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[–]bhmnscmm 16 points17 points ago

Is that Richard Nixon?

[–]SupermanV2 10 points11 points ago

Taxigate

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

I am not a car.

[–]mrdude817 -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say that. I believe it is.

[–]xandan 25 points26 points ago

Repost!

[–]AllOverTheWorld 29 points30 points ago

Comment!

[–]Schroedingers_gif 13 points14 points ago

Reddit!

[–]ReddMenace 0 points1 point ago

Street rat!

[–]gaben3 -2 points-1 points ago

SWAG

[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

Half Life 3 confirmed.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

Karmatrain.

[–]everythingZero 1 point2 points ago

Reply!

JK, but seriously I want to make this into a poster for my apartment. :) Came to "ask permission"... NVM!

[–]xandan 1 point2 points ago

Nice

[–]red321red321 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

I like how they are sharing their armpits with one another.

[–]esquizoide 2 points3 points ago

the car is floating?

[–]AntonJokinen 1 point2 points ago

And the car is not marked as a taxi.

[–]Galaxyhiker42 2 points3 points ago

This is what trying to get a cab in San Francisco feels like.

[–]uwsdwfismyname 0 points1 point ago

so british it hurts

[–]phil0299 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]Keane1522 1 point2 points ago

This joke is as old as HE 1523-0901 which is the oldest known star in the universe LOLOLOL

[–]hiltonking 1 point2 points ago

Not funny.

[–]LiquorballSandwich 0 points1 point ago

Wow, a hover taxi! It's no flying skateboard but it's close.

[–]jaakeup 0 points1 point ago

It's not even an old post yet.

[–]Apotheosis91 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of Black Books.

"Colleague!"

"Coworker!"

[–]lozzerloz 0 points1 point ago

Hahah imagain if people actually did that !

[–]Kubaker1 2 points3 points ago

When I see someone hailing a taxi when I'm in it, I like to pretend I'm Hitler and they're saluting me. -Pete Holmes.

[–]JustForCancer 1 point2 points ago

Didn't realize my grandma was on reddit...

[–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

When I get in a cab and other people are desperately trying to get one (e.g. Closing time at a bar) I will always wave back enthusiastically.

[–]redditorsass9802 0 points1 point ago

i'd be a little more concerned to why the taxi is floating

[–]lyrelad93 -1 points0 points ago

Why aren't seasoned redditors downvoting the shit out of this

[–]eggplnt -1 points0 points ago

Stephen Fry?

[–]SpermWhale 1 point2 points ago

TEKSI, if in Malaysia.

[–]Fidouda 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of: "Call me a taxi, will you?" "Allright: You're a taxi."

Where is this from? (I know I don't have the exact quote...)

[–]puremojito 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it's a repost. My friend keeps telling me about this but hasn't said it was a picture.

[–]pearl36 0 points1 point ago

i'd hit that

[–]Rhythmic -2 points-1 points ago

[–]YouWillFartOnMyBoner -5 points-4 points ago

This isn't funny, fuck yourself and fart on my boner

[–]S1LW3R 0 points1 point ago

flying taxi!

[–]sc21 -4 points-3 points ago

I love me a good repost!

[–]Shitty_Repost_Agent -2 points-1 points ago

Repost!!! Hahaha but seriously put your hands up http://imgur.com/mbqWA

[–]MrXBob 0 points1 point ago

That's gonna get boring fast.