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[–]chazzeromus 1 point2 points ago

What is that from?

[–]Ofchud21 32 points33 points ago

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[–]ebilrubberducky 12 points13 points ago

Woah now. My mother was 12 then and not yet a tramp.

[–]generalchaoz 3 points4 points ago

Son, she was.

[–]Gizmo9682 1 point2 points ago

My mom was eight.

[–]Artorig 4 points5 points ago

[–]ssgtsnake 0 points1 point ago

Working at a trampoline park, I want this to be our slogan.

[–]calebkil 0 points1 point ago

[–]meandthebean 0 points1 point ago

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." -Jack Handy

[–]Dlightfulme 0 points1 point ago

TIL what TIL means.

[–]fabtacular 1 point2 points ago

Nah, YOUR mama would have broken that shit

[–]FreaXoMatic 1 point2 points ago

[–]redditor031112 1 point2 points ago

False. My mother was born in 1973, thus, she is NOT a tramp.

[–]ReddMenace 1 point2 points ago

Tramampoline! Trambopoline!

[–]handingoutupvotes -1 points0 points ago

My mother was not alive in 1972.

[–]pretzelguy1 -1 points0 points ago

I am putting you under citizen's arrest until shittyrepostpolice arrives.

[–]blakeready710 0 points1 point ago

Keep this on facebook

[–]i_am_sad 0 points1 point ago

Ironically the staff at imgur posted this to their facebook.

[–]Lord_Smaximus -2 points-1 points ago

Burn!

[–]signori22 -3 points-2 points ago

Category fail

[–]Hascalod -1 points0 points ago

I don't undrstand the joke.

[–]rick_22 0 points1 point ago

My mom was born in 1972. October. How the hell did that happen?

[–]SuperGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

Your grandma.

[–]Masterseaman -2 points-1 points ago

I am sitting in my mother in law's living room with my wife as I read this and almost told this joke out loud. Close...