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panda.. panda.. panda.. car! (imgur.com)

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[–]mart2960 52 points53 points ago

screenshot showing moment of impact: http://i.imgur.com/Fz90J.jpg

[–]kingoftown 25 points26 points ago

So real!

[–]SteelGun 8 points9 points ago

SHIT NIGGA YOUR TIRES ARE LEGIT.

[–]maef 0 points1 point ago

Why is yours in color?

[–]mart2960 1 point2 points ago

http://youtu.be/j5e9enUjaHU

[–]cralledode 164 points165 points ago

/r/wtf has officially become /r/shitty_r_funny

[–]darkly39r 25 points26 points ago

I think you mean /r/regular_r_funny

[–]Sir_Narwolf 9 points10 points ago

/r/funny is the new /r/shitty_r_funny

[–]andrewc1117 6 points7 points ago

i really hate it when i believe there really are sub-reddits like that when people make jokes

[–]downvoter_of_puns 1 point2 points ago

It's not official, but I agree with the spirit of your comment.

[–]comradewilson 35 points36 points ago

This is not /r/WTF

[–]HogBacon 33 points34 points ago

The irony if it was a Fiat Panda

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

With Captain Slow behind the wheel.

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[–]Sloppy1sts 5 points6 points ago

Irony or humorous coincidence?

[–]JCXtreme 0 points1 point ago

Except the outcome would be different. The panda would still be standing, while the Panda would be a heap of metal parts and a dead driver plus various family members that were passengers.

[–]Flea0 0 points1 point ago

actually, the 2012 Panda is just as safe as any other citycar out there. Of course, being Italian, they forgot to put ESP as standard BEFORE the crash test so they only got 4 stars instead of 5, when the actual production model has ESP.

[–]n-some 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure pandas don't have any metal in them dude, they're animals. But the panda would be pretty fucked up I agree.

EDIT: THIS COMMENT MAKES NO SENSE

[–]claymore_kitten 1 point2 points ago

either way it made me a sad panda.

[–]mrdude817 4 points5 points ago

Why the fuck is this under r/wtf?

[–]sleepy_wall 19 points20 points ago

this writing the punchline or the end of a gif in the title has to stop.

[–]Brent2828 14 points15 points ago

This non-WTF content in /r/WTF has to stop.

[–]whatsmyPW 3 points4 points ago

Fake, There is no way that is a real panda.

[–]Fliff42 19 points20 points ago

It stopped as the car hit him for me, and it was clearly fake.

[–]aaybma 5 points6 points ago

Of course it's fake. Was this even up for discussion?

[–]Fliff42 0 points1 point ago

Have you been on r/WTF, weirder things have happened.

[–]austeregrim 7 points8 points ago

http://gif-explode.com/http://i.imgur.com/hermq.gif

[–]uberyeti 2 points3 points ago

This is clearly a shop. I can tell from the pixels, and from having seen many shops in my time.

[–]fruitandnuts 0 points1 point ago

I hope the fuck so.

[–]youstolemyname -3 points-2 points ago

The panda is actually behind the truck.

[–]HotWheels_McCoy 2 points3 points ago

Source. EDIT: Full Sketch also

[–]midnit9 0 points1 point ago

How I love ONISIONn

[–]Xervicx 1 point2 points ago

He's an asshole. Nothing to love about the guy. Sure, some of his videos on his main channel are funny, but mostly it's just him being goofy, then when someone doesn't like one of his videos, he blocks them and/or makes a video about how pathetic they are and how he doesn't care about how many subscribers he has.

He's the kind of guy who will claim not to care about whether people think he is ugly or weak, but as soon as someone says it, he makes a vain video about proving them wrong. He's a hateful, spiteful, sad excuse for a human being.

[–]midnit9 1 point2 points ago

Sadly you are true. I have been watching him for five years. But strangely so he is slowly changing from his past mistakes!

[–]Xervicx -1 points0 points ago

He is? When did this start? I haven't watched him for the past year or so.

[–]midnit9 0 points1 point ago

In the past year! Haha he still blocks repeated haters though.

[–]ChorroVon 13 points14 points ago

Truck

[–]mrtheiphonekid 2 points3 points ago

O-ni-si-on.

[–]magtavious 0 points1 point ago

panda.. panda.. panda.. truck!

FTFY

[–]PreggoCat 4 points5 points ago

panda.. panda.. panda.. photoshop!

[–]Here_for_the_cookies 2 points3 points ago

Title kinda ruined it for me

[–]drunk_otter 2 points3 points ago

No wonder they're endangered with shitty road safety awareness like that.

[–]i-need-space 2 points3 points ago

It looks like the panda had taken a shit at the end of the clip

[–]polopidowxus[S] -2 points-1 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yOwf1.gif

[–]anikas88 0 points1 point ago

rapture panda?

[–]HigherFive 2 points3 points ago

Is a panda not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

[–]springbreaksal 1 point2 points ago

Truck*

[–]Glow-in-the-dark 0 points1 point ago

For specifics, that is a dodge ram.

[–]Apotheosis91 0 points1 point ago

Is there a version of this without the text?

[–]freakingmagnets 0 points1 point ago

The source is Onision's video SH*T PANDA SAYS

youtube.com/watch?v=5rHqZB4ah20

[–]SanityClaus 0 points1 point ago

Fools! Do you want to start a pandemic??!?

[–]watermeloner 0 points1 point ago

i actually made up a tune for me to sing... "panda panda panda panda... Car!"

[–]TheBlasto 0 points1 point ago

*truck

[–]VaguelyCondescending 1 point2 points ago

Andrew Kramer from video copilot must be spinning in his grave...I mean, he's not dead, but...you know.

[–]Hyphnip 0 points1 point ago

Title really gave that one away

[–]CuntishPanda 0 points1 point ago

I guess I deserved it.

[–]12345dhooves 0 points1 point ago

Correction: Truck

[–]Baoxing 0 points1 point ago

I think he got a little lost

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

DAE hear the Deerhoof song during this Gif?

[–]JC102 -1 points0 points ago

obviously, its not real. still funny though

[–]blackhemi 0 points1 point ago

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 0 points1 point ago

It's a fucking truck, not a car you moron.

[–]MrWonderland18 0 points1 point ago

Not only is this not r/WTF material, the punchline is in the title.

That's the real WTF.

[–]GiraffeCabbage 0 points1 point ago

O-ni-si-on doo da doo da doo doo!

[–]tylerE2000 1 point2 points ago

in case you were wondering...

[–]Richmond2735 0 points1 point ago

O--N--I--S--I--O--N

[–]Magic_Potato_Stealer 0 points1 point ago

I love Onision. He is so random. xD

[–]theLadyJoker -1 points0 points ago

ITS ONISION U GUYS SHOULD LOOK HIM UP ON YOUTUBE!!!!!! sooooo funny I love that bid it's called shit panda says

[–]I-like-eating-spoons 0 points1 point ago

Though this isn't Wtf, I still chuckled.

[–]radomcupcake 0 points1 point ago

FUCKIN ONISION!!

[–]UnfortunateGamer 0 points1 point ago

panda.. panda.. panda.. truck!

[–]Scarface_1996 0 points1 point ago

....this is what I watch when I'm upset....work every time :)

[–]PurpleNinja61 0 points1 point ago

ONISION!!! He's a YouTube god.

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[–]SarahnadeMe89 3 points4 points ago

Messin' with Sasquatch

[–]CatScreamer -1 points0 points ago

I totally didn't read this like the Amanda show's intro.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando -1 points0 points ago

Caarrrrr, oooh it's a caaarrrr.....

Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda

[–]DavidHK -1 points0 points ago

The whole car thing in the title ruined it...

[–]onetonne -2 points-1 points ago

I can hear a whoosh sound every time that car flies past.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 0 points1 point ago

I think this footage is sped up by a lot.

[–]ninjaachemist 0 points1 point ago

ONISION FTW!

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[–]uberyeti 1 point2 points ago

What do you think?

[–]Ipurtle -2 points-1 points ago

Though it's sad that panda's are getting taken out on the streets like this.. I want one of those panda's!!

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[–]Lycanvenom 1 point2 points ago

No. Never. ಠ_ಠ

[–]midnit9 -1 points0 points ago

Why because he is crazy?! Hahaha yes he is!

[–]SuperDarwinBatman -5 points-4 points ago

It was easy to work out what was going to happen, but that was still ridiculously funny

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