ago

Yeah. I mean at least with cross dressing, you can make a career out of it. Last time I checked you can't do that with incest. Or, at least in a way that's socially acceptable.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 4 points5 points ago

I concur. Cross dressing is a far more lucrative career than being an incest victim.

[–]DumbassBlonde 0 points1 point ago

It's either being a drag queen or creating incestuous pornography.

I really don't know which one you could make more money in, now that I think about it.

[–]foxxygrandpa15 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. There are only so many funny drag queens, and then only a small number of the funny drag queens would be able to create good entertainment that would bring in a profit. The market is already kind of saturated with drag queens. And there are lots of weirdos, so actually I bet incestuous pornography is the more lucrative option! But that begs the question, is there a place where people can get good free/cheap incest porn? And are these people willing to pay for it?

[–]generalscruff16 3 points4 points ago

A salesman comes to the door, and GenericCommentGuy wearing stockings, high heels and a bra answers.

"Is your mum in?"

"What the bloody hell does it look like?"

[–]Team_Coco_13 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck is this generic?

[–]GenericCommentGuy 7 points8 points ago

Because, Fuck You, that's why

[–]cassandradc16 0 points1 point ago

I go to a uniform school. The pants that are made for girls aren't MADE for girls. They suck. They're made for some type of alien. First time I put them on, I was like "who the fack is shaped like this?!". The guy pants are much more comfortable. But they too look stupid. I just can't win.

[–]W1LL14M14 0 points1 point ago

I always make fun of my female friends about their unfortunately small pockets.

[–]ultrahedgehog16 3 points4 points ago

  1. Come Home
  2. Feed pets
  3. Take off pants

[–]DumbassBlonde 23 points24 points ago

  1. Take off pants

  2. Get expelled

  3. Come home

[–]teamphineas17 1 point2 points ago

Same here. That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of the day is the best.

[–]Thenightsky12315 0 points1 point ago

Same it feels nice

[–]TheAwkwardBanana16 27 points28 points ago

I usually just poop.

[–]PulpFictionSnazzy[S] 14 points15 points ago

Awkward Banana indeed.

[–]SuBj3cT16 2 points3 points ago

I do both. Pooping does not necessarily come after taking off pants, however.

Just kidding.

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[–]TheAwkwardBanana16 0 points1 point ago

Male. However, I assume females do the same.

[–]kid_funky_fried 11 points12 points ago

Fuck pants

[–]Omnighost 11 points12 points ago

I must be the only person in the world who doesn't do this.

[–]VegBerg15 1 point2 points ago

Oh, but you are not alone, my friend.

Neither do I take off my socks. My feet will freeze if I do that, even in the summer.

[–]agnostic_opossum 1 point2 points ago

Nope, me too. I just poop first.

[–]SujuSone 8 points9 points ago

As a lemon-man, I do this too

[–]zeldashley 8 points9 points ago

I do this, then gather all of the food in my house to eat.

[–]IAmA_Zombie 4 points5 points ago

Left over pizza OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[–]zeldashley 1 point2 points ago

Cold pizza is the best. Well it was, i can't eat pizza anymore.

[–]IAmA_Zombie 0 points1 point ago

I liked to microwave it just to warm it alittle. Me either, bud. I'm on a diet and staying away from that stuff.

[–]zeldashley 0 points1 point ago

IAmA_formerfatgirl . I know that feel bro/female.

[–]IAmA_Zombie 1 point2 points ago

Bro and thanks. Helps to know there are people out there that know the feeling. :)

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn16 21 points22 points ago

THAT IS UNNNNNNAAAACCCCCEPPTAAAAABBBBLLLLLLLE!!!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Powerthirst now come with preposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE!!!

[–]tjenator15 3 points4 points ago

*during

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

As a ninja pickle, I cannot do this as it would reveal my true identity.

[–]StrangeApparition 3 points4 points ago

FREEDOM!

[–]Soyance16 6 points7 points ago

I uh... I come home naked. I do this on the way to my car.

[–]heyrebel 4 points5 points ago

As a human, I can conclude people generally do this.

[–]Dan_The_MAN_116 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you, I was born with trousers on, and I have never taken them off since then.

[–]Alascar 0 points1 point ago

This makes me wonder, if society after today allowed us to walk outside our houses without shirts and pants and you'd receive no form of judgement to you on the matter, how many people would do it?

[–]_this_is_A_name_ 3 points4 points ago

All of the people.

[–]HalfAPerson9517 0 points1 point ago

Yep, literally every single person on the planet.

[–]Ram1r3z14 0 points1 point ago

Dude, I skate shirtless all the time anyway. Fuck the haters.

[–]SciGuy01316 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks pants are amazingly comfortable? Also that walking around my house in my boxers would be awkward?

[–]Ram1r3z14 0 points1 point ago

It depends on the pants I'm wearing. I have two pairs of jeans that are so amazingly comfortable that I don't take off until I go to bed. But if I'm not wearing one of those pairs of pants, the pants come off.

[–]LeRageGuy22213 1 point2 points ago

UNACCEPTABBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLE!

[–]GuyInABox16 1 point2 points ago

Respawning your pants?

[–]PulpFictionSnazzy[S] 1 point2 points ago

Dipping into some sorcery never hurt anyone.

[–]ZombieWaffles 0 points1 point ago

I only do this with my shirt, it just feels wierd not wearing pants.

[–]DemonMuffins 0 points1 point ago

I usually just do my homework. I enjoy jeans. I even sleep in them.

[–]WizerdBeards14 0 points1 point ago

And in that moment, I knew we were unacceptable.

[–]HHSHawx17 -2 points-1 points ago

You damn REPOSTER.

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