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[–]hawk135 20 points21 points ago

Nice pair,...I mean,...no I had it right the first time.

[–]Sirbadastronaut7 10 points11 points ago

no hoverhand to be seen. splendid.

[–]kiska9461 1 point2 points ago

What is hoverhand, may i ask?

[–]SirIAmAnatheistcatAMA 4 points5 points ago

This. Do you notice the distance between the girl's body and the guy's hand? Well, that is what we call hover hand. It's a method used by the average awkward nerd in which he is afraid of touching the girl, so he just pretends to touch her.

[–]Ferranax 2 points3 points ago

Summer Glau seems to be the main victim/cause.

[–]magicalsealion 25 points26 points ago

I suggest posting this to r/palegirls if hasn't already been done

[–]SirHowieGaming 9 points10 points ago

[–]Bograff 19 points20 points ago

Man. I really need to subscribe to more SFW subreddits now. My SFW to NSFW subreddit ratio is getting all out of whack.

[–]colourz 7 points8 points ago

i so pale

[–]Drunken_Economist 15 points16 points ago

They're almost translucent

[–]casualbattery 13 points14 points ago

So hot..

[–]ROK247 0 points1 point ago

Went out to see the blue moon...got sunburn.

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 5 points6 points ago

That looks like a fun evening of drinks and debauchery.

[–]elaphros 5 points6 points ago

I know this is gentlemanboners, but what comes into my mind is decidedly not gentlemanly

[–]cualcrees 4 points5 points ago

Yes, please.

[–]Sklib 4 points5 points ago

Mother of god

[–]mr3film 3 points4 points ago

Two great tastes that go great together!

[–]dachshund 4 points5 points ago

This is madness!11

[–]Aleax2358 1 point2 points ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]a11city 1 point2 points ago

Big fans of them, but these pics aren't very flattering.

[–]claytonhulme 3 points4 points ago

The single definition of heaven.

[–]SirOldTimeGentleman 1 point2 points ago

There's 4 of them !

[–]SirCromiell 2 points3 points ago

LOW-CUT DRESSES WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?

[–]Uncletouchysfunhouse 2 points3 points ago

Boob heaven

[–]svel 2 points3 points ago

...aaaaaand kiss

[–]mrdoink20 -1 points0 points ago

pushes Alisons head only to nussle boob

[–]stfubaker 0 points1 point ago

im sure if there was a heaven, this would be it.

[–]ROK247 1 point2 points ago

Almost worth believing, just in case.

[–]Cokes311 0 points1 point ago

I don't know where to put my hands.

Or my face.

gulp

[–]PhilosopherAthlete 1 point2 points ago

I had a dream about this, once...

[–]SirIAmAnatheistcatAMA 1 point2 points ago

Alison Brie is always stunning. Love this pic.

[–]laidlow -1 points0 points ago

I would love to be the meat in between that sandwich!

[–]Ferranax 0 points1 point ago

Captain, I think we have reached some kind of gentlemanboners singularity. Suggest we investigate further.

[–]dengshow 0 points1 point ago

the BMI (boobie mass index) between the two of them is through the roof

[–]HardwareLust 0 points1 point ago

I saw Christina on live TV the other day. I swear, she looks like Skeletor now. She is officially off my list.

[–]Cdresden 1 point2 points ago

Enhance... ENHANCE...

[–]gothicmaster -1 points0 points ago

[–]jurban03 -3 points-2 points ago

am I the only one who really doesn't find either of them attractive?

[–]MadameArketan -1 points0 points ago

Probably not