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[–]NowBackAtMyPost 447 points448 points ago

Look at my name.

[–]thhox 144 points145 points ago

7 months.. nice.

[–]supergamerz 64 points65 points ago

He's only commented twice in his 7 months of being, both comments are not only exactly the same but are posted on the same submission in the same subreddit! r/Karma Conspiracy.

[–]NotaMethAddict 39 points40 points ago

The only possible explanation? Aliens are controlling his account!

I'm not very good at this.

[–]vectormessiah 26 points27 points ago

Do some meth. It'll clear that right up.

[–]DrKilory 3 points4 points ago

Or you know sell it. Just get like a chemistry teacher and you're golden.

[–]CiDirkona 2 points3 points ago

Karma karma karma karma karma karma conspiracy. They come and go, they come and go.

[–]apiratewithadd 0 points1 point ago

Orange blue and grey, orange blue and greeeeeyyyyyy

[–]Scarecrow398 1 point2 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy

Damn you people get the Reddit Enhancement Suite Already! and start linking successfully today!

Note: being on your phone is not a excuse

[–]Scarecrow398 -1 points0 points ago

Oooh, Gay, i mean.... RES...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Scarecrow398 0 points1 point ago

Well in that case.... BURN IN HELL!

[–]Veo_x 1 point2 points ago

Whoa... Dafuq did he say?

[–]Scarecrow398 0 points1 point ago

"I'm not on my phone and i wasn't trying to link it" Somewhat random for him to delete it...

[–]gaso 0 points1 point ago

I wish it wasn't possible to delete comments, it really breaks reddit. And so many people delete them for inane reasons...

[–]avree 1 point2 points ago

Reddit automatically makes subreddits links now, without Reddit Enhancement Suite.

All he had to do was add a slash before the r, so it read /r/KarmaConspiracy and not r/KarmaConspiracy

[–]Scarecrow398 -3 points-2 points ago

Shh, don't tell anyone, im trying to help honestbleeps take over the world.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 1 point2 points ago

Aah... the long troll.

[–]NowBackAtText 15 points16 points ago

You're on Reddit.

Look at my name.

You're on a horse.

[–]the_winged_one 5 points6 points ago

They're everywhere!

[–]RubeusShagrid 3 points4 points ago

And yet.. Nowhere apparently

[–]the_winged_one 0 points1 point ago

So ridiculously true.

[–]Scarecrow398 5 points6 points ago

2 years, 11 months... Two comments... hmm

[–]geekbot 0 points1 point ago

7 months? You know the Old Spice commercials were over two years ago, right?

[–]SubliminalOldSpiceAd -1 points0 points ago

Well spotted. Here, have two tickets to that thing you love.

[–]HornedRonin718 0 points1 point ago

B-but I can't. . . They. Just turned into diamonds

[–]SlapTheBacon 0 points1 point ago

My god...

[–]Schmackadoodle -1 points0 points ago

You deserve this. :)

[–]Jackmangold -1 points0 points ago

clever

[–]bobrob48 35 points36 points ago

HOW LONG MUST I KEEP DOING THIS

[–]Don2k12 21 points22 points ago

Until the horse appears.

[–]TheDarkDoctor 9 points10 points ago

you never catch the dragon

[–]ABloodyEnglishman 3 points4 points ago

BUT I'M SO CLOSE!

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

Close enough?

[–]JimmyRecard 27 points28 points ago

I read it in his voice, and topped it off with the little Old Spice outro whistle. Well played, sir.

[–]downvotethiscontent 2 points3 points ago

Well played indeed, OP deserves an oyster with two tickets to that thing he loves.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Well played, sir

W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O W E E E O O[.](/user/overused-meme-alert "Severity level 4/5")

[–]A_Wild_Abra 3 points4 points ago

Since when was well played a meme? I always thought of it as an expression, or sort of slang term.

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

That bastard once ruined my comment.

[–]A_Wild_Abra 0 points1 point ago

I still don't know why 'well played' is a meme. Seriously. :/

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

Someone posted a "reaction macro" that was the Zoidberg meme "My opinion is bad and I should feel bad" so I said "op is a fag and he should feel fag". Yes, it got upvotes. Plenty. BUT IT ALSO ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THIS ASSHOLE WHO RUINED THE JOKE OF MY COMMENT.

[–]A_Wild_Abra 0 points1 point ago

Well, those are overused to fuck, but seriously, do upvotes fucking matter?

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

No, but the quality of the joke does.

[–]A_Wild_Abra 0 points1 point ago

I didnt think the joke was quality. ._.;

[–]aryst0krat 1 point2 points ago

God dammit fix the formatting. This is the second time you've done that.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Well played, sir

PFWEEEEEEE.

[–]bitterorca 16 points17 points ago

One of the rare times when OP gets away with putting the punchline in the title.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus -1 points0 points ago

[–]Gamer_Stix 12 points13 points ago

This becomes infinitely easier with RES.

[–]Scorpius289 4 points5 points ago

Infinitely... heh.

[–]obvnotlupus 0 points1 point ago

Hoh.

[–]shneb 7 points8 points ago

Is this... is this what funny has become?

[–]obvnotlupus 0 points1 point ago

not funny, r/funny

[–]NO_REFUND 1 point2 points ago

I forgot what the title was at first and actually had to go back and read it again...

[–]Jackmangold 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, after Terry Crews' AMA, I this Mustafa might be my 2nd favorite Old Spice spokesman.

[–]yahoofx 0 points1 point ago

I'm on a horse! whistles Old Spice tune

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

How are you posting this?

[–]yahoofx 0 points1 point ago

I don't follow you. My source is there for you to look at with RES.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

But an internet connection whilst on a horse?

[–]yahoofx 0 points1 point ago

Now I get it. Mobile phone?

[–]mikeash -1 points0 points ago

Help, I'm stuck.

[–]Daveyd325 -1 points0 points ago

It was tough, but I managed to scroll down at the first viewing.

[–]wafflewarrior99 0 points1 point ago

fuck. this was a good one, cus i forgot to read the title before i clicked the image.

[–]evilpancake123 0 points1 point ago

fuck dude that was a good meme! :D

[–]DozNuts 0 points1 point ago

you sob you got me!

[–]Biggg_D21 0 points1 point ago

Why can't i ever be this clever.

[–]TheWillbilly9 1 point2 points ago

This was incredibly well done.

[–]FreaXoMatic 0 points1 point ago

touché

[–]Nutsnbolts12345 0 points1 point ago

Thank you OP. I needed a good laugh.

[–]killer4u77 0 points1 point ago

I kept going back and forth. Hoping SOMETHING might change

[–]CJGibson 0 points1 point ago

Good god, that man is attractive.

[–]PakPak96 0 points1 point ago

but... how?

[–]jesusbrokemapickle 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh, thank you :)

[–]TheClaw117 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there!

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

AWUGAH.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there

WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO.

[–]bmorgy 1 point2 points ago

All I noticed is that his right (our left) nipple is lower than his other.

[–]alien03 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna fall for this! FUCK

And then I just kept staring at the pic, trying to decide how badly i fucked up

[–]7UPvote 0 points1 point ago

I read it in his voice.

[–]Yatiya 0 points1 point ago

Wow this was one of the few legitimately funny posts on r/funny. Good on you.

[–]Crimsonskyss 0 points1 point ago

Touché handsome man

[–]carpii -1 points0 points ago

Nop. I just dont get it.

Someone tell me wtf is going on ?

[–]randomninja96 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even read the title... My eyes element back and forth regardless..

[–]chriskilinc 0 points1 point ago

[–]Simonzi 0 points1 point ago

I know after his AMA, Reddit has a super hard on for Terry Crews, and while I will admit he sounds like a nice guy and is a really good actor, Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice commercials beat the piss out of Terry's.

[–]Expects 0 points1 point ago

Its been three hours since i have been caught in this loop

[–]davinciko 0 points1 point ago

I see what OP did there. Touché.

[–]jjness 0 points1 point ago

Man, the ONE TIME I read the title first...

[–]catcatmeow 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]DracoIgnus 0 points1 point ago

This is kinda clever

[–]thedylan100 0 points1 point ago

HELP! i'm in a never ending loop!!

[–]heimdalsgate 0 points1 point ago

I'm on a horse.

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

I was stuck in a loop for 20 minutes... devious.

[–]Kiel297 0 points1 point ago

How in the name of fuck did this make it to the front page?

[–]BerryBadrenath 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious

[–]Michael_LaPorte 0 points1 point ago

I miss this dude

[–]rockstarmccool 0 points1 point ago

I'm stuck someone halp

[–]pottyaboutpotter1 0 points1 point ago

Way to spoil Battleship for people man.

[–]SupermanV2 -1 points0 points ago

Is... is he glowing?

[–]anavrintobin -1 points0 points ago

Well played, sir.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Well played, sir

ding ding ding.

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

[–]CallMeCa -1 points0 points ago

Clicked link. Saw what was there to be seen. Upon further investigation expected title to read "Now black* at me."

Disclaimer Not racist.

[–]xOhrange -1 points0 points ago

slow clap

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -3 points-2 points ago

"Now back to me" is/was the original correct title for this meme, I NEVER call out reposters, but if you're going to repost, get it right.

[–]Rgm113 -2 points-1 points ago

You clever bastard.

[–]bballrnm -2 points-1 points ago

Now back to* me.

C'mon man.

[–]Phant0mX -3 points-2 points ago

/r/funny is now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

No - /r/funny is not diamonds - it's "gems" you found in your facebook feed.

[–]Tactful -3 points-2 points ago

Look! It's two reposts of that thing you like.

[–]stanfan114 -4 points-3 points ago

Look at what title?

[–]Myfriendgwen -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there. I only just realised how far I got through the pages...damnit!

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there

W e e E O O WEEEOO W E E e O O[.](/user/overused-meme-alert "Severity level 5/5")

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there

FFFTTAAANNNGGGGG "Severity level 5/5")

[–]Toxin197 -3 points-2 points ago

Goddamnit, I laughed.

[–]VinRayd -2 points-1 points ago

I'm using Baconreader right now. I can't have nice things. :(

[–]rubber_duckyy -1 points0 points ago

Why is the shower running in the background? Damit, save the water people!

[–]mehitcanwait -2 points-1 points ago

Sadly, it is not me. But it could smell like me if started using Old Spice Body Wash...

[–]peedzllab -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there!

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

AWUGAH.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there

W e e E O O WEEEOO W E E e O O[.](/user/overused-meme-alert "Severity level 5/5")

[–]NotRichBarr -2 points-1 points ago

This hasn't been posted a million times.

[–]Uono -1 points0 points ago

If he is actually done showering he is both amazingly good at drying himself off and amazingly bad at turning the shower off.

[–]arlenreyb -1 points0 points ago

I wish this was a gif. The second frame could just be another shot of him with a new caption, and it could have a 3 second delay on it. So people would read the caption, look up at the title, and WOAH IT CHANGED.

[–]tharsheblows45 -4 points-3 points ago

Pete and repeat were on a boat pete jumps out who is left on the boat?

[–]Curtalius 0 points1 point ago

the latter of the two.