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[–]ThrownAfterwards123 305 points306 points ago

Wasn't this gif on the front page literally a few days ago?

[–]Jeroknite 16 points17 points ago

On /r/gifs I think.

[–]Wer_C 118 points119 points ago

[–]down_vote_magnet 22 points23 points ago

I really commend whoever took the time to make that fantastic gif.

[–]barristonsmellme 0 points1 point ago

More so for having the strength to remember the scene from the film, and watch it again just to find it. I'd love to know who made it so when i die, they have an honorary place on my gravestone.

[–]skyseeker 4 points5 points ago

That movie was awful... and yet, I really want to see it again.

[–]Hessmix 4 points5 points ago

I just saw it, so that Gif is about two times more hilarious then it should have been.

[–]HoneyBearz 3 points4 points ago

I really liked it, but I don't know why.....

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 4 points5 points ago

Because Liam Neeson.

[–]1point0594631 7 points8 points ago

[–]farmthis 8 points9 points ago

yeah. its corpse isn't even cold and it's being regurgitated.

[–]Vik1ng 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this gif on the front page literally a few days ago?

This is where I insert my Hitler post, right?

[–]Innappropriate_YOLO 2 points3 points ago

hmmm a repost? I did nazi that coming at all.

[–]RayBoogs 0 points1 point ago

OP is a fag.

[–]havestronaut 1 point2 points ago

Literally a few.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, it's like we've both seen the same post as OP, except we aren't reposting faggots!

[–]JoelLikesPigs 66 points67 points ago

I'm fine with reposting, honestly, but this gif which wasn't made by you was made specifically for Reddit and was already posted on Reddit, meaning you knew full well this was a repost before you even posted it. Wtf guy?

[–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 139 points140 points ago

sigh, I guess you are clearly a neo-nazi

[–]ThePonyBlues 2 points3 points ago

[–]AsAGentleman 5 points6 points ago

sigh, I don't think the Dachauski Brothers would appreciate this pun.

[–]NorwegianPearl 1 point2 points ago

Semite argue that this is one of the first clever nazi/jew puns that hasn't been run into the ground. I'd have to agree. Kudos!

[–]Inspector_number_5 20 points21 points ago

This was posted about a week ago..

[–]RayBoogs 9 points10 points ago

3 days man, 3 days ago.

[–]Dr_Avocado 3 points4 points ago

Three days, actually.

[–]DraugrMurderboss 21 points22 points ago

Nice repost, douchenozzle.

[–]scottg96 -1 points0 points ago

Douchenazi?

[–]Jables237 42 points43 points ago

3 days. You couldn't wait longer then 3 days to repost this?

[–]heracleides 10 points11 points ago

What if he waited 4 days?

[–]RayBoogs 7 points8 points ago

I would've been slightly less pissed off!

[–]trixter21992251 4 points5 points ago

33.333 (repeating of course) percent less pissed off

[–]IrregardingGrammar 13 points14 points ago

Maybe after 3 days everyone will forget you stole it and didn't even try to call it x post?

[–]gregshortall 12 points13 points ago

eat shit reposting scum

[–]axnjxn00 11 points12 points ago

people need to stop reposting everything

[–]Captainpanda55 15 points16 points ago

To quote the guy who actually made this, it took him 4 to 5 hours. 4 to 5 hours of sitting there painstakingly mapping the movements and animating the Reddit aliens and shit, just for a cockbag like yourself to repost it 3 days later and reap the karma. Good job, shithead.

[–]Chapeaux 10 points11 points ago

What do you need ? Repost... a lot of repost.

[–]Geordash 4 points5 points ago

You're the problem.

[–]infinite_zombrero 4 points5 points ago

Eat shit OP you reposting fuck.

[–]MyGuitarIsOnFire 8 points9 points ago

Fuck this repost. Goddamn.

[–]GFandango 9 points10 points ago

repost

[–]Mazo 7 points8 points ago

[–]Aleroniponi 5 points6 points ago

Fucking repost asshole!

[–]Rikess 5 points6 points ago

Repost

[–]ienjoyrunning14 8 points9 points ago

repost

[–]TeggyBear95 12 points13 points ago

this is an amazing gif

[–]HappyVlane 36 points37 points ago

OP hasn't made it by the way.

[–]monkeybanana14 16 points17 points ago

It hasn't even been a month since it was originally posted. OP should wait a little longer to repost.

[–]notil 5 points6 points ago

Not even a week

[–]Cronusd 2 points3 points ago

Are you fucking kidding me -.-?

[–]trixter21992251 2 points3 points ago

omg that gif is so new

[–]st403420 2 points3 points ago

Wow. what a blatant rip-off of the person who posted this a few days ago.

[–]zawri 2 points3 points ago

Funny how you criticize others... with a repost.

[–]agus468 1 point2 points ago

I didn't see that coming.

[–]Adium_Rhodan 2 points3 points ago

When I see a post that has anything to do with Nazis or Jews

FTFY

[–]Adium_Rhodan 2 points3 points ago

Why do I get downvotes for this? Todays germany does not equal nazi germany 70 years ago that you make your puns about. I'm not keeping a list with slavery, racial segregation, obesity or christianity puns either to throw in threads about american topics.

[–]Fausto1981 1 point2 points ago

but you should.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the repost, you didn't even wait a week.

[–]hbell16 1 point2 points ago

This was literally just on the front page last week. What have we sunk to?

[–]nbomb220 1 point2 points ago

He's also the guy who created this masterpiece

Burn him to the ground!

[–]CoffinRehersal 0 points1 point ago

No you don't. That is isn't necessary because every post that mentions Germany or Jews contains the exact same puns. I can't even picture the type of person who would see the humor in or pat themselves on the back for "thinking of" these puns.

[–]summerofevidence -1 points0 points ago

Dammit Reddit, I don't care if it's a repost. I haven't seen it yet. I came into this thread prepared to laugh my ass off with amazing puns because I know how witty you guys can be. But now you guys sound like a nagging girlfriend and I'm just bitter. Thanks Reddit. You never disappoint.

[–]AlexanderDavidBand 1 point2 points ago

Oh no, people didn't live up to your expectations! That NEVER happens in life!!

</sarcasm>

[–]drunk_otter -1 points0 points ago

I gave that glitch a matrix.

[–]Keevtara -1 points0 points ago

Glitches love matrices.

[–]FukUThatsY 1 point2 points ago

You should repost this again in another 3 days. Cause you're a faggot

[–]Billy_Bob_BoJangles -3 points-2 points ago

Woa... I know pun-fu.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 0 points1 point ago

This is like the eighth time this has been reposted already...

[–]serdoctordalekslayer -4 points-3 points ago

Ba dum tsss.

[–]ThatGuy_Abu -5 points-4 points ago

As a german, I approve.

[–]heracleides -4 points-3 points ago

As a Jew, thanks for the trump card.

[–]HoneyBearz -4 points-3 points ago

Semi-related. Last weekend I got drunk with some Germans in Germany where I am currently living.We just met that night and they smoked me out which was cool. But I was all drunk and high so I started talking about Jews and Germany and it got super awkward. I'm so silly...

[–]Inimini -3 points-2 points ago

I think that's funny. Source: I am german

[–]HoneyBearz -2 points-1 points ago

I'm glad you think so.

Also, I've been told that saying Hitler in public will get you death-stares. I haven't tried it.

A bit like saying 'Voldemort', except less fear and more this.

[–]randazza -5 points-4 points ago

It took too long to load the gif.. got to the point eventually. Well done.

[–]sociomaladaptivist 4 points5 points ago

It's stolen. The gif was made by a redditor who posted it 3 days ago.

[–]co2gamer -4 points-3 points ago

So here is one. At a hotel a group of jews and a group of Francemen meet and they notice their room of overbooked. So they decide to play football on the Hotelroof, and everytime the one team makes a goal one from the other side has to jump from the roof.

First the Frane scored and a jew jumped off the roof. After that the jews scored and a Frenchmen jumps.

What's the score?

-0:2 for Germany