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[–]btotheoomer 70 points71 points ago

I love it when a comment section on a picture has very little comments because there's nothing to say about the photo. Unless, of course, you use a comment to point that out.

[–]lasso_of_truth 79 points80 points ago

She has a veiny butt

edit: love how this is my most upvoted comment

[–]kaamosrutto 31 points32 points ago

Today I read a comment about a lioness' veiny butt.

My life is complete, and I may now die in peace.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 9 points10 points ago

Ummm, how about my butt? It's not veiny and I think it's rather nice-looking.

[–]kaamosrutto 8 points9 points ago

Pics?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 9 points10 points ago

I thought you were dying peacefully.

[–]kaamosrutto 8 points9 points ago

;___;

Ok.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 8 points9 points ago

[–]sean85 3 points4 points ago

Only if you follow up on your offer.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the exact same thing. That, and "Hah, this lioness is sitting on a lion." This picture must, otherwise, be very boring.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 0 points1 point ago

Second most upvoted.

[–]Phyics_Son -1 points0 points ago

dat ass

[–]st-boost 6 points7 points ago

Well I was hoping there would be some random lion expert explaining why she's doing that. I guess I'll just chalk it up to "cats are weird".

[–]basementboy 49 points50 points ago

"I bring food to the pride, I'll sit where I fucking want."

[–]kensomniac 8 points9 points ago

"Fine, sit on my back.. let me know when someone comes by and wants to kill your children."

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[–]Kerse 4 points5 points ago

Cubs are killed by males of opposing packs, not by predators.

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[–]SpiderTheSpy 0 points1 point ago

Hyenas. Lions and Hyenas have a long standing quarrel.

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[–]SpiderTheSpy 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't it depend on numbers though. 1 lioness versus 3 or 4 hyenas would get rocked. Male Lions are useful in tipping the scales during a confrontation (assuming numbers are not completely in favor of lionesses. Don't Hyenas usually have larger groups then Lions too?

[–]kensomniac -1 points0 points ago

Because mammals need two sets of corresponding chromosomes to reproduce. So, yes, they have to exist. There's no wonder there.

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[–]kensomniac 0 points1 point ago

As insulting as that is, it may or may not be justified. I care not. Lions are beyond my power of conversation. However, I feel that this comic explains both of our situations well.

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/08/30/the-savanna/

I wish you the best, auralgasm, because I respect you.

[–]GahLant 9 points10 points ago

That lion's ass is so buff.

[–]Irf00 1 point2 points ago

That ass

[–]FecklessPhilanderer 11 points12 points ago

Dat Lionass

[–]Taniria 8 points9 points ago

Anyone else just gets the voice from Vegeta from the Abridged episodes, when you read "Dammit Woman" ?

[–]kingwolfos 1 point2 points ago

Woman! Bring me a drying cloth!

[–]ohgeronimo 1 point2 points ago

I know.. I'll use this frying cloth.. as a drying cloth!

Wait, that's not right.

[–]Malte52 8 points9 points ago

[–]DoingItRightAmI 19 points20 points ago

Must be fun to just chill out lion around all day.

[–]MattTress 7 points8 points ago

"Dammit Leo, when are you going to meow this lawn?!"

[–]Sedawson74 17 points18 points ago

friendzoned in the animal kingdom...

[–]tega174 2 points3 points ago

Just a generalization of "If it fits, it sits."

[–]jmn171 4 points5 points ago

Or maybe, "If it lion, I lie on"

[–]i_quit 4 points5 points ago

sending this to my wife. will report back if i survive.

[–]bossyman15 3 points4 points ago

He hasn't reported back in 50 mins. I guess he died.

[–]i_quit 1 point2 points ago

she lost her cell phone last night. it may take a while for the results.

[–]IDontSpeakLies 2 points3 points ago

Scar traded the rebellion for a wife, I think he saw the error of his ways.

[–]d1z 0 points1 point ago

TIL OAG is a lion trainer.

[–]ViolaPurpurea 2 points3 points ago

Well, you can see which one rules the other...

[–]fawker 3 points4 points ago

ITT: barbed penises

[–]MrsMcQueen 3 points4 points ago

For some reason I read this in Ron Swanson's voice.

[–]windg0d 0 points1 point ago

really? I just read it in my voice.

[–]JarlofDenmark 3 points4 points ago

Scar?

[–]Pays4Porn 0 points1 point ago

Laying eggs on a lion.

edit:grammer.

[–]runsoutofspace 0 points1 point ago

*Lying.

edit: well, now mine looks wrong.

[–]Violatic 6 points7 points ago

Just Lion around.

[–]WhyYouThinkThat 0 points1 point ago

I would shit rainbows if he was a stag.

[–]Da_Booty_Masta 1 point2 points ago

that's a sweet black lion

[–]BassNector 1 point2 points ago

It saddens me that no matter how hard I try, a female lion will still always be stronger than me. :(

[–]heyjesu 1 point2 points ago

And then she farts.

[–]GAMERBOB93 -1 points0 points ago

I read the title in Stewie Griffin's voice.

[–]xpinkpuma 0 points1 point ago

My one dog (3 years old) sits on our other dog (9 years old) like this all the time. Poor old thing.

[–]coogie 0 points1 point ago

That is one muscular ass.

[–]KookyGuy 0 points1 point ago

She looks like she could kick his butt. Dat muscle tone.

[–]jacko730 1 point2 points ago

if i fits i sits

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

if i fits i sits

boop.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

You don't like women sitting on you? I love that.

[–]sometimesijustdont -1 points0 points ago

Life must be hell for him in that cage. The females are supposed to leave them alone and go hunt.

[–]Godtiermasturbator -1 points0 points ago

Dat lionass

[–]nhguy03276 -1 points0 points ago

If I Fits, I Sits....

[–]ME_LIKE_BURRITO 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Lion is nakey

[–]dangerous_beans 0 points1 point ago

Reptar's nakey.

[–]MRow13 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of that terrible movie with Joshua jackson where that Asian girl is climbing on his back ghost stylie.

No spoiler because it sucks.

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana 0 points1 point ago

"OOOOOH HUNNY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT"

(snaps fingers in a z formation)

[–]Toasterthegamer -1 points0 points ago

Taking a poop on my hubby!

[–]Thingthree12 0 points1 point ago

Look at the front legs on that mother fucker. God damn.

[–]tosk 0 points1 point ago

god damn that female lion is muscular

[–]bafta 0 points1 point ago

Are you surprised, they are the ones that do all the running around

[–]FaipDeOaid 0 points1 point ago

"Quit being a pussy!"

[–]algebraic94 1 point2 points ago

Read in James Earl Jones' voice.

[–]Jacob481516 0 points1 point ago

Next step in nature: Facesitting...

[–]omnimatty 0 points1 point ago

I guess you can keep a good man down.

[–]tb44s 0 points1 point ago

Stop lion on me!

[–]millsup 0 points1 point ago

Somehow, I was expecting the slenderman in this picture

[–]ScummyBear 0 points1 point ago

She prolly said the same thing to him earlier.

[–]chonesrnnr99 0 points1 point ago

i hope she poops

[–]ju2tin 0 points1 point ago

Pinned ya again!

[–]liesabout_expertise 0 points1 point ago

Zookeeper here.

For the past 11 years I have been working in a zoo and I've actually come across this quite a few times. This is the female lions way of letting a male lion know that she is ready to mate. We've had a few instances where we actually have had to remove the female lion because she would not eat when we deliver food to her cage. This can be a nuisance, since she is ready to mate and though we do not encourage this sort of thing in our zoo, we do allow it.

[–]AMagicNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you i'm a big ass cat

[–]kkr7ddc 0 points1 point ago

Sex. You're doing it wrong.

[–]GrooveCombo 0 points1 point ago

Cats will be Cats

[–]bear020215 0 points1 point ago

dat ass

[–]DanIpp 0 points1 point ago

Friendzone level: Lion

[–]Clydeworgen 0 points1 point ago

My amstaff puppy does this all the time on my Rottweiler. I dont get why shes doing it, but they both seem to enjoy it^

[–]juma606 -2 points-1 points ago

Hoes always tryin ta shit on a nigga.

[–]puapsyche 0 points1 point ago

"THIS IS NOT HOW THE CLEVELAND STEAMER WORKS"

[–]markio 0 points1 point ago

Overly attached lioness

[–]DJ_Tuskegee 0 points1 point ago

Got some ass

[–]yze 0 points1 point ago

FRIENDZONED.

[–]Tommassive 0 points1 point ago

Like he gives a fuck

[–]_Wolfos -2 points-1 points ago

I read this in the voice of Robert Baratheon.

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[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

THIS

AWUGAH.