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[–]Sprocko 125 points126 points ago

..uh oh, gotta wiz

[–]Guyana_Bandit 32 points33 points ago

This is exactly the dilemma I'm facing right now.

[–]InsertDiscSeven 37 points38 points ago

Just hurry.. run back before the bed gets cold.

I believe in you.

[–]Guyana_Bandit 52 points53 points ago

It's just not the same when you leave and come back.

[–]DiscoKitten 42 points43 points ago

Then just piss in the bed, dude. Make it extra warm.

[–]Hudek 3 points4 points ago

But then it will get cold even sooner, these 19th century folk had the right idea with their bedpans, but an open window and well-placed desk fan can make a nice urine current to the safety of outside.

[–]userbelowisamonster 0 points1 point ago

This might be the time a catheter would be approved.

[–]phqu88 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I don't think they are too fun to put in and take out

Here you are. Safe for life

http://youtu.be/ISBAya_5cIM?t=3m58s

[–]userbelowisamonster 0 points1 point ago

About my previous comment....

[–]TearHugger 18 points19 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]blarglznoflo -1 points0 points ago

Really? I think it's even better when you come back.

[–]Aaod 11 points12 points ago

The trick is to not pull the covers back but to slide out under them so the warmth does not escape.

[–]devoting_my_time 5 points6 points ago

Woaah...

[–]Chachoregard 8 points9 points ago

Then your cat sits in your warm area.

[–]myuglyapple 8 points9 points ago

So push him out of the way. Who's the dominant species here?

[–]neverendingninja 11 points12 points ago

"Here" as in reddit?

Cats. Definitely cats.

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[–]Hudek 1 point2 points ago

Peeing in one of these feels oddly amazing.

[–]impossibru65 0 points1 point ago

Relevant username if I do say so myself.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

Just let go.

[–]RoostasTowel 10 points11 points ago

Think, think... Think. Think. Think.

Eh I better get up.

[–]_dontreadthis 6 points7 points ago

im whizzing with the door open... And i Love It!

[–]Strangely_Calm 1 point2 points ago

The real opulence of this episode is the escape from routine. To anyone who's had to go to church for many Years and all of a sudden one Sunday doesn't? Sooooo toasty...

[–]_dontreadthis 0 points1 point ago

"guys please! can you give me 5 minutes?"

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

catheter.

[–]Aezzle 1 point2 points ago

Every.time.

[–]suddenlykorean 1 point2 points ago

It's like relaxing while floating face down in the water, but then 30 seconds later 숨막혀 죽을것같은 그 느낌.

[–]KurynDarb -2 points-1 points ago

Beat me to it.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

Beating off to it.

[–]trivo 36 points37 points ago

From "Homer the Heretic".

Best episode of The Simpsons.

[–]RoostasTowel 22 points23 points ago

We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.

[–]peestandingup 10 points11 points ago

Imma let you finish, but And Maggie Makes Three is the best, most touching Simpsons episode ever.

[–]trivo 8 points9 points ago

"Boy... everyone is stupid except me."

[–]RyanMockery -1 points0 points ago

Imma let you finish, but Eternal moonshine of the simpson mind was the best, most touching simpsons episode of all time. Of all time!

*Though maggie makes three still gets me every time I see don't forget her.

[–]Genmaken 3 points4 points ago

When the fire starts to burn, there is a lesson you must learn.

Something, something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!

D'OH!

[–]hitmenow 0 points1 point ago

haha!

[–]clonetrooper250 19 points20 points ago

Literally everday I have something to do, this happens.

[–]SimplyTheBest1830 14 points15 points ago

But think about it, if you don't have anything to do, you wouldn't get this feeling and this feeling is like the best feeling in the wooorld. Love every second of it!!!

[–]clonetrooper250 14 points15 points ago

You must be a morning person. No one else could conciveably have this kind of view.

[–]SimplyTheBest1830 1 point2 points ago

Actually nope. I just have so much time while I lay down on my bed, trying to sleep, that I come up with lots of thoughts. And I'm so tired every morning that I promise to myself that I'll go to sleep earlier so I won't feel like poop the next morning but yeah... nope.

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

I don't even pretend to promise myself things like that anymore. I should go to bed now, but as long as reddit works, I'm going nowhere.

[–]jrmrjnck 10 points11 points ago

Dang it! Every time I see a Simpsons reference on reddit, I have to go watch the whole episode.

[–]robtheviking 5 points6 points ago

"whether it be Christian, Jew, or....miscellaneous"

[–]hitmenow 0 points1 point ago

There are 800 millions of us.

Well that's super.

[–]uglybarnacl3 9 points10 points ago

Especially on rainy days! It feels extra toasty and comfy. My body just doesn't want to move.

[–]Jukepot 3 points4 points ago

This comment thread is getting a little orgasmic.

[–]rightsidejane 9 points10 points ago

That's me right now, except I'm under the blanket, on my phone Redditing. :)

[–]chrisinurpants 2 points3 points ago

Same

[–]SAPgirl 5 points6 points ago

Also same. I've now been in bed for over 12 hours, and I still have lots of blue links to click. Niiiice

[–]Yazza 0 points1 point ago

Me too

[–]Strangely_Calm 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeeepppo.

[–]buttcheeky 1 point2 points ago

Same, its almost 5pm and im in bed redditing

[–]robtheviking 0 points1 point ago

=( same

[–]jjwood84 4 points5 points ago

[–]agobayer 6 points7 points ago

That is the best time to rub one out

[–]haloimplant 3 points4 points ago

I'm on a business trip right now and I've barely left this comfy hotel bed all weekend. It's a bit sad but also awesome.

[–]Skastrike09 2 points3 points ago

This is exactly why I prefer my room really cold. So I can curl up with a blanket and be super comfortable.

[–]variousfruits 1 point2 points ago

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[–]ApatheticPamp 1 point2 points ago

Had one of those today! It is a great refresher after a hard week.

[–]ThatIsMyHat 1 point2 points ago

That was me this morning. And by morning, I mean until about 1:00 in the afternoon.

[–]pagaladmee 0 points1 point ago

with Texas temperatures in the 90's, this made me feel very uncomfortable.

[–]InhaleMusic 0 points1 point ago

I always LOVED this episode, that picture perfectly captures that feeling....

[–]Bigpimpinfuller 0 points1 point ago

oh very nice

[–]neverendingninja 0 points1 point ago

These really were the best days...then I had a kid.

[–]jmlk3674 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]RyanMockery 0 points1 point ago

Until it gets too toasty and you have to keep swapping between sticking a foot out and recalling it in to manage the heat. Then you just say fuck it and get up.

[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget whizzing with the door open.

[–]Pontmercy 0 points1 point ago

that was me this morning

[–]KIPhoto 0 points1 point ago

This is me every morning. Sadly I have to get up :(

[–]demonofthefall 0 points1 point ago

I have a toddler. I do not know what this is anymore :-(

[–]Admiralwolverine4 0 points1 point ago

Me this morning

[–]alfonzo830 0 points1 point ago

I start school in 2 days. Goodbye cinnamon-bun mornings :(

[–]SamMcD2012 0 points1 point ago

You'll turn into a big post toastie!

[–]xheylove 0 points1 point ago

That was exactly my reaction this morning. It's now almost 6pm and I've only left my bed to pee and get snacks while I spend my day watching Netflix. No regrets. This shall also be my plan for tomorrow.

[–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please make a gif out of Homer rolling around?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I can only wish. I rarely sleep like this and in fact, I rarely sleep well. It's so damned hot here, sleep is almost impossible even with the ac on.

[–]userbelowisamonster 1 point2 points ago

Autumn mornings with the window slightly opened, so you get the crisp air, the cool draft, and the warm cozy covers.... Mmmmm.....I want pumpkin things now.

[–]ColdStainlessNail 0 points1 point ago

They need to make bed sheets with this image from top to bottom.

[–]Nyneave27 0 points1 point ago

This is how I felt last night when it was nice and cool in the house! Can't wait for fall!!

[–]Drozzbear -2 points-1 points ago

[–]CuntSmellersLLP -2 points-1 points ago

Took mdma yesterday. This is me today.

[–]Justo_Lives -5 points-4 points ago

LIEK IF U FEL DIS EVERYTIM

[–]zawamark -3 points-2 points ago

Did anyone else read this in Adam Levine's voice?

[–]Blackout_14 -1 points0 points ago

I hate it when I'm like this on a school day -_-